Just bring him back to teach his own special brand of maths and I promise to buy every TNA PPV from now on!
A real champion with a real title belt.
"I swear to never again mention the man who is currently WWE champion until I am happy that change has come. I promise to buy PPVs when I can afford to, especially if 'he' isn't in the main event. I promise to show my support the the elements of WWE that I enjoy and together we will #ChangeWWE."