Iron Ape presents: The Aloisick Chronicles

[K2Jelly]

Except this Joker is more like that asswipe that shot up that theater and instead of Batman, we have Captain Boyband

At least it'd be a better scene than any moment in The Avengers.

[Robstar]

At least it'd be a better scene than any moment in The Avengers.

Did you get hit on the head??? I'm telling!!!


Aaaaappe! AAAAAAAPPPPPEEEE!!! Get in here!!!

[K2Jelly]

Did you get hit on the head??? I'm telling!!!


Aaaaappe! AAAAAAAPPPPPEEEE!!! Get in here!!!

Wow. You passed up the chance to demean me to get Ape? Damn. I must be trouble.

[Robstar]

I don't demean! I character build!

[Iron Ape]

I might be sick and tired of comic book movies, but even I'm not going to shit on The Avengers. That's about as solid an effort of translating the comic page to the big screen as we're likely to ever get. It's a master-class in larger-than-life colorful action spectacle done right.

For shame, Jelly. For shame.

[K2Jelly]

I don't demean! I character build!

I see where you're going. See, alo, we weren't trying to humiliate you! We were just character building! That's why Ape called that law firm, we posted your embarrassing messages for all the world to see, we criticize your parenting skills - it's all for the sake of character build....ah, fuck it. We hate your stinkin' guts so if there's a chance your reading this, crawl under a rock and never come back out.

[K2Jelly]

I might be sick and tired of comic book movies, but even I'm not going to shit on The Avengers. That's about as solid an effort of translating the comic page to the big screen as we're likely to ever get. It's a master-class in larger-than-life colorful action spectacle done right.

For shame, Jelly. For shame.

I just wanted to be a hipster. Is that so wrong? :'-( *sobs mournfully*


But seriously, I can't say anything about it since I've yet to actually see it for myself.

[Iron Ape]

I just wanted to be a hipster. Is that so wrong? :'-( *sobs mournfully*


But seriously, I can't say anything about it since I've yet to actually see it for myself.

I went in wanting to hate it, but damn if I didn't get won ever. It's just a hell of a lot of fun.

[Robstar]

I see where you're going. See, alo, we weren't trying to humiliate you! We were just character building! That's why Ape called that law firm, we posted your embarrassing messages for all the world to see, we criticize your parenting skills - it's all for the sake of character build....ah, fuck it. We hate your stinkin' guts so if there's a chance your reading this, crawl under a rock and never come back out.

Dennis is one thing. Alo is something entirely different. If you can't tell the difference then I don't know what to say to you. You're defining me by one example! It's not faaaaaaiiiiiirrrr!!!

[Dr. Death]

How many accounts is Alo going to start, I believe out of the last 10, 7 of them are alt accounts for Aloisick. I could be wrong but I don't think so.