Iron Ape presents: The Aloisick Chronicles

[KJ PUNK]

Punk, the person from Mississippi that Broc thought was trolling on PWS was most probably me. I had no idea what name to us so I signned up there as Sullenbroc, posted on Brocs wall saying Steelers Suck, got banned, reason was i had a mods name in my username, lol. Did not do it to start up anything, nor set out to get banned. Anyways i was let back in after telling Broc it was me and as long as i changed my username. So at PWS i am Annies_Boobs. Of course i havent post there in quite awhile

Hahahahahaha I figured it was you. And it was. I remember that Sullenbroc was the account name that he mentioned.

[Dennis]

Iron ape this was comedy gold!!!!!!!!!! The double negative almost made me pee my pants in laughter.

Punk, the person from Mississippi that Broc thought was trolling on PWS was most probably me. I had no idea what name to us so I signned up there as Sullenbroc, posted on Brocs wall saying Steelers Suck, got banned, reason was i had a mods name in my username, lol. Did not do it to start up anything, nor set out to get banned. Anyways i was let back in after telling Broc it was me and as long as i changed my username. So at PWS i am Annies_Boobs. Of course i havent post there in quite awhile

This kind of makes you my hero. haha

[Torphy]

This is the thread that keeps on giving, the links to the dating sites or whatever the funk they were are awesome! I remember when Aloisick was throwing a temper tantrum about JBW not giving him enough titles or whatever bollocks he was after, so he came to the EWNCW creative and proposed winning all the titles over there and 'dominating' everyone. Say what you want about the man, but clearly he KNOWS how to make people love him.

[Asherdelampyr]

Oh man, really?

can you honestly say that this surprises you? I mean, the guy wasn't sure who was in his family from day to day, he could have just assumed he made his kids up (kinda like I do)

[K2Jelly]

This is the thread that keeps on giving, the links to the dating sites or whatever the funk they were are awesome! I remember when Aloisick was throwing a temper tantrum about JBW not giving him enough titles or whatever bollocks he was after, so he came to the EWNCW creative and proposed winning all the titles over there and 'dominating' everyone. Say what you want about the man, but clearly he KNOWS how to make people love him.

He did that crap in EWNCW? Did he actually have the chance to sign up as someone?

[Iron Ape]

I'm still not convinced he actually has kids. It's more likely that he's a janitor at some hospital and that picture he has holding a kid was just the result of him sneaking into the maternity ward while on break.

[Torphy]

He did that crap in EWNCW? Did he actually have the chance to sign up as someone?

He pitched an idea to bring in some greenhorns and have them run riot over the roster and become instant legends on EWN. We allowed him to sign the characters up, poor judgement by us in my opinion although I will say we were never going to give him a damn thing, especially after he made it clear he was in efedding to pad some poor misguided attempt at an ego as opposed to make friends and have fun.

I believe his words were "I deserve this, no one works harder than me in the feds, it's about time I got what's mine"

[Asherdelampyr]

I'm still not convinced he actually has kids. It's more likely that he's a janitor at some hospital and that picture he has holding a kid was just the result of him sneaking into the maternity ward while on break.

exactly
to have children he would have had to be able to turn off his "personality" for long enough to convince a woman to have sex with him, and I just am not sure that is physically possible

[Torphy]

I'm still not convinced he actually has kids. It's more likely that he's a janitor at some hospital and that picture he has holding a kid was just the result of him sneaking into the maternity ward while on break.

We've all seen he's not above making up family members to try and manipulate people.

[HolyJose2391]

am I the only one horrified to know that some poor poor women was so desperate she banged Aloisick and had his kids? Isn't that why people become Porn Stars instead?