IF The EWN Was in a Horror Movie.

[Pumpkinhead]

1st to die: Steve Austin
The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: Magglis
The killer: Wade Barrett 1979
The accomplice: AshleyPunk
The one who doesn’t have a clue: Akbar
The person who hides in the closet: Pumpkinhead
The one who saves the day: Tommy Thunder

[HolyJose2391]

Haha! Good call, Robs!

Ahem.. Here we go..

eWN proudly brings to you a movie written by none other than Iron Ape..

The Killer In The Tea Spot

1st to die: Shockingly... Frank (yep, take out the strongest one first to give the killer a higher sense of threat.)

The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: Embarrassingly... HolyJose (to save his Backstreet Boys CD collection.)

The killer: Dun-duh-dun-dun... SilverGhost (blame him. It's always him.)

The accomplice: None other than... PandaMassacre (just as seemingly innocent as 'Ghost--equally as threatening.)

The one who doesn’t have a clue: Obviously... Kashdinero (yet walks around for the entire duraton of his time on the screen claiming he has all the answers.)

The person who hides in the closet: Hilariously.. R(ob) (but is found out when the killer catches sight of the end of his beard sticking out from under the closet door.)

The one who saves the day: Heroically... IPITS (infinite wisdom makes a triumphant return and saves the day.)

The End.

Yes, Yes i would.

1st to die: SilverGhost
The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: Maggilis (He's trying to save my tequila!)
The killer: TheKevinBrand
The accomplice: Broc and Sully (They wants their revenge yo)
The one who doesn’t have a clue: Kash
The person who hides in the closet: Jman
The one who saves the day: No_1EddieFan

[wrestlingfan66513]

1st to die: Aloisick
The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: Tommy Thunder *to save his sheep *
The killer: BODOM!
The accomplice: Destruction - I was finally his friend! *IT'S GONNA HAPPEN DAMMIT!*
The one who doesn’t have a clue: Magglis *he doesn't own a TV - so he can't watch this film*
The person who hides in the closet: Robstar *he's been in the closet his whole life, so *
The one who saves the day: DESTRUCTION! *face turn FTW*

beat me to it, except the last one would have been Ape and first to die Silverghost because Bodom wants to make an impact with his first victim

[magglis]

1st to die: Aloisick
The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: Tommy Thunder *to save his sheep *
The killer: BODOM!
The accomplice: Destruction - I was finally his friend! *IT'S GONNA HAPPEN DAMMIT!*
The one who doesn’t have a clue: Magglis *he doesn't own a TV - so he can't watch this film*
The person who hides in the closet: Robstar *he's been in the closet his whole life, so *
The one who saves the day: DESTRUCTION! *face turn FTW*

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[magglis]

I hate you all ALL

Not AWG though

[thejman93]

Yes, Yes i would.

1st to die: SilverGhost
The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: Maggilis (He's trying to save my tequila!)
The killer: TheKevinBrand
The accomplice: Broc and Sully (They wants their revenge yo)
The one who doesn’t have a clue: Kash
The person who hides in the closet: Jman
The one who saves the day: No_1EddieFan

What?!?! I refuse to be a part of this film now!

[Shaz11]

1st to die: Robstar
The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: K2Jelly
The killer: Shaz
The accomplice: Steve Austin
The one who doesn’t have a clue: Iron Ape
The person who hides in the closet: Bodom
The one who saves the day: No one.

[magglis]

1st to die: Robstar
The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: K2Jelly
The killer: Shaz
The accomplice: Steve Austin
The one who doesn’t have a clue: Iron Ape
The person who hides in the closet: Bodom
The one who saves the day: No one.

I can see your intentions there

[Dennis]

1st to die: Robstar
The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: K2Jelly
The killer: Shaz
The accomplice: Steve Austin
The one who doesn’t have a clue: Iron Ape
The person who hides in the closet: Bodom
The one who saves the day: No one.

Is this so you can be alone with steve?

[K2Jelly]

What?!?! I refuse to be a part of this film now!

Come on out, dude. It'll be fine.