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Kazam: I know you must be annoyed that I wasn’t actually talking to you until right at the end there, but you don’t have to be so shy Kaige. Come on dude, talk. Or is it harder for you to spread your lies with someone standing right in your face.
Kaige: I’ll. .
Kazam: I’m right here Kaige, tell me how easily you are going to beat me. Go on, I’m waiting. What’s a matter? Cat got your tongue? Oh wait that’s just me…
*Kazam holds up a tongue so the camera can see.*
Kazam: See that’s just a lame trick. Anyone can do that. I’m not going to sit here and pull rabbits out of hats and pull coins from behind your ear, no I’m more likely to make a kendo stick appear and bash your skull in with it. But what would that prove. Nothing, quite honestly if I were to do something like that, I’d be as pathetic as you are running your mouth to show off. It would ruin our match and it would cheapen the inevitable victory I am going to get over you. I mean, honestly while Christy was here, you talked more about Devine and Kyojin than you did about me. Talk about looking past a dangerous opponent. Did you even prepare to face me?
*A smirk crosses the lips of Kaige as the magician performs his minor parlor tricks. As the long-winded man’s speech comes to a close, Kaige mocks his talking back using his left hand.*
Kaige: Your minor tricks will get you know where if you’re trying to flatter me. One thing I’ve learned in this business, is that people like you are nothing more than speed bumps for people like me to roll right over. See, there is a reason you didn’t make it in the place where I am going to thrive, and that’s because they were, and always will be, better than you. So you left, you ran away and now you’re back, but not with the big boys, you went to IWA, was it? Or was it some other smaller fed? It doesn’t matter in the end, because when we get into that ring, I’m going to prove to the whole world, to you, to the TWE Management, to the EWNCW Management, that I am the better man in this Grand Prix. And what are you going to do to halt that? I may be new to the e-feds here, but I’ve already made a name for myself, unfortunately for TWE they don’t see fit to profit off that, but that’s their loss.
*Kaige winks towards the magic man, and then towards the camera, going forward to examine it and it’s lack of an operator. Kaige grabs the camera, and holds it like a camera man, pointing it at Ali Kazam.*
Kaige: Did I train for you? Did I prepare? Of course I have, and that is why I know you are a nobody, a never-have been, and a never will be. Your only unique point is your magic, which is virtually as impressive as a clown performing for a bunch of super geniuses who can find the flaw in anything. In other words, you don’t impress me, you don’t impress anyone. You are here, because for some reason, the runners of EWNGP decided to give you a shot, and for that, you should be thankful. But once you’re in that ring with me, it won’t matter if you can teleport, it won’t matter if you can levitate, it won’t matter if you can make me silent, because the referee is still going to count that one-two-three, and hold my hand high in victory. And when he does, I’ll look down at you, I’ll pat your cheek, and I’ll give you my biggest small, my biggest asshole smile, and say “Abra. Kadabra” just as your eyes close.
*Kaige cracks his neck and drops the camera on the ground, causing the feed to be of similar fashion to how the Shield video‘s come out. For the moment, all that can be seen is the feet of Kaige Chamberlain; his voice can still be heard.*
Kaige: The real question is did you prepare for me? Did you prepare for the man who is going to take this tournament by storm? Did you prepare for a man that is better than you in every single facet of this business? Or did you hope that your little magic tricks would get you through to the finals? Of course I mentioned Kyojin and Divine more than I mentioned you, because you are nothing to me. You are just there to prepare me for the semi-finals, to be honest, I’d rather be facing some actual competition, but instead I’m stuck with you. So answer me, Mr. Kazam, have you prepared to face me in the middle of that ring? Because if not, then I am going to walk all over you and sing you, the Ballad of An Asshole.
Ali Kazam: Hold up, before you start singing about how much of an asshole you are again, let me correct on something you mentioned about EWNCW, I wasn't out of my depth, I wasn't out matched by anyone. The first match of my stay there was against the at the time co-inferno champion. I beat him with ease. My next match was against the other man holding onto that title. I beat him too. Then I got a title match and I got my hands on the belt. It took no time for me to establish myself and if I hadn't gotten bored by the lack of competition I would have stayed and continued to dominate the way I started. That would have been too easy though, and let's be honest where is the fun in that. You seem to have made the mistake of thinking I'm a push over because EWA gave me a comedy role with Ivanhoe Heskey at the same time. But that was also coming to an end. I was on my way to winning the gold in that company too.
*Ali isn't smiling along with Kaige anymore.*
Kazam: The fact that you still consider me a joke is going to be your downfall. You say you've prepared, but you can't prepare for what I'm going to do to you Kaige. You want to be a the better man. You will have to try again next time you're invited into one of these tournaments because this is my time. My time to show you and everybody else who doubts me just how serious I am about this job. This is where I show that not only can I hang with the big boys, but I'll leave them in my dust as I rise to greatness. You are to concerned about what you think you need to be worried about. You think you need to worry about what happens after our match. You need to worry about me, about what I am going to do to you to use you as an example. You don't get it Kaige, I'm more dangerous than any other man you will ever meet. If your lucky Kaige you will get to keep singing tunes after I'm through with you, but you wont be singing the ballad of the asshole. No if you can sing, the only thing you'll be singing is "Take me to the Hospital" by The Prodigy. Sing your ballad now Kaige, your tune is almost finished. The most entertaining man alive will see to that. Can you feel the magic in the air? I know I can. I'll see you in the ring, big boy.
*Kaige looks on as Ali Kazam talks and leaves, his body getting ready for a fight with the magician. As the man vanishes, Kaige leans down and picks up the rolling camera, looking directly at it.*
Kaige: EWNGP II. My first fight is against a Magician. EWNGP II. My first victory is going to be magical. Ignorance is overrated, but arrogance is bliss.
*He puts the camera back down, letting it film him as he walks off; the camera slowly revealing more of his body until it’s all shown, though getting smaller with the distance.*
Kaige: I’ll. .
Kazam: I’m right here Kaige, tell me how easily you are going to beat me. Go on, I’m waiting. What’s a matter? Cat got your tongue? Oh wait that’s just me…
*Kazam holds up a tongue so the camera can see.*
Kazam: See that’s just a lame trick. Anyone can do that. I’m not going to sit here and pull rabbits out of hats and pull coins from behind your ear, no I’m more likely to make a kendo stick appear and bash your skull in with it. But what would that prove. Nothing, quite honestly if I were to do something like that, I’d be as pathetic as you are running your mouth to show off. It would ruin our match and it would cheapen the inevitable victory I am going to get over you. I mean, honestly while Christy was here, you talked more about Devine and Kyojin than you did about me. Talk about looking past a dangerous opponent. Did you even prepare to face me?
*A smirk crosses the lips of Kaige as the magician performs his minor parlor tricks. As the long-winded man’s speech comes to a close, Kaige mocks his talking back using his left hand.*
Kaige: Your minor tricks will get you know where if you’re trying to flatter me. One thing I’ve learned in this business, is that people like you are nothing more than speed bumps for people like me to roll right over. See, there is a reason you didn’t make it in the place where I am going to thrive, and that’s because they were, and always will be, better than you. So you left, you ran away and now you’re back, but not with the big boys, you went to IWA, was it? Or was it some other smaller fed? It doesn’t matter in the end, because when we get into that ring, I’m going to prove to the whole world, to you, to the TWE Management, to the EWNCW Management, that I am the better man in this Grand Prix. And what are you going to do to halt that? I may be new to the e-feds here, but I’ve already made a name for myself, unfortunately for TWE they don’t see fit to profit off that, but that’s their loss.
*Kaige winks towards the magic man, and then towards the camera, going forward to examine it and it’s lack of an operator. Kaige grabs the camera, and holds it like a camera man, pointing it at Ali Kazam.*
Kaige: Did I train for you? Did I prepare? Of course I have, and that is why I know you are a nobody, a never-have been, and a never will be. Your only unique point is your magic, which is virtually as impressive as a clown performing for a bunch of super geniuses who can find the flaw in anything. In other words, you don’t impress me, you don’t impress anyone. You are here, because for some reason, the runners of EWNGP decided to give you a shot, and for that, you should be thankful. But once you’re in that ring with me, it won’t matter if you can teleport, it won’t matter if you can levitate, it won’t matter if you can make me silent, because the referee is still going to count that one-two-three, and hold my hand high in victory. And when he does, I’ll look down at you, I’ll pat your cheek, and I’ll give you my biggest small, my biggest asshole smile, and say “Abra. Kadabra” just as your eyes close.
*Kaige cracks his neck and drops the camera on the ground, causing the feed to be of similar fashion to how the Shield video‘s come out. For the moment, all that can be seen is the feet of Kaige Chamberlain; his voice can still be heard.*
Kaige: The real question is did you prepare for me? Did you prepare for the man who is going to take this tournament by storm? Did you prepare for a man that is better than you in every single facet of this business? Or did you hope that your little magic tricks would get you through to the finals? Of course I mentioned Kyojin and Divine more than I mentioned you, because you are nothing to me. You are just there to prepare me for the semi-finals, to be honest, I’d rather be facing some actual competition, but instead I’m stuck with you. So answer me, Mr. Kazam, have you prepared to face me in the middle of that ring? Because if not, then I am going to walk all over you and sing you, the Ballad of An Asshole.
Ali Kazam: Hold up, before you start singing about how much of an asshole you are again, let me correct on something you mentioned about EWNCW, I wasn't out of my depth, I wasn't out matched by anyone. The first match of my stay there was against the at the time co-inferno champion. I beat him with ease. My next match was against the other man holding onto that title. I beat him too. Then I got a title match and I got my hands on the belt. It took no time for me to establish myself and if I hadn't gotten bored by the lack of competition I would have stayed and continued to dominate the way I started. That would have been too easy though, and let's be honest where is the fun in that. You seem to have made the mistake of thinking I'm a push over because EWA gave me a comedy role with Ivanhoe Heskey at the same time. But that was also coming to an end. I was on my way to winning the gold in that company too.
*Ali isn't smiling along with Kaige anymore.*
Kazam: The fact that you still consider me a joke is going to be your downfall. You say you've prepared, but you can't prepare for what I'm going to do to you Kaige. You want to be a the better man. You will have to try again next time you're invited into one of these tournaments because this is my time. My time to show you and everybody else who doubts me just how serious I am about this job. This is where I show that not only can I hang with the big boys, but I'll leave them in my dust as I rise to greatness. You are to concerned about what you think you need to be worried about. You think you need to worry about what happens after our match. You need to worry about me, about what I am going to do to you to use you as an example. You don't get it Kaige, I'm more dangerous than any other man you will ever meet. If your lucky Kaige you will get to keep singing tunes after I'm through with you, but you wont be singing the ballad of the asshole. No if you can sing, the only thing you'll be singing is "Take me to the Hospital" by The Prodigy. Sing your ballad now Kaige, your tune is almost finished. The most entertaining man alive will see to that. Can you feel the magic in the air? I know I can. I'll see you in the ring, big boy.
*Kaige looks on as Ali Kazam talks and leaves, his body getting ready for a fight with the magician. As the man vanishes, Kaige leans down and picks up the rolling camera, looking directly at it.*
Kaige: EWNGP II. My first fight is against a Magician. EWNGP II. My first victory is going to be magical. Ignorance is overrated, but arrogance is bliss.
*He puts the camera back down, letting it film him as he walks off; the camera slowly revealing more of his body until it’s all shown, though getting smaller with the distance.*
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