WWE 2011 Predictions

[The Brown One]

Seriously tho... and on topic... it's practically impossible to make long term predictions for wrestling, because the booking's so on the fly and erratic. Unlike the days of classic feuds that built up slowly and sometimes lasted years, now the directions changed every few weeks because they feel they have to keep the monthly ppvs fresh instead of offering the exact same card over and over.

The only real predictions I can make are:

1) John Cena will continue to completely dominate WWE.

2) Unless TNA gets rid of Hogan and Bischoff, their product will continue to become more unwatchable by the week.

But both of those are pretty much no brainers.

I see both those things happening easily this year. Its not that hard to do either.

[SilverGhost]

My Predictions: JoMo Wins the WWE Title from the Miz.

Miz retains and holds on to it till Cena make him job to win the WWE championship.

McIntyre gets a push.

Seth Rollins Debut.

Mason Ryan Debuts.

Nexus has Tag Titles.

[RomanFlare]

The anonymous GM somehow manages to keep pissing off Cena. So, once he effortlessly squashes the entire Nexus in a 6-on-1 handicap match (note: Kaval joined the Nexus in a SHOCKING SWERVE) at some pay-per-view, Cena grabs a mic and declares to the live audience and the millions watching at home: "GENERAL MANAGER, WE COMIN FOR YOU, NIGGA!"

....

Santino then squashes Cena for several pay-per-views afterwards then books himself to win every title in WWE.

Am I the only one who'd mark out hard for this? Like, literally jumping out of my seat marking.

Seriously, I expect more of the same:
~ Cena main eventing without a title, having burial matches ending a PPV instead of title matches that rightfully deserve to end the show.
~ Great talents getting buried, and then fired.

But I also expect:
~ JoMo to get a top title reign.
~ Miz to have a 2nd, count it 2nd, WWE title reign.
~ Ziggler rivalry with some Smackdown! main eventer, my money being on Edge (to put him over?)

And I expect Santino to be the Raw GM.

[BevinBoyz]

@Necroyeti that my friends is some finelywritten erotica

[SaberToothTigerz]

my predictions are as follow
jomo becomes champ
cena has another 2 or 3 tittle reigns
evan, yoshi, jtg, trent barretta, darren young, gail kim, the uso's, tarver, primo, ted dibiase, zack, chavo, joey, finlay and or favorite christian will leave the business for bad mis use.
drew mcintyre will win the world heavyweight championship and change his gimmick from a sinister scottsman to something else more entertaining and will likely become a face.
big zeke will get a decent push to the world heavyweight tittle aswell
jake roberts will be inducted into the hall of fame alongside with other guys we barely even heard about from the 60's and 70's
mason ryan will make his debut in a shocking way
awesome kong will be used as a comedy persona instead of a brute force
curt hawkins will climb up to the mid card and win either the us or ic tittle
the tag team devision will continue to fall
skip sheffield will get a major push aswell
wwe will have new mid card faces as winners of nxt 4 and 5
my picks are abraham washington at the end of the year
bo rotundo, brodus clay, byron saxton, connor o'brian, percy watson (will make a return but as a heel, he wont get a major push he will just be in the roster for comedy acts like santino but percy wont be pushed, pretty much the new chavo guerrero of the company) richie steamboat and wes brisco.
alex riley will turn against the miz at some point and become a major charismatic face at some point, being the crucial factor that will make the miz loose his tittle or a tittle shot (if he already lost it)

oh and i forgot to add one thing
the gm identity will be revealed on summerslam and it will be someone that we all least expect and that a few of us will be dissapointed about while some others not
who is he?
dunno, neither does wwe knows now loool
it will be someone that they will come up with at the last minute.

[The Brown One]

the gm identity will be revealed on summerslam

Summerslam?! Are you kidding me?! Sure thats a huge PPV to make a big reveal, but the GM thing isn't even hot anymore, so why draw it out. Usually when things are drawn out, they turn out good in the end, but this is just annoying. Let us know already! And it better be someone good, after waiting for over 5 months.

[Los Conquistador]

Summerslam?! Are you kidding me?! Sure thats a huge PPV to make a big reveal, but the GM thing isn't even hot anymore, so why draw it out. Usually when things are drawn out, they turn out good in the end, but this is just annoying. Let us know already! And it better be someone good, after waiting for over 5 months.

Chavo vs hornswoggle
'nuff said

[The Brown One]

Chavo vs hornswoggle
'nuff said

Thats really clever. But unfortunately I do see that happening..I mean, the eagle is still alive, and Chavo still has beef with Hornswoggle.

By the way, did you see Smackdown? Backstage at Teddys Holiday Party, they showed the Swagger Soaring Eagle, and Chavo Guerrero in one camera shot. WTF? I thought Chavo was playing the eagle.

[Bodom]

Thats really clever. But unfortunately I do see that happening..I mean, the eagle is still alive, and Chavo still has beef with Hornswoggle.

By the way, did you see Smackdown? Backstage at Teddys Holiday Party, they showed the Swagger Soaring Eagle, and Chavo Guerrero in one camera shot. WTF? I thought Chavo was playing the eagle.

Apparently he wasn't for that segment

[The Brown One]

Apparently he wasn't for that segment

And who was that guy who had his hair tied up chatting with Tyler Reks?