IF The EWN Was in a Horror Movie.

[AWrestlingGod]

If the EWN Members where all in a horror movie which takes place in a giant house. Who do you see dieing first, being th killer.

Heres mine

1st to die: Robstar
The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: Tommy Thunder
The killer: Bodom
The accomplice: Dennis
The one who doesn’t have a clue: IronApe
The person who hides in the closet: Dubs
The one who saves the day: Magglis.

Bored.. But hey its something

[Dennis]

This thread gave me a chuckle
Heres mine


1st to die: Cm rock-austin
The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: bodom (looking for robstar)
The killer: AWrestlingGod
The accomplice: Stone cold body bruiser
The one who doesn’t have a clue: AshleyPunk
The person who hides in the closet: Robstar (waiting for bodom )
The one who saves the day: IronApe

[AWrestlingGod]

This thread gave me a chuckle
Heres mine


1st to die: Cm rock-austin
The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: bodom (looking for robstar)
The killer: AWrestlingGod
The accomplice: Stone cold body bruiser
The one who doesn’t have a clue: AshleyPunk
The person who hides in the closet: Robstar (waiting for bodom )
The one who saves the day: IronApe

I'm the killer! nice

I accidentally posted this in the wrong thread haha

[Dennis]

I'm the killer! nice

I accidentally posted this in the wrong thread haha

which thread did you post it in?

[AWrestlingGod]

which thread did you post it in?

I posted it in the Wrestling Time Machines because I wasn't paying attention. I want it in the teapot haha

[Robstar]

You guys don't really have much of an idea.

1st to die: K2Jelly
The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: Shaz11
The killer: Iron Ape
The accomplice: Androo
The one who doesn’t have a clue: B-McIntyre
The person who hides in the closet: Steve Austin
The one who saves the day: Kashdinero

[Kashdinero]

Haha! Good call, Robs!

Ahem.. Here we go..

eWN proudly brings to you a movie written by none other than Iron Ape..

The Killer In The Tea Spot

1st to die: Shockingly... Frank (yep, take out the strongest one first to give the killer a higher sense of threat.)

The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: Embarrassingly... HolyJose (to save his Backstreet Boys CD collection.)

The killer: Dun-duh-dun-dun... SilverGhost (blame him. It's always him.)

The accomplice: None other than... PandaMassacre (just as seemingly innocent as 'Ghost--equally as threatening.)

The one who doesn’t have a clue: Obviously... Kashdinero (yet walks around for the entire duraton of his time on the screen claiming he has all the answers.)

The person who hides in the closet: Hilariously.. R(ob) (but is found out when the killer catches sight of the end of his beard sticking out from under the closet door.)

The one who saves the day: Heroically... IPITS (infinite wisdom makes a triumphant return and saves the day.)

The End.

[Robstar]

Thanks Kash! You alternately won this thread and killed it at the same time! How will anyone top that?



(but Ape writing for IPITS? I think there'll be some ego clashing there!)

[K2Jelly]

You guys don't really have much of an idea.

1st to die: K2Jelly
The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: Shaz11
The killer: Iron Ape
The accomplice: Androo
The one who doesn’t have a clue: B-McIntyre
The person who hides in the closet: Steve Austin
The one who saves the day: Kashdinero

Why do I die first?!

[Destruction]

1st to die: Aloisick
The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: Tommy Thunder *to save his sheep *
The killer: BODOM!
The accomplice: Destruction - I was finally his friend! *IT'S GONNA HAPPEN DAMMIT!*
The one who doesn’t have a clue: Magglis *he doesn't own a TV - so he can't watch this film*
The person who hides in the closet: Robstar *he's been in the closet his whole life, so *
The one who saves the day: DESTRUCTION! *face turn FTW*