Coolest Wrestling Quotes.

[AWrestlingGod]

I was watching some recent CM Punk, Steve Austin, and The Rock promos, and I got the idea to make this thread. Which quote have you heard a WWE superstar so that you thought was really cool, maybe its not a catchphrase but it has really stuck with you.

For a recent one it would be when CM Punk said

"You arms are to short to box with god".

But if you go back I think the coolest quote would have to be from Raven.

"Being crazy was the only thing that kept me from going insane."

I love these two wrestlers, and I think these two always deliver gold when on the mic, but these two quotes have stuck with me the most.

[FLWWEFan]

My favorite and most memorable was from Steve Austin at the King of the Ring where Austin 3:16 was born. I'm sure many others will have this listed in their lists.

Another favorite of mine is from Vince McMahon when he was referring to his balls where like grapefruits and come Sunday you'll be spitting out the seeds.

Just a few of mine, but those two are probably my favorites.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Some of my fave quotes.

."Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions." - "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

."Know your role and shut your mouth! - The Rock

."To be that man, you've got to beat the man. Woooo!" - Ric Flair

."Hey, I drank milk that was a day past the expiration date, now that is extreme!"
."Oh it's true, it's damn true!"
."My names Kurt Angle so what the heck, I won a gold medal with a broken fricking neck! - Kurt Angle

."That's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so" - Steve Austin

[Steve Austin]

"You may be world champion but you couldn't defend it on a cold and windy Wednesday in Stoke!"

[Dameduse823]

You do not throw rocks at a man holding a machine gun!" - Roddy Piper

As perhaps the greatest military strategist of all time, Napoleon, once said. "Glory is fleeting but obscurity is forever." And unfortunately, the glory in my future means extinction in yours." - Raven

A lot of guys will come out and shout thinking that the louder they are the more people will listen, but I learned a long time ago that if a man has enough power it doesn't matter how softly he speaks because he'll have everyones attention." - Jake Roberts

If I can't jump high I'll jump from high places." - Mick Foley/Cactus Jack

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

"You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe, and you can see that statement is not true!

See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at Sacrifice! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Sacrifice! See, McJoe; the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!" - Scott Steiner

[magglis]

"Life sucks and then you die"

[SouthernBlood]

"You're fired but I'm fightin ya first!"

[steveorton]

"It is game time" - JR when HHH returned and "I'm that damn good"

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

"I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!" - Chris Jericho

"Enough is Enough and it's time for a change!" - Owen Hart

"I'll give you a show that you've never seen before. Why? Because I can." - Shawn Michaels

"What I'd like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape, San Francisco sweathogs to keep the noise down while I take my robe off and show all the ladies what a real man is supposed to look like." - Rick Rude

"INDEED!" - Funaki

"DAMN!" - Ron Simmons

"Hey, I drank milk that was a day past the expiration date, now that is extreme!" - Kurt Angle

"Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle in a match against the man they call the 'Big Red Retard'. And not that I have anything against retarded people, because I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Champion." - Kurt Angle

"You left a few things so I brought you a box of your stuff. And since it's your box, appropriately, it's quite large." - Triple H to Stephanie McMahon

"The only reason you were WWE Champion for almost a year was because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays!"- Paul Heyman to JBL

"I can only have so many maids, I can only have so many gardeners." -JBL

"That's why I kicked your leg out of your leg" - Owen Hart

"...Even a 747 looks small when you fly it into the Grand Canyon" Triple H, in reply to Stephanie

"Also, Hot Topics is looking for their belt, you might wanna give it back to them, but I digress." - Matt Morgan to Jeff Hardy on the Immortal Heavyweight belt.

"RVD 420 means I just smoked your ass!" - Rob Van Dam

"God created the Heavens, he created the Earth! He created all the Hulkamaniac! Then, he created a set of 24-inch pythons, BROTHA!!" - Hulk Hogan

"She's had more hands on her than a doorknob" - The Bodydonnas on Sunny.

"Now, speaking of sore-losers, how fitting is it that we are in the capital city of sore-losers, Buffalo, New York! Now, I'm talking, Superbowls, Stanley Cup Finals, O.J.! It 'so' doesn't get more depressing than right here." - Christian.

"Kick him when he's down, he's easier to reach." - Scott Hall

"This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten." - Jim Ross

"I don't have 30 days and 30 nights, to show you why all the hoochies say there's nothing finer than Scott Steiner, but all I need is one night to have your wife call me for the rest of her life, the big bad booty daddy, so this goes to all my freaks out there, Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, hollar if you hear me." - Scott Steiner

"Why put off kicking somebody's *ss next week when I can do it right now." - The Undertaker

"It doesn't make you bad losing to Rob Van Dam... it just makes you like everybody else." -- Rob Van Dam

"This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's! So ladies, why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays?" - Val Venis

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but ALWAYS cheat!" - Jesse Ventura


Jerry Lawler


"Is that Paul Bearer's face or did his butt grow a nose?" - Jerry Lawler on Paul Bearer

"[Sunny] didn't make a fool out of Phineas -- God beat her to that." - Jerry Lawler

"Do you know what Tori said the first time she saw Kane naked? 'Well I guess this makes me the early bird'..." Jerry 'The King' Lawler

"You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in a T.V. western--if she had two more legs!" - Jerry Lawler (God, I miss this Lawler)

"You never really know a woman till you meet her in court." - Jerry Lawler

"Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick." - Jerry Lawler.

"The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink." - Jerry Lawler.

"Helen Hart once got her tongue stuck in the toaster trying to make french toast." - Jerry Lawler

"Helen Hart is so old, she's the only person i know who has an autographed copy of the Bible"... Jerry Lawler