EWN New Year's Resolutions

[Karsten Langenfeld]

off topic: is there really a place called 'germantown' ??

[K2Jelly]

off topic: is there really a place called 'germantown' ??

Absolutely. For shits n' giggles, it's referred to by locals as "The G-Spot".

[AreYaSerious]

Be more professional, and more of a people person. Be more outgoing.

[Dennis]

It can be a reflex and it can be hard to keep under control sometimes. Plus, the peer pressure didn't help me much.

true... Not now, but recently it seemed like every other post was a love Dennis, or a hate dennis post... I felt like the john cena of eWN.

[K2Jelly]

true... Not now, but recently it seemed like every other post was a love Dennis, or a hate dennis post... I felt like the john cena of eWN.

Now all we need is some "Rise Above Dennis" merchandise, have Ryan Clark advertise it and we'll be all set.

[Dennis]

Now all we need is some "Rise Above Dennis" merchandise, have Ryan Clark advertise it and we'll be all set.

Sadly I think that shirt would actually get some buys lol.

[Robstar]

I wouldn't wear anything Ryan Clark was flogging.

[SouthernBlood]

Sadly I think that shirt would actually get some buys lol.

Lol I might,Now if there was a "Rise Above B-Mac'....

I'd buy everyone available,A clean one for every time ever on EWN...

[B-MCINTYRE]

Lol I might,Now if there was a "Rise Above B-Mac'....

I'd buy everyone available,A clean one for every time ever on EWN...

B-mac sells better than Ziggler.

[Poot-Hair]

Geez I have so many resolutions for both here and real life. Lemme preach on it.

For here on eWN:

1.) Make more time to post on here

2.) Post in places OTHER than the e-fed section

3.) Be slightly less creepy/perverted and more engaging and thoughtful in threads, starting discussions instead of LOL moments.

4.) Reference Robstar's sideburns at least once a day for the remainder of my stay here....Oh wait I said I wasn't going to be creepy anymore so scratch that idea

For real life:

1.) Quit drinking so much

2.) Quit fighting with every redneck that "wants some". Actually learn to talk things through instead of using my fists. THAT is going to be easier said than done with me.

3.) Try my best to be the best father than I possibly can be.

4.) Treat everyday with my wife like it's the most special. I think I treat my woman well, but I can always treat her better.

5.) Busted knee and all, enlist in the National Guard and continue serving my Country as best I can.