JBW: Justifiably Badass Wrestling

**HolyJose2391** · 06-01-2012, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by Poot-Hair

So I go to Wal-Mart today to get some chaser to go with my booze. I'm headed to the back to get my drinks and I hear this girl scream. I turn and look and this guy had just slapped his wife in the mouth and had her by the throat cursing at her. I said "Oh hell no" and ran over there.

I grab the guy by the collar and told him "Hey big man why don't you try that with me?" He said "This ain't none of your business and I suggest you fuck off". I said "The minute you put your hands on this young lady you made it my business."

He took a swing at me and I commenced to whipping his ass then twisting his arm til his elbow until touched his head...from the back. When the police got there we both were taken into custody but I was released once I explained my story and showed them my military I.D. He got me with a pretty good right to the eye and I have a pop knot but other than that I'm all good.

There truly is no better feeling than when you hit someone and you feel every bit of the air they have in their body come out. Also a second favorite is when you hit someone and you feel their entire face crunch under your fist. I fucking love it and I needed a good way to vent today.

Poot you are my motherfucking hero! You are a man and that asshole deserved the ass kicking he got

**HolyJose2391** · 06-01-2012, 09:13 PM

Lovely.....talking someone else out of suicide. Luckily this kid only needed someone to talk to. Youth Ministry is tough at times but I guess as a future Psychologist I should get used to this

**Rehmix** · 06-01-2012, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by Poot-Hair

So I go to Wal-Mart today to get some chaser to go with my booze. I'm headed to the back to get my drinks and I hear this girl scream. I turn and look and this guy had just slapped his wife in the mouth and had her by the throat cursing at her. I said "Oh hell no" and ran over there.

I grab the guy by the collar and told him "Hey big man why don't you try that with me?" He said "This ain't none of your business and I suggest you fuck off". I said "The minute you put your hands on this young lady you made it my business."

He took a swing at me and I commenced to whipping his ass then twisting his arm til his elbow until touched his head...from the back. When the police got there we both were taken into custody but I was released once I explained my story and showed them my military I.D. He got me with a pretty good right to the eye and I have a pop knot but other than that I'm all good.

There truly is no better feeling than when you hit someone and you feel every bit of the air they have in their body come out. Also a second favorite is when you hit someone and you feel their entire face crunch under your fist. I fucking love it and I needed a good way to vent today.

So yea... Poot is pretty fucking awesome!

**Poot-Hair** · 06-02-2012, 06:53 AM

Bahaha I have one helluva black eye today. Fucking refreshing. My knee is fucked but it's all good. Let day one of my drinking binge commence!!

**HolyJose2391** · 06-02-2012, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by Poot-Hair

Bahaha I have one helluva black eye today. Fucking refreshing. My knee is fucked but it's all good. Let day one of my drinking binge commence!!

Ahahahah as always be safe bud

**S.E. Zero** · 06-02-2012, 01:56 PM

@Poot, sorry that you can't go back but damn it, thank you for being a true hero for helping that woman at Walmart and kicking that guy's ass. Take a pic of that shiner, would love to see it.

@HJ Future psychiatrist eh? I know your pain, people think I'm fuckin' psychiatrist too lol only we don't charge but they'll have to....one day...if we ever certified

**HolyJose2391** · 06-02-2012, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by S.E. Zero

@Poot, sorry that you can't go back but damn it, thank you for being a true hero for helping that woman at Walmart and kicking that guy's ass. Take a pic of that shiner, would love to see it.

@HJ Future psychiatrist eh? I know your pain, people think I'm fuckin' psychiatrist too lol only we don't charge but they'll have to....one day...if we ever certified

Oh I'll be certified lol on,y a few more years to go.

**S.E. Zero** · 06-02-2012, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by HolyJose2391

Oh I'll be certified lol on,y a few more years to go.

It'll be nice to hand them a bill...

< Their faces when you hand to 'em, then age old questions. Why and what all these charges for?

You go: I charged $50 for that time you cried about your boyfriend. $200 for that time you told me you had herpes -shudders- and $500 for that time you tried to molest me over the phone. Grand total $800 asap get to paying, you didnt you were talking for free did ya? -evil laugh- BWAHAHAHAHA

xD I would love to do that lol

**HolyJose2391** · 06-02-2012, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by S.E. Zero

It'll be nice to hand them a bill...

< Their faces when you hand to 'em, then age old questions. Why and what all these charges for?

You go: I charged $50 for that time you cried about your boyfriend. $200 for that time you told me you had herpes -shudders- and $500 for that time you tried to molest me over the phone. Grand total $800 asap get to paying, you didnt you were talking for free did ya? -evil laugh- BWAHAHAHAHA

xD I would love to do that lol

I am so gonna do that!!!!!! Lol