JBW: Justifiably Badass Wrestling

[Kashdinero]

Shuriken: No its ok. I am completely fine with the rules not enforced. It just means that I can obliterate you in the middle of the ring in front of everyone. And don't bother in trying to "carry me", I am only hoping that you can keep up with me. But you know....with the rules out....your only way out is if I show any kind of mercy but I am not that generous with you.

Ma$$: Oh, I plan on whooping your kung-fu arse all over the arena, kid. Maybe I'll keep you in the middle of the ring long enough to leave a little bit of your blood splattered on the jBw logo, but after that, Team Fuck It are gonna fuck you up all around that army base like you was some kind of prisoner of war, ya devil worshiping nutcase. #haduken #shoryken

[SilverGhost]

Ma$$: Oh, I plan on whooping your kung-fu arse all over the arena, kid. Maybe I'll keep you in the middle of the ring long enough to leave a little bit of your blood splattered on the jBw logo, but after that, Team Fuck It are gonna fuck you up all around that army base like you was some kind of prisoner of war, ya devil worshiping nutcase. #haduken #shoryken

Shuriken: I would really like to see this. Though you will fail in doing just that. Your blood will be spilled. Team Fuck It will die. And you will pay for what you did to Siaki and the rest of the JBW fans.

[Kashdinero]

Shuriken: I would really like to see this. Though you will fail in doing just that. Your blood will be spilled. Team Fuck It will die. And you will pay for what you did to Siaki and the rest of the JBW fans.

Ma$$: Die?! That's a bit harsh!! I know you killed a man on SHOWDOWN!, but if you carry on talking like that, I'll make sure Ma$$' Ma$$es aren't too far behind me holdin' a Mac or two when we meet in Afganistan. You're a sick bastard, Ryu, and I think you need to stop hanging around with lanky advocates of the devils business--you always were a bit out there, and TDA's influence on you might set you off on one of your funny little turns again. As an honest to god (wink-wink) friend, I urge you to lose the wookie. Your sanity depends on it. Oh, and.. Fuck Siaki, hahaha, that deserter will get his head kicked in by the best if he ever shows his face around here again. #vwho #vmass #tfi>v3

[zapphoman]

IC: LISTEN UP BITCHES!! The Alpha Dog is done with the giggalo business, The Alpha Dog is done with the drinking and the drugs, and The Alpha Dog is for damn sure done with playing nice. From now on The Alpha Dog has no friends! The Alpha Dog will prove his dominance in JBW and will demolish any man foolish enough to enter his yard.

Gillz and Flameheart...you two will serve as fitting examples to The Alpha Dogs new frame of mind. Anybody who gets in his way before Kingdom Comes...well that'll just be a bonus.

And when it comes to titles...all you little bitch champions...The Alpha Dog could take every single one of your little belts and laugh at you while you try to get them back and some day...he's going to bring truth to that statement. Until then...

PREPARE FOR THE WRATH OF THE ALPHA DOG... because every single one of you will be caught in it.

[Kashdinero]

Ma$$: Oh, and, is it just me, or does this place stink like a mangy old wet dog just came walking back in with it's tail 'tween it's legs?

Indirectly, I'm talking about Alphred The Dog. #nodogsallowed #getoffthecouchalphs

[SilverGhost]

Ma$$: Die?! That's a bit harsh!! I know you killed a man on SHOWDOWN!, but if you carry on talking like that, I'll make sure Ma$$' Ma$$es aren't too far behind me holdin' a Mac or two when we meet in Afganistan. You're a sick bastard, Ryu, and I think you need to stop hanging around with lanky advocates of the devils business--you always were a bit out there, and TDA's influence on you might set you off on one of your funny little turns again. As an honest to god (wink-wink) friend, I urge you to lose the wookie. Your sanity depends on it. Oh, and.. Fuck Siaki, hahaha, that deserter will get his head kicked in by the best if he ever shows his face around here again. #vwho #vmass #tfi>v3

Shruiken: What's wrong? Need a group of asskissers and yesmen to protect you. Armed with guns no less. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Instead of arming them, why not teach them to fight? But since this is Ma$$ivePieceof$hit we are talking about....they only thing you will teach them is being a bitch to everyone.

[SilverGhost]

IC: LISTEN UP BITCHES!! The Alpha Dog is done with the giggalo business, The Alpha Dog is done with the drinking and the drugs, and The Alpha Dog is for damn sure done with playing nice. From now on The Alpha Dog has no friends! The Alpha Dog will prove his dominance in JBW and will demolish any man foolish enough to enter his yard.

Gillz and Flameheart...you two will serve as fitting examples to The Alpha Dogs new frame of mind. Anybody who gets in his way before Kingdom Comes...well that'll just be a bonus.

And when it comes to titles...all you little bitch champions...The Alpha Dog could take every single one of your little belts and laugh at you while you try to get them back and some day...he's going to bring truth to that statement. Until then...

PREPARE FOR THE WRATH OF THE ALPHA DOG... because every single one of you will be caught in it.

Flameheart: HAHAHAHAH! The lad has gone daft! I've heard tat yous been all kind of looney too. Ol' Flamehart hopes that yous be bluffin when you say that ye wants the gold here.

[zapphoman]

Ma$$: Oh, and, is it just me, or does this place stink like a mangy old wet dog just came walking back in with it's tail 'tween it's legs?

Indirectly, I'm talking about Alphred The Dog. #nodogsallowed #getoffthecouchalphs

IC: That goes for you too #Ma$$amountsofoverated. It would be kind of hard to throw those fists around with both of your arms broken.

[zapphoman]

Flameheart: HAHAHAHAH! The lad has gone daft! I've heard tat yous been all kind of looney too. Ol' Flamehart hopes that yous be bluffin when you say that ye wants the gold here.

IC: Yeah laugh it up. Laugh it up as much as possible because after Kingdom Comes, you'll need a computer to do that for yee. #piratessuck

[SilverGhost]

IC: That goes for you too #Ma$$amountsofoverated. It would be kind of hard to throw those fists around with both of your arms broken.

Shuriken: Good to see you, my old friend. I am also thrilled that you are going to be serious from now on. Maybe....we will see how serious you are later on.