The anonymous GM somehow manages to keep pissing off Cena. So, once he effortlessly squashes the entire Nexus in a 6-on-1 handicap match (note: Kaval joined the Nexus in a SHOCKING SWERVE) at some pay-per-view, Cena grabs a mic and declares to the live audience and the millions watching at home: "GENERAL MANAGER, WE COMIN FOR YOU, NIGGA!"
Cena spends the next few weeks making unfunny promos and STF'ing a bunch of jobbers the GM hired as goons. Eventually, he gets bored and decides to fuck up Michael Cole's shit to annoy the GM. Cole recieves an email while on Cena's shoulders for the FU: The GM will reveal his face to Cena next week! Cena FU's Cole onto the Spanish announce table for the jollies.
Next week, Cena meets the GM in a darkened room. We can't see the GM's face, only Cena's back as he roars "YOU SON OF A--" before he is knocked the hell out in a single strike! Internet rumours and speculation are running wild. Many marks favour the Big Show, as surely only the power of his knockout punch could deck Cena in one hit. The favourite smark candidates are the returns Triple H, Batista, or an extremely roided up Shane McMahon.
Cena is "injured" and is not seen on TV again until... next week's Raw, when he comes out duing a tag team match between Santino and Kozlov vs. Wade Barrett and CM Punk. Nexus try to destroy Cena, but he easily beats them all up. He cuts a promo about how "I should have known who the GM was, it had been staring me in the face this whole time!!!" etc. He begins to point towards Barrett and Nexus standing in the entrance ramp, but he suddenly does a Buffer 180 and points at - Santino Marella.
"YOU!"
Santino is like WTF NO, but Cena hits him with his Scooby Doo-esque powers of deduction. "Well i guess I don'ta havea the choices" replies Santino, and fucking knocks him out cold with the fucking COBRA! "IT WAS A SANTINO, JOHN CENAS! IT WAS A SANTINO ALL THE LONGS!" Kozlov is horrified and all like "Что вы делаете товарищ?" before Marella knocks him out with a lariat that would make fucking Stan Hansen weep. He also destroys Nexus with some MMA type shit.
Santino then squashes Cena for several pay-per-views afterwards then books himself to win every title in WWE.
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