Originally Posted by No_1eddiefan
Ma$$: Well, excuse me, Mr KY-Jelly-O-Gin&TonicBreath, for just passing through wit' ma famalam K-Jamalam to say "Hi" to the (still kinda) new BossMan(alam)!
I did return full time, well, on TV I did anyway. No way I was gonna be going back on the house show loop with the piss poor attendance those things were pulling in because of JBW's management's insistence on pushing an Indy/HWA-level feud as one of its top draws [JA & ES, I'm talking to YOU, niggas!] (in hindsight, they would have immediately quadrupled (at least) had I rejoined my JBW "brothas & sistas" (HA!) 'pon 'de road, but... Fuck Jabe, if they couldn't draw without me, then they obviously couldn't afford to have me back full time anyway. Yeah, I know that I would have been paid accordingly to the (greatly) enhanced houses my presence would have generated, but I'm a money up front kinda guy--fuck leaving things like that to chance and risk, I'm a fuckin' MEGA-Star (no relation to Rob-FACKTHEEFEDS-Star), and I'm past all of that hanging around to get paid shit.)
. I would have stuck around too, but the guy who hired me back spazed out and fucked off due to the frustration of having to work with Tweedle-Ed-Dee & Tweedle-Dum(DumSezAlotWhenImNotAround), and everything that we were building towards was taken away in one spiteful booking decision that belittled my status and saw me fall at the first hurdle, by way of a loss to Malcolm Cage (ugh, double ugh, and TREBLE UGH!) of all dweebs. Fuck that for a barrel of laughs, sunshine--I spent a fuckin' career helping guys get over--my second time around was all about me (yes, ME, imagine that.) or not at all. If you wanted a jobber to the mid-carders you should have rehired Istvan Gretzky, Kurwa!
AnyToTheWay, of course I'd be welcomed back by my Ma$$es. They're my
Ma$$es after all--you lot have just got them on loan until the day comes that I allow R(ob) to offer me a contract that even The Undertaker would envy. See, what you, and soooo many others, fail to realise, ya little slant eyed stiff, is that this shit's all about being entertaining, and that is something that's just beyond your boring one track Bruce Lee gimmick will allow you to be.
So, like, yeah, anyway, I probs best be leavin' (AGAIN!)--I gots me a new mixtape to work on.
s/o 2 RedruM, SandyPanties, Iconography, Arty, Avi, Alphred, Jose, DUBS, Straights, The Butcher, Broc & Sully, Baba Snair, Nikki Belzova (thanks for the memories--wink wink), Shaz (it's OK that you've got a girls name, you're still cool in my book), Dave (who is still a MAJOR part of the backstage happenings around here regardless of how much management will deny it in public), R(ob), Wife Of R(ob), B(ruce), J(wo)Man (Team Fuck It FTW), The Sleeper, St George and Psycho Siaki (V3. Still the best thing to have ever happened to the whole of the eFeds everywhere ever), Pat & Dudley (RAMIREZ), Robstar, Shuri (still MOTY baby!), K-Jam (Best. Feud. Ever.), Rome/Caesar, Larry Z, Poot, Ka$h (the Paul Heyman of eFedding), and Devs (you know I loves ya' really, old man).
f/y 2 everyone else.
Catch ya' later, people.
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PS: When Ka$h and I left we thought we were leaving things in capable hands. We thought there was a chance we might be wrong, but what we didn't realise was just how
wrong we were.
PPS: What in the fuck is an ICW?
PPPS: WHO THE FUCK LET DENNY IN?
OOC: Hi, eddie