Kaz - Derpside () Ron Garvin
Daniels - Robstar
Team bad influence is all the rage with their comedy and their chemistry seems flawless. No matter the situation, they always seem to be in sync (Calm down Jose) and always have each other’s backs in such a way that challenging them in a battle of whit often becomes a disaster to those who oppose them. I can see myself as Kaz who was pulled into the ride with Daniels (Rob) and has fully accepted the role of calling you guys "Butt nuggets". Robstar is perhaps the only one I could envision, Appletini in hand of course, calling you guys Ham Sandwiches and having it make perfect sense.
Bully Ray – I had to think long and hard about this one. Who “reinvents” themselves every time I see them post? Who is it that can play that bad boy as well as the good guy? I’ll have to have a good think on it and carry it into my next post. Yes, this will be a few parts because I know the roster well and these are just the tip... I mean, I didn’t even get to compare Shaz to Zema Ion in this post!
Austin Aries – Iron Ape. Why Ape? Because Aries is gold with a stick in his hands. Ape is gold with his fingers to the keyboard. His amazing timing and quick thinking on his feet makes him the only logical choice for the role. I considered VHX for the part, but then I kicked myself in the nuts for thinking anyone outside of Ape for being known as the Greatest Man That Ever Lived.
Eric Young & ODB – This is a type cast, but it fits the bill. Ash loves her Jack Daniels like ODB loves her... Well alcohol in general. Dennis has that sense of innocence behind himself just like with EY's character. I can see Ash calling and texting Dennis on the phone to bring her some more beer, and Dennis talking about Team Merge (AshleyPunk and Dennis) as being “two young kids in love”. Devon, get the breath mints!!
Bobby Roode – Who else do we know to be the “IT Factor” in our world other than Bodom? Everyone seeks his approval to be a part of his friends list and involved in any conversation he posts in. Bodom has held the top poster title for so long, it had to surpass the previous record. Bodom is the heel above all heels in our world.
Kurt Angle – Dr. Death gets this title because he is our resident “vet” on the boards. Anything you think you know about wrestling, this man can teach you a better way. In conversations, he always helps to carry you through to not make a fool of yourself. When people think of “wrestling” in TNA, Angle is the man that comes to mind and when I think of “Wrestling Knowledge” in the EWN, he tops my list.
Mr. Anderson – B-MAC is the resident “asshole” of the EWN. You fit the title perfectly B-MAC as your quick in thought and able to make many conversations interesting when they should fall flat. You're the man that isn't always around, but is never forgotten.
Abyss – Has to be SouthernBlood for that “scary” factor. But this isn’t the Joseph Park character; it’s the thumb tack wielding Monster! A battle with this man will result in blood, which is the image both men’s character seem to portray.
RVD – VHX. Not because he is the best wrestler on the roster, but because VHX comes across as that cool cat that is always in control. The guy who no matter what, seems to always know his surroundings and when to strike. Honestly, I could start a EWN chant of V-H-X and have it flow seamlessly with the R-V-D chants.
Joey Ryan – CM Rock Austin comes to mind only because the majority of posts I see of his come from the Hottest Women thread. He’s bringing sleazy back to the EWN... But without making it pornographic because that’s against the rules
Sting – Wade Barrett 1979 is the man for the job. We all miss him when he’s offline, just like we miss Sting when he’s gone for three weeks. The moment Sting returns, the fans flock to chant for him, the way we flock to Wade to converse with him. Plus, I think it’d be fun to see Wade in some face paint.