CM Punk is INDEED a higher power!

[Robstar]

FACK a CM Punk!!! Sheik gonna show Punk his raisin ball higher power!!!

[Peter Kaymakcian]

Um excuse me, are you saying there aren't a massive group of kiddies who worship CM Punk and want to be like him? Are you suggesting that he is in no way a role model to his fans? Did I suggest that he is THE role model for WWE? Nope. But he is still the guy most fans these days would want to be like. You simply cannot deny that.

Really? I mean I know there are a lot of CM Punk fans, but I find most of them to be here in the IWC, thus older fans.. And I would hope that no one would change who they are to be CM Punk or anyone. I think most of the younger fans try to be like Rey Mysterio, John Cena, and Sheamus.

[Jack Newport]

He's managing to make the Paul Bearer storyline work, but don't kid yourselves. He's still the 21 in 21-0.

[Robstar]

Really? I mean I know there are a lot of CM Punk fans, but I find most of them to be here in the IWC, thus older fans.. And I would hope that no one would change who they are to be CM Punk or anyone. I think most of the younger fans try to be like Rey Mysterio, John Cena, and Sheamus.

Only if you buy the bullshit line WWE sells you. When I say kids, I mean anyone under 25. Anyone impressionable enough to search externally to complete themselves internally; anyone who places an artist, actor or superstar on a pedestal simply because they're on TV and in the public eye. It's all fine and good for an 8 year old to want to be like Sheamus or Cena....when they're 8. By the time they reach 15, it's guys like Punk all the way.

[Jack Newport]

Only if you buy the bullshit line WWE sells you. When I say kids, I mean anyone under 25. Anyone impressionable enough to search externally to complete themselves internally; anyone who places an artist, actor or superstar on a pedestal simply because they're on TV and in the public eye. It's all fine and good for an 8 year old to want to be like Sheamus or Cena....when they're 8. By the time they reach 15, it's guys like Punk all the way.

I would want to be like John Cena.

I would like to be a professional wrestler that always headlines a PPV whether you like me or not, have muscles on top of muscles on top of muscles, end up holding more world title reigns than Hulk Hogan, have every female fan on the planet wanting to have sex with me, have every kid fan on the planet worshipping me, star in a bunch of movies and commercials, know that I can retire at 40 and be set the rest of my life, and go back to my tour bus every night to fuck Nikki Bella.

Yeah, I'm an adult, and I would want to be like John Cena.

[Robstar]

I would want to be like John Cena.

I would like to be a professional wrestler that always headlines a PPV whether you like me or not, have muscles on top of muscles on top of muscles, end up holding more world title reigns than Hulk Hogan, have every female fan on the planet wanting to have sex with me, have every kid fan on the planet worshipping me, star in a bunch of movies and commercials, know that I can retire at 40 and be set the rest of my life, and go back to my tour bus every night to fuck Nikki Bella.

Yeah, I'm an adult, and I would want to be like John Cena.

But you'd rather be CM Punk, wouldn't you?

[Jack Newport]

But you'd rather be CM Punk, wouldn't you?

Not really.

[Robstar]

Don't lie Jackie boy. How old are you then?

[Jack Newport]

Don't lie Jackie boy. How old are you then?

22.

And are SEVERAL current guys on the roster, full and part time, that I'd rather be before I'd want to be CM Punk.

[Robstar]

22.

And are SEVERAL current guys on the roster, full and part time, that I'd rather be before I'd want to be CM Punk.

Congratulations. You must have gotten your big boy pants earlier than a lot of your generation.