JBW: Justifiably Badass Wrestling

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Just got done reading the new JBW Magazine! From top to bottom it was pretty damn great! I forgot how awesome the Artemis interview was, and I forgot that I gave all those damn questions to Zapphs. Either way, LOVED the V3 look back, HJ gave some great things... damn man, everyone did. Very proud of it man... and congrats to JMan for becoming the new E-I-C of the JBW Magazine!

[AreYaSerious]

IC:*smashes beer bottle over Andy Amazing*...dick...l

IC: *Spears HJ down to the ground and starts punching him*

[Poot-Hair]

The current match card for the K-Flare PPV is as follows:

Sleeper VS Lenny Ray Beauregard VS G-Scorp - Mayhem Vs Warfare Vs SHOWDOWN! match

JMan, Alpha Dog and Avidco VS Broc, Sully and Felix

Rob Rage & Connor Chaos VS NVON and BodomInvader

Malcolm Cage Vs HolyJose

Air-'bu VS TOAK - Warfare World Tag Team Championship Match!

Caesar VS Shining Light - Showdown Heavyweight Championship Match!

Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra & Seth Thirteen VS The Sandman & RedRuM

The Prophecy VS Zeus Apollo

K-Flare VS V3 (Ma$$Dinero and Psycho Siaki) -Mayhem World Tag Team Championship Match!

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Damn...no Kayden James..still sounds like one helluva card. Can't wait to read it!!

[AreYaSerious]

Damn...no Kayden James..still sounds like one helluva card. Can't wait to read it!!

IC: Andy Amazing is willing to take on Kayden James...

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IC: Andy Amazing is willing to take on Kayden James...

IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "You see, there's one more match on that card you damned idiot. I don't know what happened to it but, I was told I'd be facing you finally. I may have to protest if the match was cencelled. I'd LOVE to shut you the hell up you little bitch."

[Poot-Hair]

I...think everyone died in here....Anyhoo I'll just talk to myself.

*RedBuM is shown walking around backstage in the SHOWDOWN! arena where he bumps into Poot-Hair*

'BuM: There you is NIGGA! I've been lookin' fo' dat ass since you had dat...dat....I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL THAT OVERGROWN RAT LOOKIN' MUFFAFUCKA!! stick hims horn up muh asshole

Poot: How 'bout yew call him a goat...dummmmmass

'BuM: Don't you be callin' me no dumbass ya mullet wearin', goat fuckin', muffafucka!!

Poot: HEY! I ain't fucked uhgoat since '02 yew knuckle dragging, wooden spoon ass scratching, half tard. Is that Poppa smurf tattooed on yer chest?

'BuM: Nigga...don't you be dissin' poppa smuf...hims 'da ultimate pimp. Gots all 'dem hoes doin hims bitch work.

Poot: Yew do realize most of 'em were men right....in fact wuldn't there only one gurl? Sounds like a gay pimp ta meh....

*Poot-Hair does a shrill whistle and his goat Billy's ears stand straight up

Poot: Get 'em Billy

Billy: BAAAAAAAAAAA!!

*Billy lunges at RedBuM and start violently humping him*

'BuM: AWWWWW SHIT NOT AGAIN!! Get off me NIGGA GET OFF ME!!

*'BuM runs off with Billy hot on his heels*

Poot: Stoopid Jackass....

[Poot-Hair]

IC: Andy Amazing is willing to take on Kayden James...

IC(as Kayden James): *looks Andy Amazing up and down*A man of such puny stature would never stand a chance against The Archangel. Please keep talking and I'll show you why I am the sword of my God's salvation. I'll shut your mouth once and for all

[Poot-Hair]

And with this post I have officially post whored to 700!! 300 more til I am a GOD! Woohoo!

[AreYaSerious]

IC(as Kayden James): *looks Andy Amazing up and down*A man of such puny stature would never stand a chance against The Archangel. Please keep talking and I'll show you why I am the sword of my God's salvation. I'll shut your mouth once and for all

IC: Please stop checking me out, you are making me feel really awkward. Sorry but nobody is going to shut my mouth, what I might do though is knock some sense into you! You are missing some sense so I might be doing you some good!

IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "You see, there's one more match on that card you damned idiot. I don't know what happened to it but, I was told I'd be facing you finally. I may have to protest if the match was cencelled. I'd LOVE to shut you the hell up you little bitch."

IC: Well you see, you better WISH that they match was cancelled. If I am in the ring with you I will beat you, and if that match was on the card and took off. I may have to kick K-flare's ass in a 2 on 1 handicap match, because I am looking forward to beating your ass. So keep talking while you can, because when we meet in the ring. I will make sure you can't talk when I break your jaw and destroy the lining of the esophagus with the vertecrusher!

[AreYaSerious]

And with this post I have officially post whored to 700!! 300 more til I am a GOD! Woohoo!

Congrats man, you'll make it soon or later.

Sorry to break it to you but you are a real bad post whore. Which isn't something to be ashamed of by any means. Lol.