BITW I: Kingdom Come.

**Kashdinero** · 01-12-2013, 02:21 AM

Rock: Well you must be on about the ref because if Ma$$ isn't a legend then Shuriken Blade isn't either, it's as simple as that, brother.
Shuriken shows a little frustraion as he rises to his feet. He watches Ma$$ slowly get to his knees, and an evil gleam can be caught in his eye.

BOOM!

Shuriken levels Ma$$ with a wicked Buzsaw Kick to the side of his head.

Chuck: What a kick!! Ma$$ appears to be out cold--make the cover, Shuriken!

Shuriken makes the cover.

"One!

Two!!

Thre-"

Rock: It doesn't get much closer than that, people! This match has been one huge move after the next. Clearly Shuriken and Ma$$ never had bodyslams and armdrags as a part of their game plan!

Shuriken is fully fired up once he is back on his his feet.

Ma$$ slowly begins to rise up to his knees again.

Shuriken takes a few swift steps backwards, before sprinting full speed towards Ma$$ and swings his knee.

Chuck: BOMA YE!!!!!

Rock: No, look, Chuck, Ma$$ just rolled with the blow and turned it into a single leg crab!

Ma$$ cranks the hold in tighter by digging his right knee into the small of Shurikens back.

"COME ON YOU NINJA FREAK, TAP THE FUCK OUT!!"

The referee gets in Shurikens face and asks him if he wants to quit. Shuriken glares at him, and using his bent knee as leverage, he manages to wriggle out of the hold and roll onto his back. With his free foot he kicks Ma$$ square in the face, causing him to let go and step back a few paces. Shuriken nips up and wraps his arms around Ma$$--he attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but the move is blocked when Ma$$ brings his elbows down sharply onto Shurikens arms.

Ma$$ double underhooks both of Shurikens arms and grins maniacally, before rearing his head back and bringing it forward full force into his face.

CRACK!!

Shurikens nose is bloodied, possibly broken, but Ma$$ refuses to let go of the underhooks. Again he headbutts Shuriken Blade.

CRACK!!!

Again.

CRACK!!

Again.

CRACK!!

CRACK!!!

CRACK!!!!

Ma$$ suddenly pops his hips and brings Shuriken down hard on the back of his neck and shoulders with a double underhook suplex.

Rock: Boom.

"One!

Two!

Th-"

Ma$$ gets to his feet and then spreads his arms out and falls head first on to Shurikens own head.

Chuck: Falling headbutt! Ma$$ is really putting a hurting on Shurikens face with his skull right now.

Rock: Eww, he's got Shurikens blood on his forehead.

Ma$$ wipes his forehead and looks at his hand, and smiles. He then looks towards the turnbuckles, and then proceeds to climb to the top rope. He hesitates slightly as he points to someone in the crowd and flips them the bird.

Chuck: Ma$$ is wasting time here.

Rock: El oh el, I think he was flipping off JMan.

Shuriken suddenly nips up, runs towards the corner where Ma$$ is, and, in an amazing feat of agility, he jumps right up on the top rope. Once he has stabled himself, he then, upping the amazing factor, hoists Ma$$ up into a firemans carry, before pushing him hard off of his shoulders. Once Ma$$ is airbourne, Shuriken throws himself backwards off of the top rope and brings his knees up to his chest as he falls.

Chuck: TOP ROPE SEPPUKU!!

**Kashdinero** · 01-12-2013, 02:27 AM

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**Kashdinero** · 01-12-2013, 04:16 AM

Chuck: Hey, we may get to see these two go at it right now, Rock!
　
Rock: Well, seeing as Ma$$ is still my hero, I'd definitely like to be able to say that this is gonna be a heck of a fight, but the fact of the matter is, Ma$$ can barely stand up straight.
　
As Ma$$ begins to slowly walk towards Siaki, JBW's JMan shockingly jumps over the barrier, grabs a microphone, and climbs up on the apron.
　
Chuck: What the hell is this guy doing?! Just who the hell does he think he is?!! He's meant to be a guest here, and in no way was he meant to get involved in any of the matches tonight!
　
Ma$$Dinero's eyes widen at the sudden intrusion, and he instantly stops dead in his tracks.
　

@RockIsAMarvel: OOC and IC: I am secretly marking out for JMan invading our first show, but he's in a looooot of trouble right now #JuckFabe #lolzimkidding

　
Psycho Siaki looks back at JMan, acknowledges him with a small nod and turns back to Ma$$, whom he catches trying to sneak up on him.
　
Ma$$ once again stops dead in his tracks.
　
JMan enters the ring, and lifts the microphone towards his mouth to speak, but at the last second he feints and throws the microphone full force at Siaki's head.
　
Chuck: What the hell!!
　
Rock: Hahaha, get 'im, J'.
　
Siaki spins around, and as his look of shock turns into one of anger.
　
Ma$$ takes advantage of the situation and elbows Siaki in the back of his head--he then jumps on his back, trapping him in a choke hold.
　
Chuck: Just what is going on here?!
　
Rock: I think we're about to take a trip down Marksville Avenue, Chuck--it's the return of Team Fuck It!
　
As tight as Ma$$ has the choke locked in, Siaki still easily flips Ma$$ over his shoulders, and slams him to the floor.
　
As soon as Siaki turns to JMan again, he is met with a vicious superkick to the face.
　
Rock: "Great Match, Let's Go Eat!".. But, oh my god, Chuck, did you see that?! Siaki just stood there and took a superkick to the face, and DIDN'T. EVEN. FLINCH!!!
　
Siaki smiles in JMan's face, slightly turns his head to the side, and swings as hard as he can with a Samoan Hook.
　
JMan ducks it, takes a step backwards, and once again Siaki is hit in the face with a nasty looking superkick.
　
Chuck: Another "Great Match, Let's Go Eat!", and, oh my, Siaki still didn't go down! But, hey, look at Ma$$.
　
Ma$$ spins Siaki by the shoulder and punches him square on the jaw with his Knock Out Punch.
　
Rock: "My Friend Went To London And All I Got Was This Bloodstained T-Shirt!"
　
Chuck: And STILL SIAKI HASN'T GONE DOWN, ROCK!!
　
Siaki hits Ma$$ with a sharp left punch to the ribs causing him to double over, then imediately follows up with a right to the face, knocking him to the floor.
　
Chuck: Siaki is a beast!
　
Rock: Yes! Jman just rattled his brains with another "Great Match, Lets Go Eat" to the back of his skull!!
　
Siaki still does not fall, and spins around whilst staying low and catches JMan with a swift shot to the ribs and a sharp punch to the face, repeating the combo he just pulled on Ma$$. JMan also hits the mat hard.
　
Ma$$ gets to his feet, and swings as hard as he can with another "My Friend Went To London And All I Got Was This Bloodstained T-Shirt!", yet still Siaki does not fall.
　
Chuck: I can't believe Siaki is sti-
　
Rock: He felt that one, thou-
　
Chuck: "Great Match, Let's Go Eat!", again!!!!
　
Rock: "My Friend Went To London And All I Got Was This Bloodstained T-Shirt!", and still Siaki does not go down! My god, Siaki must be made of granite! He's just taken about five matches worth of these two legends best moves and he still looks ready to kill the pair of them.. And look at that, Chuck, DOUBLE GOOZLE BY SIAKI! He's choking the life out of both of them with his bare hands!
　
Siaki squeezes the throats of both Ma$$ and JMan--the freshly reformed Team Fuck It drop to their knees, desperately trying to prise the iron grip of Siakis hand away to no avail.
　
Chuck: Wait a minute, who's that?
　
A man wearing a Nike Air hoodie, heavy on the hood, jumps over the ringside barrier directly behind Siakis back. He carefully slides underneath the bottom ring rope and slowly gets to his feet.
　
Siaki continues to choke Ma$$ and JMan.
　
The man in the Nike Air hoodie pulls off the hood.
　
#HUGEGASPANDPOP
　
Rock: It's K-JAMMIN!!!!!
　
K-Jammin remains unnoticed as he strikes Siaki in the back of the head, causing him to break the chokes on Ma$$ and JMan. K-Jammin spins Siaki around, and before Siaki has a chance to respond Ma$$ and JMan grab ahold of each of his arms. K-Jammin proceeds to superkick Siaki full on in the face, finally knocking the big man down.
　
Chuck: "HeadJam!"..Oh no!! What the hell is going on here?! Current EWNCW World Champion and one of tonights competitors in the fatal four way match to determine the first ever eWN World Heavyweight Champion, K-Jammin, JMan, and that no good Ma$$ have taken over here.
　
Rock: I don't know, but I think I like it. So, for all you folks at home, that probably means that Chuck is appauled at what is happening here.
　
Chuck: This has turned into a three on one assault, Rock, and it's disgusting!
　
As Ma$$, JMan, and K-Jam stand there looking smugly down at Siaki, he suddenly nips up, shocking all three.
　
#HUGEPOP
　
Siaki tackles Ma$$ to the floor and begins punching him in the face, but is stopped when JMan and K-Jam begin to put the boots to him. He turns his focus towards JMan, but K-Jam tackles him from the side. The two grapple for a bit--before Siaki can gain the natural upper hand, JMan grabs Siaki around the waist, and Ma$$ nails him with "My Friend Went To London And All I Got Was This Blood Stained T-Shirt!."

Chuck: This is way out of hand now!! Wait a minute, look, Rock, it's Shuriken Blade!!

**Kashdinero** · 01-12-2013, 04:27 AM

Shuriken Blade sprints down the ramp, and slides under the ropes and into the ring.
　
Rather than face farer odds, the three depart the ring, laughing as they do so--the damage had been done. Siaki gets to his feet and brushes himself off in a way of showing that he has suffered no real actual bodily damage. He stands side by side with Shuriken Blade and shakes his head in disgust.
　
Chuck: Just look at them cowards laugh now. They wouldn't have been laughing if they'd have stayed in the ring thats for sure. The only thing I think they hurt here is Siaki's pride, but even then, that man has nothing to feel bad about. He just held his own in that ring like no one I've ever seen do before.
　
Rock: They left the ring because they're smart, Chuck. K-Jammin has a huge match later on tonight, and Ma$$ has just had one. Why prove more than you have to? Whatever the case this was a fantastic way to start off the show. We've just witnessed a phenomenal match, the return to wrestling of a legend, and what appears to be the formation of what may possibly be the coolest three an faction we've ever seen.
　
Chuck: Or, to put it another way, three assholes have joined together to form a little group to cover each others asses.
　
The camera cuts the the stage where Ma$$Dinero, JMan, and K-Jammin can be seen flipping the bird to Shuriken Blade, and Psycho Siaki. They flip off the crowd before finally heading back through the curtain.
　
Rock: Either way, I guess this means that JMan is now a part of the BITW roster. Five minutes ago, I would have balked at the idea of it, but as a part of something this badass? Yes. Please.
　
Chuck: Well, whatever the case, I'm disgusted at whoever allowed that ingrate to join BITW, and with that said, it's time to hear from one of the competitors in tonights massive main event. Earlier this week, our very own Colin Hobert caught up with the four men destined to clash in the biggest match in wrestling history--he asked them all a series of questions, and they were gracious enough to answer them. We've already seen one of them, but, now lets actually hear from someone who many have backed as the favourite to leave Madison Square Garden with the gold... Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Gabriel "The Alpha Dog" Xander, who, other than having one of THE coolest sounding names ever, is one of the very best to put on a pair of wrestling boots, but even more than that, he's actually quite a psycho.
　

**Kashdinero** · 01-12-2013, 04:27 AM

An Interview with Gabriel "The Alpha Dog" Xander
　
Justin Mann: OK, firstly, Alpha Dog, I'd like to thank you for taking time out of your hectic training schedule so close to the big up and coming fatal four way to crown the first ever eWN World Heavyweight Champion. I'll be asking everybody in that match the same questions to keep things interesting.

Alpha: Yeah you better be thankful The Alpha Dog took time to talk to you. The Alpha Dog was just taking a break from his training session and now he's talking to you because you just couldn't wait. Ask your damn questions. The Alpha Dog has a trainer to make his bitch.

Mann: OK, here we go, please tell me, what was you're initial reaction to be chosen outright to have the chance to have the honour and distinction of becoming the first ever eWN World Heavyweight Champion?

Alpha: Here's what The Alpha Dog said, and he quotes "IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!". You see The Alpha Dog has jumped around a lot of indie circuits and has even been a part of some of the big promotions, but not once has he been given that big chance to become the man in the spotlight, even though he was the most skilled player in the game. Now The Alpha Dog has the chance to become the first EVER EWN World Champion. Let's just say...The Alpha Dog is very excited and very eager to see this tragedy fixed.

Mann: What would it mean to you to become the first top dog of BEST IN THE WORLD? I know this is a brand new and untested federation, but the hype surrounding this show has been phenomenal. By the time your match is over, BITW will have become one of the major players in eFedding--to be known as the best of the best would surely be a big thing for you.

Alpha: THE ALPHA DOG ALREADY IS THE BEST OF THE BEST BITCH!!! The only thing this title will do is confirm it! (takes a deep breath) Best In The World will become the e-fed to watch because The Alpha Dog will make it so.

Mann: Let us know your feelings towards the other three competitors in this match--not just as talent, but as human beings in general.

Alpha: You wanna know what The Alpha Dog thinks of the other competitiors? Victims...Future carriers of the word "SUFFERING"...INVOLUNTARY SHEEP BEING LED TO THE SLAUGHTER!!! But if The Alpha Dog had to look at each individual and tell you what he thought of them if they weren't going to be in a match with him...He'd start with K-Jammin. This mans career speaks for itself. He has done some great things in his career and as a human being, The Alpha Dog has no choice but to respect him when it comes his seemingly endless pursuit of pudding but The Alpha Dog sees no drive and he doesn't see Jammin giving that extra amount of will to become the top dog. Next...he would go with Snair. Now Snair has a pretty decent record himself and he's experienced in the ring and The Alpha Dog respects his charisma and self confidence but he has the same problem as Jammin. The man just doesn't want it enough to come out on top. Then The Alpha Dog would look at Sleeps...and then fall asleep. In all seriousness though, The Alpha Dog only jokes about Sleeps being boring. Hell, anybody who has seen him in the ring knows how exciting he can be and The Alpha Dog respects the risks he takes and The Alpha Dog thinks he can be a top knotch competitor but that one thing that Sleeps loves could be his downfall. Now The Alpha Dog isn't going to lie and say that he has never divulged in the pretty green minx known as Mary Jane and he isn't going to be a hypocrite and say he didn't enjoy his time with it either but when it's time to put up or shut up and decide whether you're the top dog or just a follower, Mary Jane will betray you every time. So you see Justin, The Alpha Dog finds that his opponents at Kingdom Come are a very disversed and varied group of individuals with their own strengths and weaknesses. There's only two things wrong with that though Justin. First thing is something that each of them have in common. None of them have ever faced The Alpha Dog. Second thing, and possibly the most important thing they need to digest and get through their skulls...The Alpha Dog has no weakness.

Mann: How have you been training for this match, and if you've done anything different than you normally would have before such a big match.

Alpha: Have you not been paying attention? The Alpha Dog posted his workout schedule on his Facebook. Since you obviously don't remember though, he'll tell you. The past few days The Alpha Dog has been meeting with his most influential trainers. This included the likes of Lance Storm, Tazz, William Regal, and The Alpha Dog is actually in the middle of his session with Matt Thornton. The Alpha Dog has been doing twelve hour workouts instead of eight and he's been researching his competition. Now The Alpha Dog usually doesn't research because of the fact that he can destroy any bitch placed in his yard but The Alpha Dog isn't taking any chances.

Mann: At BITW II: Take No Prisoners, there will be another four way to determine the number one contender for the eWN World Heavyweight Championship--should you find yourself the champion after this four way, who would you prefer to face and why?

Alpha: The Alpha Dog doesn't care who's placed in front of him. He'll enjoy the fight no matter what but if he has to choose...Ryan Wells. The Alpha Dog has heard much about this bitch and how he sucks up to the fans as if that's his only means of getting through a match. Now The Alpha Dog loves his bitches but Ryan needs to understand that the fans are not in that ring fighting along side him and that it's skill and power that will get you the three count...and The Alpha Dog would love to show him that.

Mann: BITW has an impressive roster of talent.
Is there anyone out there that you feel will be challenging for the eWN World Heavyweight Championship sooner rather than later?

Alpha: The Alpha Dog has noticed that The Sandman is here. Now The Alpha Dog has never necessarily feared any man before but The Alpha Dog can sense a possible threat at any moment. The Alpha Dog hopes his senses are correct because if The Alpha Dog isn't holding that title, the only other man he can see holding it is The Sandman.

Mann: Is there anyone you would like to face here in BITW in the near future?

Alpha: Here's a list...

Depri$e
Ano Doom
The Prophecy

Actually The Alpha Dog just wants to fight everybody. Put them in the ring with him and The Alpha Dog will happily dominate.

Mann: OK, thanks for your time, but, if I may ask one last question. Does the fact that you'll be competing in Madison Square Garden affect your mindset going into this match? A lot of history has happened there, and to be a part of the list of greats that have won titles there must be affecting your thoughts right now.

Alpha: It's just another yard Justin...ANOTHER YARD THE ALPHA DOGS GOING TO OWN AND BECOME THE FIRST EVER EWN WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! GET OVER HERE MATT SO I CAN MAKE YOU MY BITCH!!!

Mann: Thanks for your time.
　
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**Kashdinero** · 01-12-2013, 04:42 AM

The camera cut back to ringside, where Chuck and Rock are seen, ready to introduce the next match.
　
Chuck: OK, people, that was The Alpha Dog, who's quite possibly one of the most over guys in the history of wrestling. Anyway, right about now, its time to witness one of the most talked about competitors in quite a while. She will be competing in a two on one handicap match, but as far as I'm concerned, it's the two here thats in trouble. Here are a few quotes from the two that I'm on about.
　
A few words from Sasha and Ute "Barbie" Panzer
　