Stupid, stupid kid!!!!

[CMBison]

Thought that Canada and America were just tiny little pieces of a much bigger land, which was a part of a much bigger island, of a much much bigger planet. boy was I disappointed.

[K2Jelly]

I thought that a virus was another term for a female vampire.

[Dennis]

I used to think that when i was in first grade.

That if I jump off the third floor balcony thinking I was Superman I would be fine.....my mom caught me before I could even try

I pulled this off, of my dresser onto a concrete floor when I was 3 or 4.... unfortunately for me, my mother didn't catch me. I suffered one of the toughest breaks possible haha.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Thought that Canada and America were just tiny little pieces of a much bigger land, which was a part of a much bigger island, of a much much bigger planet. boy was I disappointed.

I'm surprised when I find out some Americans know other places exist.

*awaits torrents of abuse*

[CMBison]

I thought that our brains were who we were, and that we chose which bodies to inhabit. I often wondered, "Why did I choose this one?" I was a plumb of a kid.

[Dennis]

I'm surprised when I find out some Americans know other places exist.

*awaits torrents of abuse*

Boy you don'd dis 'MERICA!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Boy you don'd dis 'MERICA!

I'll take it back as long as you don't try to wear my skin.

[Dennis]

I'll take it back as long as you don't try to wear my skin.

Done deal haas

[CMBison]

When I 1st watched movies based on true stories, such as Titanic, I often wondered, "How did they get cameras there?"

And when they'd use 1st person view shots. (EX: Terminator 2, when we would be seeing what Arnold would be looking at) I wondered, "How did they get a camera in his head? Or did they actually make a robot Arnold and had a built in camera in his face?"

[CMBison]

I thought that a virus was another term for a female vampire.

Haha. that's pretty cool. Make a comic or movie of that. too late!!! it's mine. Patent Pending... and it's mine!