JBW: Justifiably Badass Wrestling

**Kashdinero** · 08-31-2012, 02:04 AM

New guys......

Welcome Aboard!!

Basically, you have all arrived at the right time.

Change has been brewing for a long time, and, it is gonna happen real soon...

I also want to say that....

You're all booked for Kingdom Come!!!!

I'm gonna post the card here later on today... Like, soon.. I don't even know if the others know the full card (they don't), but, fuck it. It's fantastic, and I ain't waiting no more!

**SilverGhost** · 08-31-2012, 03:00 AM

Originally Posted by wrestlingfan66513

Hawk: I am the the very master of the skies and have yet to find someone that can even soar higher than me, and even if I burn out I will always rise up like the Phoenix stronger and ready to soar higher. I have not made my impact yet but let me assure you that when I arrive it will be explosive and Mayhem will conquer the weak.

IC as Seth: THIS GUY THINKS HE CAN FLY HIGH!? DUDE WHERE THE HELL YOU GET YOUR DRUGS MAN!? YOU AIN'T A FUCKING HAWK! YOU ARE A DAMNED PIGEON! COME BY TO OCTANE AND FACE THE HIGH-CORE STAR, SETH MUTHAFUCKIN THIRTEEN!

**Kashdinero** · 08-31-2012, 03:13 AM

Originally Posted by SilverGhost

IC as Seth: THIS GUY THINKS HE CAN FLY HIGH!? DUDE WHERE THE HELL YOU GET YOUR DRUGS MAN!? YOU AIN'T A FUCKING HAWK! YOU ARE A DAMNED PIGEON! COME BY TO OCTANE AND FACE THE HIGH-CORE STAR, SETH MUTHAFUCKIN THIRTEEN!

IC @$ Ma$$: And that's how you welcome the new guys around here! Fuck it, I'm going on record as to say I'm gonna beat Mike Hawk in broad daylight! I'm gonna pummel Mike Hawk, and beat Mike Hawk with a chair! I'm gonna show Mike Hawk moves Mike Hawks never even dreamed of!! I'm gonn-

*JMan whispers in Ma$$' ear*

What?! Man, I never even realized haha. Man, his mother must have been high on pain meds when she named that sorry son of a bitch. Damn.. Don't I feel the fool. Ahh, fuck it.

**No_1eddiefan** · 08-31-2012, 04:57 AM

Originally Posted by zapphoman

Awesome to see you in JBW Eddie. Can't wait to see what you and Kash have in store for us.

Fucking hell it's Zapph! Where ya been?! Thanks for the welcome!

Originally Posted by KJ PUNK

I wasn't sure if I wanted to join on with JBW or not, but when I saw that Eddie was joining the team, I instantly made my mind. The man is a genius and a genuine great guy. Having worked with him elsewhere (

) I know that JBW won the lotto with him.

Well....this is understandable

Thanks bro! Nice to see KJ Punk here as not a jobber!

Originally Posted by eyehatecena

Agreed- Eddie is/and always will be my fav creative guy. Just a great writer- I'm jealous that you got to work with him Punk

BE JEALOUS!

AWESOME!

I CAME TO PLAY!

Sorry, got carried away. Thanks EHC. This is what a warm welcome is!

**SilverGhost** · 08-31-2012, 05:11 AM

I heard great stuff about your writing, Eddie man. I can't wait to see it in JBW. Let your creativity fly man!

**No_1eddiefan** · 08-31-2012, 05:14 AM

Originally Posted by SilverGhost

I heard great stuff about your writing, Eddie man. I can't wait to see it in JBW. Let your creativity fly man!

Haha thanks SG!

**Vandarius** · 08-31-2012, 07:41 AM

*Darius walks through the locker room door and places his stuff on the ground*

Darius: Well, lets see how many familiar faces I can run into here.

**Poot-Hair** · 08-31-2012, 09:00 AM

Ever been in a very hot yet very public place and your butthole and/or buttcrack gets all sweaty and itchy? It is perhaps the most uncomfortabley awkward feeling you can have. So what do you do? I suffer through it til I can get back to my car, sit down, and then rub/scratch muh buttcrack on my carseat.

It was pure heaven.

**Vandarius** · 08-31-2012, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by Poot-Hair

Ever been in a very hot yet very public place and your butthole and/or buttcrack gets all sweaty and itchy? It is perhaps the most uncomfortabley awkward feeling you can have. So what do you do? I suffer through it til I can get back to my car, sit down, and then rub/scratch muh buttcrack on my carseat.

It was pure heaven.

Pfft. Scratch it in front of everyone. They don't like it, they can face the other way. ;D