Coolest Wrestling Quotes.

**AWrestlingGod** · 01-30-2013, 06:20 AM

I was watching some recent CM Punk, Steve Austin, and The Rock promos, and I got the idea to make this thread. Which quote have you heard a WWE superstar so that you thought was really cool, maybe its not a catchphrase but it has really stuck with you.

For a recent one it would be when CM Punk said

"You arms are to short to box with god".

But if you go back I think the coolest quote would have to be from Raven.

"Being crazy was the only thing that kept me from going insane."

I love these two wrestlers, and I think these two always deliver gold when on the mic, but these two quotes have stuck with me the most.

**FLWWEFan** · 01-30-2013, 06:50 AM

My favorite and most memorable was from Steve Austin at the King of the Ring where Austin 3:16 was born. I'm sure many others will have this listed in their lists.

Another favorite of mine is from Vince McMahon when he was referring to his balls where like grapefruits and come Sunday you'll be spitting out the seeds.

Just a few of mine, but those two are probably my favorites.

**THE HEARTBREAK KID** · 02-02-2013, 03:32 PM

Some of my fave quotes.

."Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions." - "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

."Know your role and shut your mouth! - The Rock

."To be that man, you've got to beat the man. Woooo!" - Ric Flair

."Hey, I drank milk that was a day past the expiration date, now that is extreme!"
."Oh it's true, it's damn true!"
."My names Kurt Angle so what the heck, I won a gold medal with a broken fricking neck! - Kurt Angle

."That's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so" - Steve Austin

**Steve Austin** · 02-02-2013, 03:45 PM

"You may be world champion but you couldn't defend it on a cold and windy Wednesday in Stoke!"

**Dameduse823** · 02-02-2013, 04:05 PM

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**Darkside Ron Garvin** · 02-02-2013, 04:09 PM

"You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe, and you can see that statement is not true!

See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at Sacrifice! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Sacrifice! See, McJoe; the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!" - Scott Steiner

**K2Jelly** · 02-02-2013, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by Darkside Ron Garvin

"You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe, and you can see that statement is not true!

See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at Sacrifice! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Sacrifice! See, McJoe; the numbers don't like, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!" - Scott Steiner

**SouthernBlood** · 02-02-2013, 05:13 PM

"Until your crash planes and get in car accidents and ride in limosines and jets,Kiss my ass!"- Ric Flair to Jay Lethal, something along these lines anyways.