JBW: Justifiably Badass Wrestling

[xStraightxEdgexSaviorx]

And lol at Kash's preview. Funny stuff.

[RomanFlare]

Mayhem is coming guys. I would have had it up by now but work called me in early and I had to go, and then it turns out they didn't need me at all. Fuckheads...

Those dictators. And I'm being nice--I added the "tators".

[K-Jammin]

Pat: OK, people. Let's go backstage, where none other than Ma$$Dinero is on his way to see xStraightxEdgexSaviorx about something.

*Ma$$ is shown walking through a corridor, when he walks into an open space. There are a lot of people running around, and stage hands are handing out scripts, and setting up the interview area. Ma$$ passes Zap Alderman and gives him a nod of respect, to which one half of the WARFare GM's responds with a nod of his own. Ma$$ walks past a few crates when suddenly RomanFlare pops his head up. He is smiling. Then K-Jammin pops his head up -also smiling- and Ma$$' face is a picture of confusion.*

Ma$$Dinero: What the fuck is going on here then!?! What're you two smiling about!?!

K-Jammin: Well.. When in Rome

*A disgusted Ma$$ swings his fist and strikes Rome with "MFWTLAAIGWTBTS", and Romes head flys off!*

Ma$$: Man, I'm getting bored of this shit!

*K-Jammin turtle walks off with his pants around his ankles -crying his eyes out- while cradling robot Romans head. Ma$$ laughs, and continues on his way to see Straights.*

Dudley: We're still not worthy!

Lol think I might ask for creative control when I next sign a contract...

[HeelTurn]

Lol think I might ask for creative control when I next sign a contract...

Don't forget Ice Cream bars.

[RomanFlare]

Don't forget Ice Cream bars.

I get my own line of beer.

[Kashdinero]

Lol, guys... There's gonna be two Mayhems and a WARFare posted tonight.

I hope you read them all, as a lot of work has gone into getting things out there in time before New Horizons.

[SilverGhost]

YES!

AWESOMENESS!

KASH and SES GONNA BLOW OUR MINDS! lol

[broc808]

Lol, guys... There's gonna be two Mayhems and a WARFare posted tonight.

I hope you read them all, as a lot of work has gone into getting things out there in time before New Horizons.

so what about showdown? we haven't had a show in like 2 weeks

[thejman93]

Lol, guys... There's gonna be two Mayhems and a WARFare posted tonight.

I hope you read them all, as a lot of work has gone into getting things out there in time before New Horizons.

I've read every word of every JBW show ever but never like that...should be fun.

[broc808]

I've read every word of every JBW show ever but never like that...should be fun.

that's pretty impressive actually, can anyone else here say that?