The EWN Grand Prix Discussion Thread

**BennyTheBall** · 01-21-2013, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by TTC

Brock: Ssssshhhhhh...... *Points to a nearby T.V. and it starts showing a video of Brock beating Smyth blind folded.* Don't talk if you can't back it up.

*Mr. Smyth looks at the TWE Iron Fist title draped over his shoulder. He then notices the lack of title belts on Brock.*

Mr. Smyth: Yeah, it's me that struggles to "back it up."

**TTC** · 01-21-2013, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by BennyTheBall

*Mr. Smyth looks at the TWE Iron Fist title draped over his shoulder. He then notices the lack of title belts on Brock.*

Mr. Smyth: Yeah, it's me that struggles to "back it up."

Brock: Funny. Now go get a REAL title.

**BennyTheBall** · 01-21-2013, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by TTC

Brock: Funny. Now go get a REAL title.

Mr. Smyth: This is a real title, but if you would like to prove me wrong, then by all means do. I would love for you to show me one of your 'real' titles. Past or present.

**TTC** · 01-21-2013, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by BennyTheBall

Mr. Smyth: This is a real title, but if you would like to prove me wrong, then by all means do. I would love for you to show me one of your 'real' titles. Past or present.

Brock: No that's a paper plate title. So, go get me a real championship which does not include the "fake" Endurance Title you, so proudly didn't win.

**BennyTheBall** · 01-21-2013, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by TTC

Brock: No that's a paper plate title. So, go get me a real championship which does not include the "fake" Endurance Title you, so proudly didn't win.

Mr. Smyth: Give it three weeks, and the Endurance title will be mine. As for my 'paper' title, well that's your opinion. I am still waiting for some evidence of your title wins though. I mean, if you're not currently holding a title - which is very easily believable - you could show me a photograph of you winning a championship title from the past.

Assuming, of course, that you are not a steroid pumped, useless, waste of time, big mouth, asinine dullard who spends a lot of time talking and very little time actually achieveing more than being able to wipe his own arse without poking his finger through the toilet roll.

**TTC** · 01-21-2013, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by BennyTheBall

Mr. Smyth: Give it three weeks, and the Endurance title will be mine. As for my 'paper' title, well that's your opinion. I am still waiting for some evidence of your title wins though. I mean, if you're not currently holding a title - which is very easily believable - you could show me a photograph of you winning a championship title from the past.

Assuming, of course, that you are not a steroid pumped, useless, waste of time, big mouth, asinine dullard who spends a lot of time talking and very little time actually achieveing more than being able to wipe his own arse without poking his finger through the toilet roll.

Brock: I still have my money on Kyo. And my opinion does matter more than anyone's else.

There's your proof.

OOC: I was actually in the shitter. LOL XD

**BennyTheBall** · 01-21-2013, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by TTC

Brock: I still have my money on Kyo. And my opinion does matter more than anyone's else.

There's your proof.

OOC: I was actually in the shitter. LOL XD

Mr. Smyth: UFC...UFC...that rings a bell...oh, that's right: U Fist Children. Sick freak.

**TTC** · 01-21-2013, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by BennyTheBall

Mr. Smyth: UFC...UFC...that rings a bell...oh, that's right: U Fist Children. Sick freak.

Brock: Yeah cause all the kids today are dumbass. Just like anyone who thinks they are going to win the next tournament when it's going to be me.

**BennyTheBall** · 01-21-2013, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by TTC

Brock: Yeah cause all the kids today are dumbass. Just like anyone who thinks they are going to win the next tournament when it's going to be me.

Mr. Smyth: Right...well, let's skip past that for a moment and focus on the fact that the picture you're holding there is in fact not you, but Brock Lesnar. Now I'm sure that picture proves to be your lighter fluid when you're 'barbecueing alone', but to claim that is you is...well, it's pretty sad. I almost feel sorry for you.

Almost.

**TTC** · 01-21-2013, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by BennyTheBall

Mr. Smyth: Right...well, let's skip past that for a moment and focus on the fact that the picture you're holding there is in fact not you, but Brock Lesnar. Now I'm sure that picture proves to be your lighter fluid when you're 'barbecueing alone', but to claim that is you is...well, it's pretty sad. I almost feel sorry for you.

Almost.

Brock: You must be high cause that's obviously me.