JBW: Justifiably Badass Wrestling

**Destruction** · 12-02-2012, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by scribbler_jones

Sagittarius Blue (gets up in Vulgar's face): Pisces alone could crumple you up like a soda can and toss you into the trash where you belong... but she won't get the chance because I will leave you eating meals through a tube. I see you in ICU, and I see that happening real soon.

Vulgar: She won't toss me in the trash, but she will be tossing me. Your gal, she has more balls than you, but the steroids don't help their size. You won't make me eat out of a tube, you won't do anything you say. Your anger has gotten the better of you, and that my friend, is one of your weaknesses

**Torphy** · 12-02-2012, 03:39 PM

Oh man! That rap was hilarious Des! Give that man a title hahaha

**Destruction** · 12-02-2012, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by Torphy

Oh man! That rap was hilarious Des! Give that man a title hahaha

Haha cheers dude. I must say that's the promo I've enjoyed writing most since starting eFedding

**scribbler_jones** · 12-02-2012, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by Destruction

Vulgar: She won't toss me in the trash, but she will be tossing me. Your gal, she has more balls than you, but the steroids don't help their size. You won't make me eat out of a tube, you won't do anything you say. Your anger has gotten the better of you, and that my friend, is one of your weaknesses

Sagittarius Blue: If Pisces tosses you, it will be out a fifth-story window onto your sad little spine - before she walks down and stomps you out. Maybe - and that's a big maybe - you can rap, but I seriously doubt you can fight. And not a little street fight, kid - I mean a real man, straight-up war. Of course, the most heated wars you've probably had were probably on Twitter against people who realized that you have the musical talent of a dyslexic parrot. I can't think of how much I will enjoy watching you bleed out as you reach for help after I atomize you for the whole world to see.

**Destruction** · 12-02-2012, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by scribbler_jones

Sagittarius Blue: If Pisces tosses you, it will be out a fifth-story window onto your sad little spine - before she walks down and stomps you out. Maybe - and that's a big maybe - you can rap, but I seriously doubt you can fight. And not a little street fight, kid - I mean a real man, straight-up war. Of course, the most heated wars you've probably had were probably on Twitter against people who realized that you have the musical talent of a dyslexic parrot. I can't think of how much I will enjoy watching you bleed out as you reach for help after I atomize you for the whole world to see.

Vulgar: You don't get it, do you Sag? I could stand here and say how I'll make you bleed every time you fight, but there's no need for that, as you already bleed once a month. You talking like a chipmunk with a lisp, you fight like a rabbit against a fox. You run away, but the cunning beast always outsmarts you. Your gal may seem like the be all or end all of your career, and she is just that. But I can take her out of the equation quicker than it takes for AJ Dixon to lose a title.

**scribbler_jones** · 12-02-2012, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Destruction

Vulgar: You don't get it, do you Sag? I could stand here and say how I'll make you bleed every time you fight, but there's no need for that, as you already bleed once a month. You talking like a chipmunk with a lisp, you fight like a rabbit against a fox. You run away, but the cunning beast always outsmarts you. Your gal may seem like the be all or end all of your career, and she is just that. But I can take her out of the equation quicker than it takes for AJ Dixon to lose a title.

Sagittarius Blue: Ha. Classy little gender joke there, "thug" - sounds like you're a rapper, all right... complete with absolute lack of respect for women. Congratulations. You do fit somewhere - in Rap Stereotype Land. You fit there just as nicely as my boot will fit in your ass. And your chances of outsmarting me are about as good as Wile E. Coyote having Road Runner for dinner. Go ahead, fuck with me. I dare you.