I don't buy your story sorry mate. I call bullshit. Not that any of this matters anyway. I'm sure you'll have plenty of time to devote to your "businesses" in the near future - standing on the street corner.
You can carry on believing that simply owning an opinion means there is no right and wrong but lets remember, Hitler had an opinion too. When you spew forth your adamant adherence to an opinion, therefore it become doctrine. When your opinion becomes unshakable, unmovable and unchangeable, it becomes your belief system. Which as we have seen since time began, examples where that isn't always right or wrong. So, sorry about that little buddy but opinions can be right and can be wrong, they just can't be made to be agreed with. I think that's where you're poor little head is getting confused. Must be all that study.
Thanks for the effort though. It's cute.