JBW: Justifiably Badass Wrestling

**HolyJose2391** · 02-03-2012, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by SLEEPY LOCO1

IC: Casino Trash?!?! Get this right "BackDoor ASS-ASS-IN" I'm a Concrete Jungle Gorilla and when I superkick you in dat jaw, I'm gonna' knock out the four teeth you got left. And when I get you up on my shoulders, you know it's gonna' be "SLEEPYTIME" mutha fucka!!!!!

Ic: see I want the sleeper to win just because I don't want To see Robert E. Lee win a match thinking he just won the Civil War for the Confederacy but he is a WARFare guy though.

**K-Jammin** · 02-03-2012, 01:19 PM

IC: These false accusations of me purposely giving numerous girl's STI's are total bullshit.

1. I only fuck Lucy.

2. I fucked a girl in the ear once and gave her hearing AIDS, but people misunderstood that statement and now I'm some kind of animal. I'M CLEAN NOW!

**HolyJose2391** · 02-03-2012, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by K-Jammin

IC: These false accusations of me purposely giving numerous girl's STI's are total bullshit.

1. I only fuck Lucy.

2. I fucked a girl in the ear once and gave her hearing AIDS, but people misunderstood that statement and now I'm some kind of animal. I'M CLEAN NOW!

Ic: K-Jam! I have a question you said no listening to Backstreet Boys. What if I wear headphones? Is that acceptable?

**K-Jammin** · 02-03-2012, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by HolyJose2391

Ic: K-Jam! I have a question you said no listening to Backstreet Boys. What if I wear headphones? Is that acceptable?

IC: Mehh, go on then. But keep as low as it can go. I don't wanna be preparing for my match then suddenly I hear "Backstreets back!"

**68wPayne** · 02-03-2012, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by SLEEPY LOCO1

IC: Casino Trash?!?! Get this right "BackDoor ASS-ASS-IN" I'm a Concrete Jungle Gorilla and when I superkick you in dat jaw, I'm gonna' knock out the four teeth you got left. And when I get you up on my shoulders, you know it's gonna' be "SLEEPYTIME" mutha fucka!!!!!

IC: Boy you gonna learn yer place when yer screamin' for yer momma and tappin' out with yer one good arm after I get done with you. Yer forgettin' that this is gonna be Lenny Ray's night. This is Lenny Ray's triumphant return. Might as well called the show LRB presents Jay Bee Dubya cause that's what it's all about. I understand yer confusion though, I know it's tough to see with all them bright city lights blindin' ya, that's why Lenny Ray is gonna show you the way.

**K-Jammin** · 02-03-2012, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by 68wPayne

IC: Boy you gonna learn yer place when yer screamin' for yer momma and tappin' out with yer one good arm after I get done with you. Yer forgettin' that this is gonna be Lenny Ray's night. This is Lenny Ray's triumphant return. Might as well called the show LRB presents Jay Bee Dubya cause that's what it's all about. I understand yer confusion though, I know it's tough to see with all them bright city lights blindin' ya, that's why Lenny Ray is gonna show you the way.

IC: We want people to actually buy the PPV asshole...

**HolyJose2391** · 02-03-2012, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by K-Jammin

IC: Mehh, go on then. But keep as low as it can go. I don't wanna be preparing for my match then suddenly I hear "Backstreets back!"

Ic: sounds good to me then

Ooc: and I think I just came up with a funny backstage segment lol

**SLEEPY LOCO1** · 02-03-2012, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by 68wPayne

IC: Boy you gonna learn yer place when yer screamin' for yer momma and tappin' out with yer one good arm after I get done with you. Yer forgettin' that this is gonna be Lenny Ray's night. This is Lenny Ray's triumphant return. Might as well called the show LRB presents Jay Bee Dubya cause that's what it's all about. I understand yer confusion though, I know it's tough to see with all them bright city lights blindin' ya, that's why Lenny Ray is gonna show you the way.

IC: Your triumphant return will be short lived, I'm not that greased little piggy you've been wrasslin' behind your pappy's shack in the woods trying to train for your return. I'm a mutha fuckin' gangsta that will have you squealing uncle when I'm choking the life out of your hillbilly ass.

**68wPayne** · 02-03-2012, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by K-Jammin

IC: We want people to actually buy the PPV asshole...

IC: I know plenty of folks would buy a show I put on. Picture it now, ring in the middle of the trailer park, announcers sitting in a deer stand, Hooters girls for referrees. It's fuckin' gold man. Big wigs y'all need to make this shit happen

Originally Posted by SLEEPY LOCO1

IC: Your triumphant return will be short lived, I'm not that greased little piggy you've been wrasslin' behind your pappy's shack in the woods trying to train for your return. I'm a mutha fuckin' gangsta that will have you squealing uncle when I'm choking the life out of your hillbilly ass.

IC: You're right, you ain't that greased up lil' piggy cause that greased up lil' piggy put up a fight. You think yer some bad motherfucker cause yer from Las Vegas. Real gangster type shit like stealin' little ol' ladies slot tickets and pimpin' hoes in the one place it's legal. Try bein' a gangster down in Dixie boy, where you ain't the only person carryin' a weapon on ya and ol' papaw you think is an easy target has been workin' on the farm every day his entire life and will whoop yer ass in a heartbeat. Where you been raised yer whole life by folks who believed in the Bible when it said "spare the rod, spoil the child". Yeah I may be backwoods country bumpkin but don't let the good ol' boy charm fool ya' cause I'll have you livin' up to your name Sleepy real quick if'n you keep pressin' my buttons. I'll drop you on your head quicker than you can say "jackpot"

**SLEEPY LOCO1** · 02-03-2012, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by 68wPayne

IC: I know plenty of folks would buy a show I put on. Picture it now, ring in the middle of the trailer park, announcers sitting in a deer stand, Hooters girls for referrees. It's fuckin' gold man. Big wigs y'all need to make this shit happen

OOC: I for one would watch this show.

IC: You're right, you ain't that greased up lil' piggy cause that greased up lil' piggy put up a fight. You think yer some bad motherfucker cause yer from Las Vegas. Real gangster type shit like stealin' little ol' ladies slot tickets and pimpin' hoes in the one place it's legal. Try bein' a gangster down in Dixie boy, where you ain't the only person carryin' a weapon on ya and ol' papaw you think is an easy target has been workin' on the farm every day his entire life and will whoop yer ass in a heartbeat. Where you been raised yer whole life by folks who believed in the Bible when it said "spare the rod, spoil the child". Yeah I may be backwoods country bumpkin but don't let the good ol' boy charm fool ya' cause I'll have you livin' up to your name Sleepy real quick if'n you keep pressin' my buttons. I'll drop you on your head quicker than you can say "jackpot"

IC: *Sleeper stares LRB down for a few seconds and then a crooked smile shows through the mouth opening on his mask*

"Jackpot Bitch!!!"