Meanwhile, in Bizarro EWN

[B-MCINTYRE]

Everything about Robstar is just amazing....

[Robstar]

I think everybody is a much better poster than I, smarter than me in almost every way and has an equal amount of wrestling knowledge, except for the indys and Japan and Mexico which I care heaps about.

B Mac didn't give me genital warts.

[Robstar]

So they really love me? Awesome!

I would have wrote it that way if it was true? (what's not to love?)

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Tomsta is straight edge.

Wade is really young and does not like playing Dominoes.

Steve hates Man United.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Robstar is as smart as he thinks he is. He's such a nice guy, never annoys anyone. Top bloke. He should get paid just to appear on these forums with us let alone being such a great and fair mod.

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

I think everybody is a much better poster than I, smarter than me in almost every way and has an equal amount of wrestling knowledge, except for the indys and Japan and Mexico which I care heaps about.

So how is this different than normal?

[K2Jelly]

Me making intelligent posts are solely for educating the less informed or ignorant and not for feeling any pride at all for sounding smart.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

I would have wrote it that way if it was true? (what's not to love?)

I just feel loved because you quoted me back.. Don't see you do that much! Plus.. you must like me more then Steve right? that guys just annoying.

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

Me making intelligent posts are solely for educating the less informed or ignorant and not for feeling any pride at all for sounding smart.

Translation - K2 makes comments that don't make him sound like an ass

[B-MCINTYRE]

K2Jelly is an excellent poster in general but, he is even more amazing when it comes to Efedding.