My seg for SHOWDOWN! is coming along nicely. I foresee a weekend show come hell or high water. Things get reeeaaall interesting after that. Trust me lol.. le paysage changera à jamais.
Soon as this seg is done, I'm going to be doing something for Devilocity featuring my three favourite characters. It should be a riot.
IC a$ Ma$$Dinero: All you poomps need to listen up. Apparently, those SHOWDOWN! shrimpdicks think that they're worthy being in the same ring as us, and, if I didn't have something far more annoying to deal with I'd totally help you out. Saying that, though, with guys like Captain Pugwash, and Daniel "I'm so fucking lame its not true" May leading the way, I'm pretty damn sure that the "underdevelopement" brand will go down quicker than Siaki after a punch to the face by his best friend in the world. No way guys like my new tag team partner JMan, or Lenny fuckin' Ray will be laying down for wankers like Dingo Mackrel-Face, or some Polish freak and his overexcited tag team partner. WARFare's rocking Apocalypse U-fookin'-KAY for fucksake! Are you mad? Those two would be the best tag team in the world today if it wasn't for me and J-Mizz, and I swear down, those two 'roid heads may be from England, but I couldn't hate them more if I tried. For a start, their accents grrriiiiinnnd me something chronic, but there's also the fact that Rob "ooohh watch out I'm gonna throw a 'roid" Rage is just the most boring cunt on the planet. Speaking of boring...
Dear NoKnobShuriPants if it wasn't for the fact that I'm more inclined to fist fuck your face when I see you next, I would love to take you up on that game of backgammon you've been begging me to play ever since you joined this place and stole the title from Baba Snair, so, please, give it a rest, eh? I don't give a shit if it's a game of skill and timing, or if it's your favourite way to relax after a big match. I just wanna beat you up. So..
Bring that big ol- no, sorry, that big ancient cockface, TheDevilsAnalpassage, with you to Kingdom Come, and meet me and JMan in a match that we shall call, "A London street fight--Philly style". Beleive me when I say that the two guys with the best named finishing moves in the business will, in fact, be finishing some business with you two off-key (yet perfectly suited) weirdo's, and finally, you'll realize that no matter what anyone tells you, you will NEVER be better than JMan and Ma$$. AKA, Team Fuck It.
Oh, and, just for the record and all that, I would own ShuShuRikidozan at backgammon. Own him.