JBW: Justifiably Badass Wrestling

[Torphy]

Huh.... So I've gotta do something great and do it multiple times... Can I invade Germany on behalf of the Royal Crown? Would I get knighted if I succeeded? I've always wanted to visit Germany...

Considering 'her madge' is descended from Germans, I reckon you'd have to change targets lol

[RomanFlare]

Considering 'her madge' is descended from Germans, I reckon you'd have to change targets lol

France it is! Préparez vos fesses, France!

[Torphy]

IC: Now there's the problem "Teacher" You're talking to Grade A Anarchist who more than willing to knock that God complex right out of you. You can be trained in The Stu Hart Dungeon for all I care, You have to get a hold locked on first. Let me read you something that my good freind Kash said in an interview for JBW Magazine:



So you see Artie, You try and lock a hold on me, and I'll tear you arm off without giving a fancy name, are we clear? good

IC: I assume you've heard the saying 'The bigger the better'? As you seem to have based your entire argument upon it. Perhaps you've heard this one too? The bigger they are the harder they fall, you may consider yourself Goliath but you look upon David. Size and Strength are nothing unless you can back it up with finesse, intelligence and foresight, of which I have an abundance. But fear not, you're clearly a charity case and I may feel inclined to go easy on you.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: respect? Who the fuck gives a shit about respect. This is about who is better that who not fucking respect. Get off your high horse and put up your fists not like you'll be much of a challenge anyway

[Tommy Thunder]

IC: respect? Who the fuck gives a shit about respect. This is about who is better that who not fucking respect. Get off your high horse and put up your fists not like you'll be much of a challenge anyway

IC: Hmm, it seems that Shuriken's respect mission has failed here as-well.

[HolyJose2391]

IC: Hmm, it seems that Shuriken's respect mission has failed here as-well.

IC: Respect mission? Why the fuck should I show an OUNCE of respect towards you or your rag tag piece of shit company you call EWNCW? Shuriken's respect mission is of no concern to me and frankly you don't fucking deserve it. All I see you do is complain and bitch about losing Shuriken. Grow the fuck up and utilize the talents you have without bitching that "shuriken won't put them over wha wha wha" Oh and Tell Markus I'm coming for him!

[SilverGhost]

*JBW Camera's follow a hooded Shuriken in a luxurious Japanese Hotel. He walks up to the Hotel Front Desk*

Shuriken: Can you please tell me where Billy McCoy's room is?

Hotel Assistant: Room 306

Thank you very much.

*Shuriken and the JBW camera guys make their way to McCoy's front door. Shuriken hears moans and screams filled with lust beyond the door*

Shuriken:*whispers at the camera* Get everything ok?

*Camera men nod for understanding. Shuriken sees a "Don't not disturb" door sign, has an evil grin on his face, and kicks Billy McCoy's room down. Shuriken and the JBW crew rush in to see McCoy and a geisha having sex on a bed.

McCoy: WHAT THE FUCK!?!

*Shuriken swiftly punches McCoy on his face, hitting him multiple times with such force that started to make him bleed and bruise up already.*

Shuriken: We aren't done yet McCoy!"

*Shuriken quickly grabs a lamp and uses the electrical cord to choke out McCoy, causing him to get red marks on his neck. Then Shruiken uses the lamp as a weapon, instantly busting McCoy open. Shuriken then goes to where the TV is to pick it and throws it at McCoy. Shuriken then sees canes on the wall, picks it, and starts beating McCoy with it. Shuriken grabs McCoy and throws him on a dining table, filled with a lot of food. Shuriken throws food at McCoy.

Shuriken: Must taste good huh? Enjoying this!? TELL ME McCOY!

*Shuriken gets a vase filled with flowers and bashes McCoy on the head. He then sees an object that made him grin so much.*


*With the kenzans in hand, Shuriken goes to McCoy slowly, McCoy, beaten and bleeding, tries to defend but Shuriken has enough power and hate flowing beats McCoy with kicks and knees. Shuriken then jabs the kenzans on McCoy's head*


Shuriken takes the bloody beaten mess of McCoy to the bathroom, puts him in the tub, and turns on the cold water.

Shuriken: You wanted to see the real me, McCoy?

*Shuriken then lowers his hood. The cameras see that Shuriken a kanji sign on his face."

Shuriken: The real me....is filled with HATE! ANGER! AND AGGRESSION! *At the JBW cameramen* We must go. We have made enough damage....

*JBW cameras and Shuriken leave the room quickly while McCoy is still hurt on the bathtub*

[Tommy Thunder]

IC: Respect mission? Why the fuck should I show an OUNCE of respect towards you or your rag tag piece of shit company you call EWNCW? Shuriken's respect mission is of no concern to me and frankly you don't fucking deserve it. All I see you do is complain and bitch about losing Shuriken. Grow the fuck up and utilize the talents you have without bitching that "shuriken won't put them over wha wha wha" Oh and Tell Markus I'm coming for him!

IC: Woah, there. Looks like someone forgot to take their pills today! Do me a favor and stay out of the big boy's business will ya?
And if you want Markus, you can go and get him yourself.

[68wPayne]

IC: Ahh as expected, I use words such as 'worth' and 'shatter' and immediately i'm accused of consulting a dictionary to compose a fluid and resoundingly accurate statement. I will not blame you however, you live in a society, a culture where xenophobia is encouraged and forced upon the young, so much so that the vast majority of your citizens do not hold passports. But I digress, the key difference to note between us is that your speech patterns suggest you're the type to receive a few too many shots to the cranium, whereas my speech patterns dictate I am the likely cause of said shots, although in the case I cannot take such credit. Allow me to put this into words you may understand, step inside the ring with me, and I shall give you a legitimate reason for NOT brushing your teeth, as opposed to your usual excuse of laziness and slobbery.

IC: Boy I ain't gonna argue that I've had my share of bumps to the noggin. Kinda comes with the territory of this business. But see *holds up a Coors Light bottle* and my little friend here have put our share of knots on fuckers' heads. See you're the same type of holier-than-thou British trash that thought they could just walk over America in the Revolution, and then got your asses handed to ya' cause of backwoods country know-how. Believe me son I will crack your skull open like a goddamn pinata and send your ass back across the fuckin' ocean with your tail between your legs. You think you're all high and mighty cause you ain't from round here? Well sumbitch you're in my damn trailer park now so again I dare you, I even double dog dare you motherfucker, if'n you feelin' antsy we can do this damn thing. *spits dip juice at Arthur's feet and stares hard into his eyes*

[AirBourne]

*JBW Camera's follow a hooded Shuriken in a luxurious Japanese Hotel. He walks up to the Hotel Front Desk*

Shuriken: Can you please tell me where Billy McCoy's room is?

Hotel Assistant: Room 306

Thank you very much.

*Shuriken and the JBW camera guys make their way to McCoy's front door. Shuriken hears moans and screams filled with lust beyond the door*

Shuriken:*whispers at the camera* Get everything ok?

*Camera men nod for understanding. Shuriken sees a "Don't not disturb" door sign, has an evil grin on his face, and kicks Billy McCoy's room down. Shuriken and the JBW crew rush in to see McCoy and a geisha having sex on a bed.

McCoy: WHAT THE FUCK!?!

*Shuriken swiftly punches McCoy on his face, hitting him multiple times with such force that started to make him bleed and bruise up already.*

Shuriken: We aren't done yet McCoy!"

*Shuriken quickly grabs a lamp and uses the electrical cord to choke out McCoy, causing him to get red marks on his neck. Then Shruiken uses the lamp as a weapon, instantly busting McCoy open. Shuriken then goes to where the TV is to pick it and throws it at McCoy. Shuriken then sees canes on the wall, picks it, and starts beating McCoy with it. Shuriken grabs McCoy and throws him on a dining table, filled with a lot of food. Shuriken throws food at McCoy.

Shuriken: Must taste good huh? Enjoying this!? TELL ME McCOY!

*Shuriken gets a vase filled with flowers and bashes McCoy on the head. He then sees an object that made him grin so much.*


*With the kenzans in hand, Shuriken goes to McCoy slowly, McCoy, beaten and bleeding, tries to defend but Shuriken has enough power and hate flowing beats McCoy with kicks and knees. Shuriken then jabs the kenzans on McCoy's head*


Shuriken takes the bloody beaten mess of McCoy to the bathroom, puts him in the tub, and turns on the cold water.

Shuriken: You wanted to see the real me, McCoy?

*Shuriken then lowers his hood. The cameras see that Shuriken a kanji sign on his face."

Shuriken: The real me....is filled with HATE! ANGER! AND AGGRESSION! *At the JBW cameramen* We must go. We have made enough damage....

*JBW cameras and Shuriken leave the room quickly while McCoy is still hurt on the bathtub*

Ryan "The Freak" Wells waits in the front lobby for Shruiken with a sledgehammer

Shruiken and his cameraman walks out of the elevator and turns the corner and Wells hit Shruiken with the sledgehammer in the face

Shruiken falls on his back, barely conscious

Wells scares the cameraman away and grabs the camera and drops it on Skruiken and gets him in the gut and he writhes in pain

Wells picks up Skruiken and Freak Attacks him through the glass front door

Huh bitch??? You want to sneak attack someone? I got your number! I can handle you, want to sneak up and hurt one of our's, I'll do it right back to you!

Wells leaves while Shruiken is out cold covered in blood and glass