Brad Maddox appreciation thread

[Dennis]

You're a could...

B-mac don't be talking like that .

Ladies ladies no need to fight.

Damn these ho's be crazy when you get some pigeon juice in them.

So you got your jokes from a comedian?

[Iron Ape]

Beyonce doesn't sound like a white girl name but we all know what she looks like.

Creamy white beyonce version 2.0

Wait, was there a point you were trying to make with this post? In no way does this explain why you needed to point out that Sinbad was black when "comedian" would have completely sufficed. Did you also refer to Brad Maddox as "the white professional wrestler" when you started in on your Carlin-like homosexual pigeon routine for the ages?

Something's amiss here.

[Iron Ape]

So you got your jokes from a comedian?

You're out of your element, Dennis.

[Double Axehandle]

Wait, was there a point you were trying to make with this post? In no way does this explain why you needed to point out that Sinbad was black when "comedian" would have completely sufficed. Did you also refer to Brad Maddox as "the white professional wrestler" when you started in on your Carlin-like homosexual pigeon routine for the ages?

Something's amiss here.

Brad Maddox is white?

He looks puerto rican.

[Dennis]

You're out of your element, Dennis.

you are correct, I thought I was in a discussion about wrestling, which is in my element.... but apparently you guys are off on some very, very strange tangent.

[Automatic]

Brad Maddox is white?

He looks puerto rican.

I like you brother, keep up the good work.

[magglis]

You're out of your element, Dennis.

"Shut the fuck up Donny" emmm Dennis

[Dennis]

"Shut the fuck up Donny" emmm Dennis

This thread has been derailed pretty hardcore at this point lol.

[Iron Ape]

"Shut the fuck up Donny" emmm Dennis

Pretty much.

[Peter Kaymakcian]

Let's look at all of the accomplishments that the greatest WWE Superstar ever, Brad Maddox.

1.) He feels bad for Cena and gives him a win over CM Punk whom Cena has not been able to beat since MITB 2011

2.) At Hell in a Cell he shows Ryback that Stone Cold and Kurt Angle are the only bald WWE Champions in WWE History.

3.) Brad Maddox dominates Ryback in a match, but loses in the end. After the match Ryback is so greatful for Maddox letting him win that he carries Maddox to his girl's ride. Yeah Maddox is dating a nurse so she can heal all of his injured opponents.

4.) Maddox stops sleeping with his girlfriend and wrestles Randy Orton. He beats RKO up so badly that the Shield try and put RKO down to put him out of his misery.

5.) Then finally last week he teaches Cena how to properly screw AJ

What are your favorite Maddox moments?