JBW: Justifiably Badass Wrestling

[thejman93]

Hey...what are you talking to that tool for

Jman: Well, Divine, it's my job to be the head godamned diplomat around here. Shake hands, kiss babies, the whole deal...I'm starting to get sick of all that, honestly.

[bearkg88]

Jman: Well, Divine, it's my job to be the head godamned diplomat around here. Shake hands, kiss babies, the whole deal...I'm starting to get sick of all that, honestly.

Divine: Divine doesn't blame you. You aren't a bureaucrat, you are a wrestler.

OOC: Btw, you know that is my alt acct ya? lol

[thejman93]

Divine: Divine doesn't blame you. You aren't a bureaucrat, you are a wrestler.

OOC: Btw, you know that is my alt acct ya? lol

You bastard! I thought it was Irk.

[BennyTheBall]

J, you get my PM last night?

[thejman93]

J, you get my PM last night?

Nooooooo....

[BennyTheBall]

Nooooooo....

This entire site is a bag of wank.

Re-sent.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Jman: Well, Divine, it's my job to be the head godamned diplomat around here. Shake hands, kiss babies, the whole deal...I'm starting to get sick of all that, honestly.

Hawk: Well I can do all that and still make guys like Punk look like kids in the ring. That is why I am the most profitable stars JBW has ever seen. My merchandise sells like hotcase, while Divine's crap just sits in the warehouse. The only reason his sales have gone up is because I helped clear out his merchandise so we have more room for the new Mike Hawk t-shirts.

[thejman93]

Hawk: Well I can do all that and still make guys like Punk look like kids in the ring. That is why I am the most profitable stars JBW has ever seen. My merchandise sells like hotcase, while Divine's crap just sits in the warehouse. The only reason his sales have gone up is because I helped clear out his merchandise so we have more room for the new Mike Hawk t-shirts.

Jman: Is that what you think this business is about, Mike? Selling T-shirts? You know who sells T-shirts? John Cena. Hulk Hogan. Mike Hawk. You know who people remember, though? CM Punk. Bret Hart. Chris Divine.

[HolyJose2391]

HJ: Well the time draws near where I will finally get the shot I've been working so damn hard for. Right now I don't care if it's a win a loss or a draw I plan on going in there and giving it my damn best and prove not just to the world but to myself that I belong in the main event.

[bearkg88]

Hawk: Well I can do all that and still make guys like Punk look like kids in the ring. That is why I am the most profitable stars JBW has ever seen. My merchandise sells like hotcase, while Divine's crap just sits in the warehouse. The only reason his sales have gone up is because I helped clear out his merchandise so we have more room for the new Mike Hawk t-shirts.

Divine: Divine's crap doesn't sit in a warehouse. Divine's crap sits in a toilet before he flushes that shit. As for Divine's merchandise sales, let's look at numbers.

*Divines pulls out his phone, pulling up an app*

Divine: Ah look...Mike Hawk's percentage of merchandise that makes up sales is 10%...and what is Divine's? Oh..Divine's is 15%. The only people higher than Divine are TDA, Shuriken, HJ, and Eddie Juarez. Hell, even Mr Roman Numeral has a better sales percentage for his merchandise than you do Hawk. So keep squawking about numbers...Divine will take that t shirt gun and shoot a shirt down your throat.