Iron Ape presents: The Aloisick Chronicles

[Iron Ape]

If Alo had any alt. accounts, they'd be banned by now; we're usually pretty good at keeping on top of that stuff. Besides, his Daniel Walkerin character is proof that he just doesn't have what it takes to hide his inherent douchiness, so even if he does pop up with some new IP information, he won't be particularly hard to spot.

[Awesome Bomb]

I just wanted to be a hipster. Is that so wrong? :'-( *sobs mournfully*


But seriously, I can't say anything about it since I've yet to actually see it for myself.

Hipsters don't hate popular things, they point out how they were fans of said product long before it was popular. Usually in a smug, eyes closed expression. They also like the smell of their own farts.

[Robstar]

Alright, I better go for now. I have an appointment to keep at Shine Lawyers.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Alright, I better go for now. I have an appointment to keep at Shine Lawyers.

Tell them not to get suckered into an insanity plea, he'll win that shit all day every day.

[HolyJose2391]

I think Robstar just created my next alter ego. Captain Boyband!

[Vegas]

Tell them not to get suckered into an insanity plea, he'll win that shit all day every day.

Nah, he would try convincing them he's sane

[HolyJose2391]

Tell them not to get suckered into an insanity plea, he'll win that shit all day every day.

Eh if he is found insane though he'll just get locked up in a mental hospital for the rest of his life. So yeah he may not be getting raped by Bubba everyday in the shower but hell he'll be heavily medicated and maybe if we're lucky lobotomized

[Asherdelampyr]

Oh can I be the one to analyze him? I'd have fun with that!

Eddie: So tell me about your mother

Alo: I am his mother, quit bullying my son or I'll have you arrested you hooligan!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Eh if he is found insane though he'll just get locked up in a mental hospital for the rest of his life. So yeah he may not be getting raped by Bubba everyday in the shower but hell he'll be heavily medicated and maybe if we're lucky lobotomized

He'll probably enjoy the medication and would you notice the difference if he was lobotomised? Nah he needs to be in a nice prison where they'll use him as a train tunnel for the rest of his days.

[Dennis]

Hipsters don't hate popular things, they point out how they were fans of said product long before it was popular. Usually in a smug, eyes closed expression. They also like the smell of their own farts.

Depends on the hipster. I know several hipsters who started hating on bands like The xx and mumford and sons because they gained popularity, though they were their darlings just 2 ish years ago.