What if EWN was a sitcom!?

[B-MCINTYRE]

LMAO... That was my thought when Ash casted Fraiser before. For "Cheers" though, I did think he might fit the Woody role on the "oblivious" meter. Not that he is not a smart character (or person), but Dennis has been known to be involved with conversations with improper timing; this fact leads me to think of him in the role.

But Niles is pretty similar to how I would think Dennis to look in my imagination.

Derpside you are great at putting thought into these things so could you possibly do one for Impact wrsetling. It's a situational comedy after all.

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

Derpside you are great at putting thought into these things so could you possibly do one for Impact wrsetling. It's a situational comedy after all.

Challenge accepted...

Bad Influence
Kaz - Derpside () Ron Garvin
Daniels - Robstar

Team bad influence is all the rage with their comedy and their chemistry seems flawless. No matter the situation, they always seem to be in sync (Calm down Jose) and always have each other’s backs in such a way that challenging them in a battle of whit often becomes a disaster to those who oppose them. I can see myself as Kaz who was pulled into the ride with Daniels (Rob) and has fully accepted the role of calling you guys "Butt nuggets". Robstar is perhaps the only one I could envision, Appletini in hand of course, calling you guys Ham Sandwiches and having it make perfect sense.


Bully Ray – I had to think long and hard about this one. Who “reinvents” themselves every time I see them post? Who is it that can play that bad boy as well as the good guy? I’ll have to have a good think on it and carry it into my next post. Yes, this will be a few parts because I know the roster well and these are just the tip... I mean, I didn’t even get to compare Shaz to Zema Ion in this post!


Austin Aries – Iron Ape. Why Ape? Because Aries is gold with a stick in his hands. Ape is gold with his fingers to the keyboard. His amazing timing and quick thinking on his feet makes him the only logical choice for the role. I considered VHX for the part, but then I kicked myself in the nuts for thinking anyone outside of Ape for being known as the Greatest Man That Ever Lived.


Eric Young & ODB – This is a type cast, but it fits the bill. Ash loves her Jack Daniels like ODB loves her... Well alcohol in general. Dennis has that sense of innocence behind himself just like with EY's character. I can see Ash calling and texting Dennis on the phone to bring her some more beer, and Dennis talking about Team Merge (AshleyPunk and Dennis) as being “two young kids in love”. Devon, get the breath mints!!


Bobby Roode – Who else do we know to be the “IT Factor” in our world other than Bodom? Everyone seeks his approval to be a part of his friends list and involved in any conversation he posts in. Bodom has held the top poster title for so long, it had to surpass the previous record. Bodom is the heel above all heels in our world.


Kurt Angle – Dr. Death gets this title because he is our resident “vet” on the boards. Anything you think you know about wrestling, this man can teach you a better way. In conversations, he always helps to carry you through to not make a fool of yourself. When people think of “wrestling” in TNA, Angle is the man that comes to mind and when I think of “Wrestling Knowledge” in the EWN, he tops my list.


Mr. Anderson – B-MAC is the resident “asshole” of the EWN. You fit the title perfectly B-MAC as your quick in thought and able to make many conversations interesting when they should fall flat. You're the man that isn't always around, but is never forgotten.


Abyss – Has to be SouthernBlood for that “scary” factor. But this isn’t the Joseph Park character; it’s the thumb tack wielding Monster! A battle with this man will result in blood, which is the image both men’s character seem to portray.


RVD – VHX. Not because he is the best wrestler on the roster, but because VHX comes across as that cool cat that is always in control. The guy who no matter what, seems to always know his surroundings and when to strike. Honestly, I could start a EWN chant of V-H-X and have it flow seamlessly with the R-V-D chants.


Joey Ryan – CM Rock Austin comes to mind only because the majority of posts I see of his come from the Hottest Women thread. He’s bringing sleazy back to the EWN... But without making it pornographic because that’s against the rules


Sting – Wade Barrett 1979 is the man for the job. We all miss him when he’s offline, just like we miss Sting when he’s gone for three weeks. The moment Sting returns, the fans flock to chant for him, the way we flock to Wade to converse with him. Plus, I think it’d be fun to see Wade in some face paint.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Challenge accepted...

Bad Influence
Kaz - Derpside () Ron Garvin
Daniels - Robstar

Team bad influence is all the rage with their comedy and their chemistry seems flawless. No matter the situation, they always seem to be in sync (Calm down Jose) and always have each other’s backs in such a way that challenging them in a battle of whit often becomes a disaster to those who oppose them. I can see myself as Kaz who was pulled into the ride with Daniels (Rob) and has fully accepted the role of calling you guys "Butt nuggets". Robstar is perhaps the only one I could envision, Appletini in hand of course, calling you guys Ham Sandwiches and having it make perfect sense.


Bully Ray – I had to think long and hard about this one. Who “reinvents” themselves every time I see them post? Who is it that can play that bad boy as well as the good guy? I’ll have to have a good think on it and carry it into my next post. Yes, this will be a few parts because I know the roster well and these are just the tip... I mean, I didn’t even get to compare Shaz to Zema Ion in this post!


Austin Aries – Iron Ape. Why Ape? Because Aries is gold with a stick in his hands. Ape is gold with his fingers to the keyboard. His amazing timing and quick thinking on his feet makes him the only logical choice for the role. I considered VHX for the part, but then I kicked myself in the nuts for thinking anyone outside of Ape for being known as the Greatest Man That Ever Lived.


Eric Young & ODB – This is a type cast, but it fits the bill. Ash loves her Jack Daniels like ODB loves her... Well alcohol in general. Dennis has that sense of innocence behind himself just like with EY's character. I can see Ash calling and texting Dennis on the phone to bring her some more beer, and Dennis talking about Team Merge (AshleyPunk and Dennis) as being “two young kids in love”. Devon, get the breath mints!!


Bobby Roode – Who else do we know to be the “IT Factor” in our world other than Bodom? Everyone seeks his approval to be a part of his friends list and involved in any conversation he posts in. Bodom has held the top poster title for so long, it had to surpass the previous record. Bodom is the heel above all heels in our world.


Kurt Angle – Dr. Death gets this title because he is our resident “vet” on the boards. Anything you think you know about wrestling, this man can teach you a better way. In conversations, he always helps to carry you through to not make a fool of yourself. When people think of “wrestling” in TNA, Angle is the man that comes to mind and when I think of “Wrestling Knowledge” in the EWN, he tops my list.


Mr. Anderson – B-MAC is the resident “asshole” of the EWN. You fit the title perfectly B-MAC as your quick in thought and able to make many conversations interesting when they should fall flat. You're the man that isn't always around, but is never forgotten.


Abyss – Has to be SouthernBlood for that “scary” factor. But this isn’t the Joseph Park character; it’s the thumb tack wielding Monster! A battle with this man will result in blood, which is the image both men’s character seem to portray.


RVD – VHX. Not because he is the best wrestler on the roster, but because VHX comes across as that cool cat that is always in control. The guy who no matter what, seems to always know his surroundings and when to strike. Honestly, I could start a EWN chant of V-H-X and have it flow seamlessly with the R-V-D chants.


Joey Ryan – CM Rock Austin comes to mind only because the majority of posts I see of his come from the Hottest Women thread. He’s bringing sleazy back to the EWN... But without making it pornographic because that’s against the rules


Sting – Wade Barrett 1979 is the man for the job. We all miss him when he’s offline, just like we miss Sting when he’s gone for three weeks. The moment Sting returns, the fans flock to chant for him, the way we flock to Wade to converse with him. Plus, I think it’d be fun to see Wade in some face paint.

I like your start here.

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

I like your start here.

Zema Ion – Who else can play that “in the now” role outside of Shaz? Zema brings a bit of flare with his “new generation” of wrestler appeal. Shaz is often one that I would think to be “hip with the times” (to borrow a phrase from Rob’s generation). He is not just an effin pretty poster, but he’s also pretty effin dangerous with a hash tag.


Kid Kash – This guy is always has that “to the point” aspect to what he does. He seems to have that knack for putting deliberate strikes in matches and won’t take any shit from anyone because he is better than others give him credit for. I think akbar’s opinions on topics have the stinging sensation of being direct and perfectly placed strikes, much like Kash’s knife-edge chops.


Jesse Godderz – I actually had to argue with myself for this spot. I wanted to give it to Shaz, but this next cat fits the bill so much better. K2Jelly has that confidence in the things he says. That projection of knowing that he has that “something” inside of him and needs to let it out. Jesse has shown me a lot over the past few weeks (taking the chops from Bully, the Bro-off) and I think the kid has a bright future... Plus I can see K2Jelly saying “boom” every time he makes a valid point, just like Jesse mouthed it every time he hit a pose.


Chris Sabin – SilverGhost is the man who comes to mind. Both vanish for what seems like extensive periods of time, but when the man is around, he is blowing your socks off; with his logical thoughts and opinions that is. Sabin has that “passion” in his eyes when you see him the same way SG has the passion for wrestling (especially Japanese) when you read his posts.


Magnus – The guy knows he is a talent. Magglis knows that he has great opinions. Both men exude confidence in the things they do. Do they stumble from time to time? Sure, but both carry on without issue and continue to execute a good/great match/conversation.


Todd Keely – I don’t know about any of you guys out there, but I love this new addition to Impact. The guy actually CALLS THE INRING! Imagine that! His EWN counter part has been around here for MUCH longer, but both have that same respect for the industry. Tommy is one of those people who I consider a purist to the sport which is why he gets this role. Todd might not be everyone’s favorite, but if he sticks around for a while, I bet he will be *almost* as popular as Tommy Thunder... Almost


Robbie E – If anyone has followed this guys threads, they know exactly where I am coming from. Both men are EXTREMELY talented at what they do, but they both also come off as “WTF” at times. You never know if you’re going to get that serious and to the point aspect of their characters, or if you are going to get a random comment that makes you chuckle at the sporadic nature. Awesome Bomb has to fit my bill for this part. OOOHHHHH!!!


The Pope – Who would you say is arguably one of your favorite stars in the EWN to hear speak? Who would you say oozes charisma (among other things) when they let their words fly in the forums. Who would you say has that uncanny ability to make you want to hear what the next words they say are? For me, it has to be Poot-Hair. The guy is just phenomenal to hear on his rants, and that’s my favorite thing about the Pope on screen. When they talk, I always listen.


James Storm – Obviously, this has to go out to DrunkJose. ONLY because both men seem to captivate audiences both Sober and Inebriated... They just happen to become more entertaining the further into inebriation they slip.


Christian York – What other new comer has come into the threads and had such major conversations with top tier talent as AWrestlingGod? Both he and York walked into a place and immediately, people took notice to them. York has talent in the ring beyond his exposure and AWG has the ability to create threads that spark the interest in all of us.

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

Zema Ion – Who else can play that “in the now” role outside of Shaz? Zema brings a bit of flare with his “new generation” of wrestler appeal. Shaz is often one that I would think to be “hip with the times” (to borrow a phrase from Rob’s generation). He is not just an effin pretty poster, but he’s also pretty effin dangerous with a hash tag.


Kid Kash – This guy is always has that “to the point” aspect to what he does. He seems to have that knack for putting deliberate strikes in matches and won’t take any shit from anyone because he is better than others give him credit for. I think akbar’s opinions on topics have the stinging sensation of being direct and perfectly placed strikes, much like Kash’s knife-edge chops.


Jesse Godderz – I actually had to argue with myself for this spot. I wanted to give it to Shaz, but this next cat fits the bill so much better. K2Jelly has that confidence in the things he says. That projection of knowing that he has that “something” inside of him and needs to let it out. Jesse has shown me a lot over the past few weeks (taking the chops from Bully, the Bro-off) and I think the kid has a bright future... Plus I can see K2Jelly saying “boom” every time he makes a valid point, just like Jesse mouthed it every time he hit a pose.


Chris Sabin – SilverGhost is the man who comes to mind. Both vanish for what seems like extensive periods of time, but when the man is around, he is blowing your socks off; with his logical thoughts and opinions that is. Sabin has that “passion” in his eyes when you see him the same way SG has the passion for wrestling (especially Japanese) when you read his posts.


Magnus – The guy knows he is a talent. Magglis knows that he has great opinions. Both men exude confidence in the things they do. Do they stumble from time to time? Sure, but both carry on without issue and continue to execute a good/great match/conversation.


Todd Keely – I don’t know about any of you guys out there, but I love this new addition to Impact. The guy actually CALLS THE INRING! Imagine that! His EWN counter part has been around here for MUCH longer, but both have that same respect for the industry. Tommy is one of those people who I consider a purist to the sport which is why he gets this role. Todd might not be everyone’s favorite, but if he sticks around for a while, I bet he will be *almost* as popular as Tommy Thunder... Almost


Robbie E – If anyone has followed this guys threads, they know exactly where I am coming from. Both men are EXTREMELY talented at what they do, but they both also come off as “WTF” at times. You never know if you’re going to get that serious and to the point aspect of their characters, or if you are going to get a random comment that makes you chuckle at the sporadic nature. Awesome Bomb has to fit my bill for this part. OOOHHHHH!!!


The Pope – Who would you say is arguably one of your favorite stars in the EWN to hear speak? Who would you say oozes charisma (among other things) when they let their words fly in the forums. Who would you say has that uncanny ability to make you want to hear what the next words they say are? For me, it has to be Poot-Hair. The guy is just phenomenal to hear on his rants, and that’s my favorite thing about the Pope on screen. When they talk, I always listen.


James Storm – Obviously, this has to go out to DrunkJose. ONLY because both men seem to captivate audiences both Sober and Inebriated... They just happen to become more entertaining the further into inebriation they slip.


Christian York – What other new comer has come into the threads and had such major conversations with top tier talent as AWrestlingGod? Both he and York walked into a place and immediately, people took notice to them. York has talent in the ring beyond his exposure and AWG has the ability to create threads that spark the interest in all of us.

Interesting.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Interesting.

He has been challenged to complete this for the whole roster.

[K2Jelly]

Wow. You say you gloss over things and don't really have the time to converse with everyone but you have everyone's personalities down pat. You even got my "boom" tendency down. It's true. I get pretty satisfied when someone tells me I'm right and when I've finally got someone corner and checkmated them, you'll find me jabbing a finger at the monitor and yell "Ha!" in triumph.

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

Wow. You say you gloss over things and don't really have the time to converse with everyone but you have everyone's personalities down pat. You even got my "boom" tendency down. It's true. I get pretty satisfied when someone tells me I'm right and when I've finally got someone corner and checkmated them, you'll find me jabbing a finer at the monitor and yell "Ha!" in triumph.

You're right! Now go jerk off to my agreement.


Kidding.

[TheDevilsAdvocate]

He has been challenged to complete this for the whole roster.

That seems like a toughy. I wonder who will get stuck with Hulk Hogan.

[K2Jelly]

You're right! Now go jerk off to my agreement.


Kidding.

Why'd you have to disappoint me like that?