Lansdale: Oh, did I miss another faceless dullard take a witless jibe at your new and rightful Underground Champion? Fool, wretch, amoebic reject! One more parasite that through ignorance or lack of intelligence.. or both.. fails to recognise that not only am I superior in the linguistic arts to the vast majority of JBW, equalled only by Mr. Smyth.. but that I am also vastly superior in technical prowess, tactical mastery and above all else sheer raw talent. I would offer you a shot at my Underground title were you not so pitiful.. I laugh at any challenge you perceive you could offer me. Hah.