OFFICIAL EWNCW Inferno Thread

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BD: Hello and welcome to the June 30th edition of EWNCW Inferno! I’m Bob Daniels and my god what a show we have in store for you! Just four days removed from Threat of the Net, what is going to happen in the aftermath of the event? And exactly why did some of the roster get involved in the title match? Hopefully tonight, we will find some answers.



BD: Down the ramp comes the new EWNCW Champion Kevin Matthews. Now I haven’t seen a bigger grin than that since Hugh Hefner realised he could con young women still to have sex with him in his 80’s.

KM: "As you all know, i won this title last sunday, but for you idiots who live under a rock i am the champion now and you can't do anything about it! Even you fatass in the third row. I waited a long long time to become champion, but that's not the point right now. For those who have watched the pay-per-view saw that I had help winning this thing. As much as I didn't need the help HE told me to win the title and he was going to send some back up! As of tonight, Kevin Matthews will be putting management through some RAGE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Shuriken: MATTHEWS!!!

BD: Here’s the former champ! I’m sure Shuriken has some choice words for Matthews.

Shuriken: I hope you and your little group of pathetic, useless, nobodies are listening very carefully. I am wondering how can you celebrate a win like that while I worked hard to make that belt you are holding, to be one of the richest prizes on Earth. A win like spits on the face of this company and the future champion holders who worked hard to capture that championship.

-crowd cheers-

Hell.....even the win itself was rather pathetic. You are a hypocrite, Matthews. And so do everyone else who has wronged me. You are the scum of this company. You have no pride. You have no honor. You are unfit as champion but as far as I'm concerned.....every action has its repercussions.

So this is what I am going to do to defeat you. I am going to make everyone that was involved in our main event match SUFFER!!!

-crowd cheers loudly-

Everyone now knows you can't beat me by normal means.....you gotta have a traitor, some psychopathic nobodies, and a jobber to do your dirty work for you. I will reclaim that championship and I will make you Matthews......suffer alot more! My wrath is your hell! AND EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTS THIS KIND OF TRASH WILL SEE HOW FAR MY WRATH WILL GO!

SC: Wait, wait one minute!

-Crowd looks toward the ramp to see SilverCena-

Shuriken, your out here interrupting Matthew's victory celebration? What? You expect the fans to drop this for your little pity party?

-Crowd pan as crowd eats this up-

You forget me? The man you have NEVER beat? As a matter of fact, the man neither of you have beaten! You guys call yourselves world class wrestlers? Well, haha, shut your mouths and prove it! Stop dodging me and show these people that you deserve the spots your in! I'll be waiting.

-Throws down mic-

BD: Wow, there is no love lost between any of these three competitors! It’s only been a couple of days, and already they all want to get their hands on each other again! But what is Kevin on about? Who is HE, and what is Rage?
And what a main event we have tonight for you, it will be Shuriken vs Kevin Matthews vs SilverCena for the EWNCW Title! But right now it will be a battle royal to see the new number #1 contender to the International Title!




BD: McCoy wins! He’s the new number #1 contender! He gets another shot at the title!

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BD: It’s the Ignition Champ Seth Ferrell! He looks pretty battered and bruised from the beating he took last week, but he has one man mountain by his side!

SF: Well! Did you enjoy the amazing performance we put on for you at Threat of the Net? It's nice to see a little excitement in place of brutes smashing at eachother! And of course, I left victorious. The gold is still mine. As it rightfully should be. haha. I should be happy!

But I am not happy. After fighting valiantly and retaining my championship, not to ment ion putting on a great match for the unwashed horde attending, I was ambushed by not one but two imbeciles who didn't realize they weren't on the card. Now I don't care who was the fool and who followed him, as far as I'm concerned they're both fools and I am putting a stop to this. I could just fight them myself and beat them to tears but why do that when I can let someone else handle the riffraff? haha. I am a champion. A prize-fighter. Not some idiot brute who fights people on the street, rocks, his own shadow. I will not tolerate this violence!

So consider this man my zero-tolerance policy. A King fit to stand with a Pharaoh. Kingstrem. To the fools waiting in the wings.. You'll find he won't go down so easily. Good chat peasants.

BD: And this monster Kingstream will be in a match now against The Heartbreaker!



BD: Jesus! Kingstream dominated him! Well, that’s certainly what I would call one hell of an insurance policy! Looks like Seth won’t be worried about getting attacked from behind any longer!

-The same figure from last week is shown yet again, but this time his back is facing the camera. The figures arms rise up to the hood that covered his head as he pulls it down revealing long blond hair. After a brief moment of silence the muttered laughter of the figure fills the room. The camera then, once again, goes to static. Only this time it's for a brief moment. The camera flips back showing a close-up of the interviewer known as Sanchez who then points the camera towards the wall with big red letters written out upon it. It says, "I'm coming.." The camera then flips back to the regular programming...-

-Light sparks in the ring-

BD: Woah! Dimensions has appeared from nowhere! He has a mike in his hand...

MD: OPEN Challenge
Closed Casket
Destruction Over ALL
I Am The Bar that is Set in Stone Death is Only An Option ...But when Chosen...

Survival is No Tactic, its Something that you Just Can't Accomplish!
As I am Death itSelF

In The Squared Circle,The Ring is My World Your Just Born in it and I'm Raising You
I Teach You Respect with Pain and Make you Better in your LiFeTime
Strong Punch in da Face ,Swift kick in The Ass
Who is Up Next to Lead Them on to There PaTh......



BD: Woah, Gillz has answered the call! Now this will certainly be a challenge for the undefeated Mark Dimensions!



BD: What a match, but what a shame. Dimensions wins but Gillz foot was on the ropes! And looks livid! He was determined to prove a point tonight, and he stomps his way to the back.

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BD: Here comes GodMoney!



RC: We told you guys through and true that we would again reign supreme! We are your EWNCW tag team champions for the 2nd time!

-Crowd cheers-

Force of Greatness, you guys are a hell of a team and are indeed fighting champions. We intend to give you a rematch anytime you desire. Now, if there are any other teams who want a shot at our coveted titles, step up to the plate boys!

-Crowd chants "GodMoney, GodMoney!!-

TBOZ: We don’t plan of letting these babies go anytime soon! We partied hard last night, so won’t be in action tonight, but I’m sure that we will be ready anytime to defend these titles and prove that yet again, it pays to be GodMoney.



Tai Night: Hey Yo Godmoney, we gotta hand it to you guys, we wanted to face the best at Threat of The Net......The Fans....

-Crowd go nuts-

The Fans wanted to see the best face the best.

Matt Elder: Man did we get it.....

The fans got it.....

-Crowd Cheer-

Damn you really brought your A Game.

Now The Problem we face is I reckon you owe us! See whilst you guys were going from bar to bar downing shots of half Tequila and half sweat from some 300 lb's cleavage, we...me and Tai we're here in this very ring asking the fans to vote for you....we wanted you guys to have your shot, now its time for our rematch and me and Tai are ready man.

Tai: We really underestimated you guys, the reason for this is when you guys was sleeping off your hang overs me and my boy Matt we're doing a bit of snooping I found your phone Rich, straight away i check you text messages and found this from TBOZ.

-Text message appears on Titantron-
"Hey Rich what a night last night man!!! How much did i drink?...I woke up this morning next to this big fat sweaty bitch grunting and snoring with the odd fart inbetween......thank fuck i got home ok!

TBOZ"

-Crowd start Laughing-

Matt Elder - "See it was a pure fluke that you guys beat us...I mean we're here Training every damn day..If we're not in the gym we're on the mats and visa versa, so its time to put your money where your mouth is boys!

What you say? One more time?

Lets ask the fans.... Guys if you wanna see me and Tai go at it with Godmoney one more time give me a Oh Yeah

-Crowd scream "OH YEAH"-

Question is are you ready?

If not you will be sobered up by A Force of...........

-Holds Mic up in the air for the crowd who scream GREATNESS-

Peace out"

-Matt drops the mic on the floor he and Tai then Leave the ring-

BD: Well there you have it! The Force of Greatness will have their rematch against GodMoney at the next available chance!



BD: The Collective look like they are in a bad mood tonight, I wouldn’t like to be Hawkins and Charisma.



BD: And The Collective pick up the win! Solla has the mike, what’s he got on his mind?

Solla: I suppose you want to know why I am out here tonight, Well let me tell you, I have been in this federartion for awhile now, and I have paid my dues, unlike some others here namely Billy McCoy, whom we have all grown quite tired of his pathetic Bigger is better attitude, but I HAVE paid my dues here....WE ALL HAVE. And we are damn sick and tired of being pushed aside in favor of those fan loving baby kissing jerks like Billy.

I want everyone to know this, being ignored will no longer be tolerated, WE WILL BE NOTICED, whether by hook or by crook, people are going to sit up and take notice that The Collective is THE most dangerous force to ever set foot in any federation. We are going to hurt others if we are not taken seriously, we are going to take things to the extreme limit if we are not taken seriously...People will wind up in hospitals if we are not taken seriously.

And it is all going to start tonight, I have warned you in the past not to ignore us, but you did not listen, now someone has payed the ultimate price with bloodshed, and its been quite enjoyable.

Oh we welcome our own bloodshed, because it feeds us, it makes up stronger.....so go ahead, make us bleed, but in the end, it is going to be YOU thats going down.....down.....down.

YOURE GONNA BURN IN HELL when were finished with you.

You had your chance to listen......now you WILL listen to what we have to say.

BD: Now that is a statement of intent! Solla is fuming, and I'm sure he's put all of EWNCW on notice!

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BD: SilverCena is on his way to the ring now, but wait a minute, is that Gillz? Oh what a shot to the back of the head! Oh come on now, he’s pounding his head against the concrete! Someone stop this man! Get him off of him! Man, the Rapping Hyena looks in a bad way, there is no way he can compete tonight!



BD: Shuriken looks like a determined man tonight, will he be able to regain his title?



BD: Matthews first defence of the title is a difficult hurdle, can he jump it?



BD: Not again! Here comes the superstars from Sunday Night! Taking it to Shuriken again! DJ Black has the mike, what does he have to say for himself!?

DJB: "What you all saw at 'Threat of the Net' was something that has been brewing for a long, long time. And now we have a new heavyweight champ, congratulations Kevin Matthews. But understand peeps, this is only the start, the definition of cool has just arrived, but with the high flyin - death defyin - charismatic - fightin fanatic - sensation, also comes a revolution. That revolution has just begun, and it will continue. Rage, Inferno whatever, the revolution is everywhere. The revolution dominates all, the revolution will end careers, win titles, and lots, lots more. Shuriken, and anyone else holdin a grudge against me, understand this is only the beginning. So watch Rage, watch Inferno, and see the definition of cool DJ black rise to the top as the revolution takes full effect on EWNCW. Big up ma fans, fuck all haters."

BD: Well that’s an introduction, but no explanations!? Tommy Thunder is calling down his mike, can he clear this up?

TT: "Now like DJ said, what happened at 'Threat of the Net' is something that has indeed been brewing for a while. You see Shuriken, it was time to move on into the Future. It was time to pass on the title. It was time to LET GO."

-crowd boo-

"It's simple. It was Kevin Matthews' time. And, yes, he may have won the title with some divine intervention on our behalf, but that's what we wanted."

-crowd don't like this-

"That's what we ALL wanted. Everybody that came out there on Sunday wanted that outcome. You see, there are a lot of us in the back that have been waiting for far too long, and we're filled with RAGE. I'm filled with Rage, he's filled with Rage"

-points to DJ Black-

"We're ALL filled with RAGE!! We're brimming with it!! Like DJ pointed out, a revolution is indeed coming, and not just the revolution of cool. Oh no, that revolution is going to be part of one big revolution! And this revolution will start this monday, when all that Rage will be unleashed!! Matthews has made it clear that he is part of this revolution of Rage, and wherever the big gold belt goes, well then the Must see MVP of EWNCW and all his VIP's will follow!! Because it's our destiny to win that belt!!"

-crowd cheer-

"They all deserve to see me with the EWNCW World title around MY waist!!"

-cheers-

"And trust me when I say very, very soon, the NEW EWNCW world champion will be TOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY THUNNNNNNNNDEEEEEEEER!!!!........"

-goes up to Shuriken's face and whispers-

"thunnnnnnnndeeer"

BD: What a moment. All these superstars are full of rage, and have began their own show! What does this mean for Inferno and the whole of EWNCW? Will Shuriken show his face on enemy terrority?

Find out this Monday, with the very first edition of Monday Night Rage! And I will see you same time, next week!

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Right guys, Filler time!

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Let the anticipation rise, I'm fillering!

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Are you ready for some more Inferno action? You best be, cause this is filler!

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This is Filler.

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Cross The Filler.

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Filler Matters.

Right, Inferno next!