Funny Shit The EWN Says

[thejman93]

I'm starting a thread where we can put all of the funny stuff that gets said around here. I'll start it with this gem from Bodom on why wrestlers seem to be gaining weight:

Matt Hardy quit so there's more food in catering now?

Feel free to add quotes you find humorous.

[The Brown One]

To quote myself:
"Why should you never ride with Vince Russo at the wheel?
Because he's constantly swerving."

[Bodom]

Whoever it is that said "Cena is the f***ing man"

[SaberToothTigerz]

any pic ipits puts on

[NightWolf]

To quote myself:
"Why should you never ride with Vince Russo at the wheel?
Because he's constantly swerving."

This is the best joke ever. Usually jokes over the internet don't make me laugh out loud like I just did to this one.

[thejman93]

Gotta love Mountain Dew:

"If semen tasted like Mountain Dew Code Red, I'd be the world's biggest homosexual manwhore."

[thejman93]

The Rock has come BACK to the EWN:

And I Quote:

IT DOES"NT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK OF ZACK RYDER POSTING UGLY FANS THAT WEAR HIS T-SHIRTS!

Know your role, and shut your mouth, cause The Rock is gonna take his size 14 boot, lube it up real good, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass,
Thereafter The Rock is gonna do to you exactly what he does best, and that's layeth the smacketdown on your roody poo candy ass!
And finally you're going home with The Rock's (other) black boot shuffed right up your ass!
If you smeeeeeeelalalalou, what The Rock is cooking! (Followed by the people's eyebrow):




(sorry guys, I couldn't hold myself )

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

I'm sure I've said a few things, I'm sure many of you have done so as well... I just don't have the time to scour EWN right now lol... actually, I prety much never have the time.

[WWTNA Mark]

From IPITB

Orignially posted by IPITB

Also; Wood. I gotz it.

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

akbar... for the quote in my sig