The thing is my retort would actually bring life into the game in that it would garner quite a bit of attention... Only to have me banned for a week before it could continue.
I will give you one thing; it would have EVERYONE who clicked this thread talking about it.
I'm just not down with the whole "Sacrificial Lamb for the Sake of Humor" thing. Which is why I'll be the level headed user and say "No, that shouldn't be used" even if I think ALL things should be open for debate when the sense of Comedic Value is being presented. It's still not worth the time out that would result.