The screens in JBW all static over for a couple of seconds, followed by the following screen...
Followed by a familiar couple of voices speaking simultaneously...
???: Do we have everyone's attention now?
The Star Signs stand in an empty wrestling ring - Sagittarius in the center, with Pisces at his side.
Sagittarius Blue: Resurrection. Rebirth. Overcoming death. One of the most fascinating concepts known to humanity. The idea that death, the great spectre, the ultimate equalizer, can be beaten - can be denied... is an idea that is as old as life itself. It is a thing that in many ways defines us... we die every day - sometimes emotionally, sometimes mentally, some people even physically... but rebirth is a theme that we all relate to, in some way, shape or form.
But it is real. JBW proves it.
I was here during JBW's final hours. The bell tolled as I poured out my soul, here in this ring, with four of the best in the business. None of us heard it... but the bell tolled. And at night's end... the bell tolled the final hour. JBW went to sleep... for the last time.
Pisces Pink: Wait, no it didn't
Sagittarius Blue: Pisces - I'm trying to build some drama here babe -
Pisces Pink: (nonplussed and embarrassed) ... Oops.
Sagittarius Blue: (Gets his drama face back on): And after the last shovelful of dirt was dropped... after the casket closed... A voice spoke. And said two words.
And with that, JBW rose again.
I may have been new to this company... but even a newcomer like myself knew the history, the pedigree of this company. It is not a mistake that this place is called Justifiably Badass Wrestling. And if you saw the first episode of our rebirth, you saw it for yourself. This is not an empty promise. This is not a simple trip down memory lane. THIS IS REAL. And the same way the House of Jabe is rising once more, so to shall the Star Signs. I am Sagittarius Blue. The Royal Rockstar. The Classic City Saint. The Patron Saint of the Impossible. With me is Pisces Pink. The Princess of Power. The Rose Rumbler. Babygirl Bigg herself. We are here to contribute to the legacy of JBW. To show the world what it means to shine. We are here... to show everyone how justifiably badass we are. The stars will align...
Pisces Pink: And that's as real as it gets.
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