OFFICIAL EWNCW Inferno Thread

[TheBeardOfZeus]

BD: Welcome to EWNCW Thursday Night Inferno! We are set for a blockbuster night tonight after the events of this past Monday. Has Tommy Thunder got doubts about Matthews? Is the Rage alliance falling off the rails already?



BD: Here’s TT! After Matthew’s interrupted his chance at getting a shot at the EWNCW Title, what mindset is the International champ in?

-The lights go out and the crowd know what's coming!! As the pyro hits, the spotlight shines on the EWNCW International champion; 'The Storm' Tommy Thunder!! He confidently makes his way to the ring with a slights smile on his face, and after entering, he calls for his custom mic to be lowered.-

"Let me ask all my VIP's here a few questions. Did you or did you not watch Monday night Rage this week?"

–crowd make noise-

"Ok, now did you or did you not, see the EPIC match that Shuriken and myself put on in the main event?"

–crowd cheer-

"And finally did you all witness that moment when I had Shuriken shoulders down on the matt, down for the count when SOMEBODY got me DQ'ed?"

-crowd boo-

"Yeah, that was not such a good moment was it?! I mean, I was a 3 count away from becoming the no.1 contender for the World Heavyweight title!! But KEVIN MATTHEWS, a man who is supposedly on my side, interfered in the match!!"

-crowd boo-

"Now Matthews, correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the whole point of starting up Rage meant to be for us guys who felt under-appreciated? Wasn't it meant to be for us guys that felt that we didn't get a shot at the big time on Inferno? Well let me tell you!! Me and my VIP's feel pretty damn under-appreciated right now after Monday night!! And the only thing I want to take a shot at right now is you!!"

-crowd cheer-

"So get your DAMN ass out here and explain to me and my VIP's, why I'm not the no.1 contender right now!!"

*Kevin "The Future" Matthews' music plays*

IC: you know Tommy, I knew something was wrong with you the moment you joined this crusade, I got you disqualified because HE told me to,". You know who HE is and you know that when you don't follow his orders there will be a price to pay. I never meant to make you lose, hell I'd rather see you maul the crap out of the so called master of pain Shruiken. But if you don't believe me, go ask HIM, or we can settle it tonight in the ring, best man wins, loser will face the severe consequences from HIM!



Shuriken: Tommy.....seriously we had a good match on Monday, ruined by Matthews. Matthews....this is the second time that you have given me a win that ended in such a way that I didn't want. But seriously.....I'm getting REAL tired of the Raging Group of Nobodies.

I AM SICK AND TIRED BY THAT RAGE GROUP!!!! THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!! I WANNA GET MY HANDS ON MATTHEWS AND TOMMY YOU GET IN MY WAY.....I PROMISE YOU I WILL HAVE NO PROBLEMS SENDING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE I HAVE HAD IT!

-crowd cheers loudly-



BD: Well that’s a face they didn’t want to see, it’s the Inferno GM Irken Invader!

II: Wait a minute! Wait just a goddamn minute! Since when was every single wrestler on this roster allowed to make their own decisions?! Matthews, Tommy, I’m glad you have kissed and made up, it was a beautiful thing to see. But you two should get ready tonight, as in our main event, you will be facing, The Force of Greatness! Not only that, but it will be inside a Steel Cage!

-Crowd erupts-

As for you Shuriken, I’m giving you the night off. You really need to cool down, and I would hate to see tonight’s show ruined by your retribution again. So, for tonight, go home.

-Crowd boo loudly-

BD: What a main event! It’ll be FOG vs Matthews and Thunder, can they really co-operate as a team? And they have a massive block in their way! And will Shuriken really take a taxi home tonight? I can’t see him wanting to be anywhere else than tonight’s Inferno.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

You Know I Had Fun So Far Kickin Ass and Taking Names Off The List
Scratch Name inserted, Scratch Another Name Off The List
Its Nothing To The Sure Shot Mark Dimension
I Have had The Honor Of Putting The Blood of others on my hands
But there is Just something More I Want .....the Glory
The Glory of Getting A Bigger Fish Fried in the Pan
You See as I said Just Watch Many have Done just That
Just Watching
Step Up To Feel The Fear, and The pressure of Pain I Apply
Mark Dimension is waiting..........

*Splattered Dream’s music plays*

BD: Dimensions asked for it, thats a big fish! Splatters is a monster in his own right, can Dimensions take him down?



BD: Oh my god! I thought Dimensions was done for, but he pulled it out of the bag! And looks like everyone wants a piece of the action!



BD: Here are the tag team champions GodMoney! After challenges not only from the fearsome Collective, but FOG want another shot at their titles.

Rich: So I was talking with TBOZ just recently and it occurs that even though we are receiving challengers from all comers, no one has been able to capture the EWNCW gold! And what does that tell you? That explains that we are the most dominant team here in EWNCW!

-Crowd cheers and whistles-

Rich: Now I have said it before and I will say it again, if there are any more teams that have the cajones to step in the ring with us, we will gladly put our titles on the line. Right TBOZ?

TBOZ: I think that makes for great listening Rich. Now gentleman, calm yourselves down. We know that when you are champions, you are targets. And GodMoney love to prove just how good we are. So we accept both your challenges! We will all step in the ring one day with the titles on the line, and let us see who really has the “cojones” to step up a gear, or whether they are really just attempting to smuggle budgies. And after that match, when we win yet again, may there be no doubt, that it really is beginning to pay big time to be GodMoney.

BD: I like the sound of that! When challenges come from everywhere, why not take them all on at once!

[TheBeardOfZeus]

BD: Not this guy again! The Ignition “Champion” Seth Ferrell is on his way to the ring, with King Strem in tow. After his actions last week, he doesn’t deserve any prestige!

SF: “I woke up this morning and realized something. No one is worthy to face me for this title! and then I realized something else! duh! I mean, it's fitting when you think about it. I embody this title. This title is all about prowess and ability! Energy and excellence! The ability to ignite night after night! To get it done. So it makes sense really. I don't have a contender to my title!

After the events of last week it seems that those who were in line to face me have proven themselves too weak, too slow and to stupid really, to lay a hand on my gold. Dutchman couldn't beat King Strem. and that fellow Grind_Bastard, well he didn't even wait for a match and just interfered like the unruly brute he is because he knew he couldn't possibly have beaten King Strem. And if you can't beat Strem, what hope do you have against me? Is there anyone back there who can make a play for this gold? In a way fitting for this title! Give me a surprise! What do you think Strem?”

KS: “Mr. Ferrell, the reason that no one is challenging for your title is because they are running scared. Not only is there no man who will challenge for your title, but there is no man who can defeat me, I am better than anyone in the back, and I'll prove it to anyone who wants to get in the way.”

SF: “Well, I shall keep this gold in good stead as long as there is no one to honor it besides me”



BD: Well, Rende looks aggrieved and he has every right to be. He looked as if he was going to get a title shot last week, only for the Champ to get himself involved!

DR: The Flying Dutchman has sailed in tonight to say, why? Why are you afraid of everyone who wants to face you. McCartney? Grind Bastard? Myself? You want no one to take you on for the Ignition Title! I think, we all deserve a shot! So how about this, one of us face King Strem, one on one, and if he wins, we all get a title shot?

SF: And if the peasant loses?

DR: Then we all go to the back of the line. Deal?

SF: Amuse me.

DR: Well, we have chosen that the man to represent us, will be...



BD: It’s Grind Bastard! The maniac is just sprinting into the ring, looks like we have a match!



BD: And Grind picks up the win! That makes Seth’s next title defense a fatal four way! He tried his best to get involved but couldn’t affect the outcome! The look on The Pharaoh’s face is priceless!

[TheBeardOfZeus]

HB: Ladies and gentleman, This is Herbert Birdsfoot LIVE in the Inferno arena where my special guest tonight is none other than our fearless leader Solla.

Solla, Welcome to the New and Improved Birds Nest interview segment.

Solla: Yeah Yeah, whatever little man

HB: Solla you pulled a fast one not only on the GM of Rage, but also on Billy McCoy, what are your thoughts on that?

Solla: My thoughts? Well Herbie, I did what I had to do to get another piece of that ass kissing fan loving jackass, since the GM prevented me from going down and bashing his brains, I took it upon myself to give him that opponent that he has never faced

HB: and that man was quite familiar looking wasnt he?

Solla: Yeah, Jebediah Hatfield did resemble someone quite familiar to all of us didnt he?

HB: Ha Ha Ha Ha....He sure did Jebe....I mean Solla

Solla: Indeed he did Herbie....Indeed he did, and I dont tthink were gonna see him again anytime soon thanks to Billy McCoy

HB: Why is that Solla?

Solla: Well feast your eyes on this Herbie.

-The Herbivore 1,000,000 lowers from the rafters and begins to play the video of Billy beating down Solla from Rage-

HB: Yeah, Solla that was quite a beatdown you got, I thought for sure you had his number Monday night.

Solla: Well I did too Herbie, but that beatdown only made my anger grow and When I become angry, you know how dangerous I can become.

HB:(with a lowered voice) Yes, Solla, I know all too well.....So what do you have to say to Billy in regards of the beatdown.

Solla: Billy, you thought I was dangerous and sick one on one.....well why dont you try this on for size.
Tonight on Inferno, you are not facing me, in fact you will not be facing one person tonight.....You will be facing two, Tonight, you are going to get the mother of all beatdowns when you face The Surgeon General AND Captain Howdy. I surely hope that your insurance policy is up to date, as you are going to need it after this night is over because your hospital bills are going to mount so high that your gonna need all your friends here in EWNCW to chip in to help you pay the bills due to the beatdown you are going to receive.

HB: Solla that sounds extreme.

Solla: When have you ever known me to NOT be extreme Herbie?

HB: Uhhh...Solla youre always extreme.

Solla: DAMN RIGHT.....and to show how much confidence I have in my collective.....i will not accompany them to the ring tonight Herbie.

HB: They arent going with backup?

Solla: Oh they will have backup....Its gonna be YOU HERBIE.....You will accompany them to the ring.

HB: Solla, I dont...

Solla: DONT WHAT HERBIE

HB: N N N Nothing Solla.

Solla: Fine Herbie, then were done here, now I need to go see if my minions have everything at their disposal that they are going to need for the beatdown of a lifetime....Now if you'll excuse me Herbie

HB: Surely Solla.

-Solla takes his leave and heads to the back-

HB: This has been Herbert Birdsfoot from the Birdsnest with the huge announcement of Billy McCoy facing 2 of the Collective tonight....Billy please show up....this is going to be quite fun.



BD: Well you heard it folks! And we have Captain Howdy and The Surgeon General heading to the ring, will Billy McCoy be here?



BD: And here he comes! We have a match on our hands!



BD: OH MY GOOD LORD! Billy has come unhinged tonight, but Solla has risked himself and one of his Collective compatriots to take out Billy McCoy! How can we stop these two from tearing each other apart?

[TheBeardOfZeus]

BD: Welcome back to Thursday Night Inferno, we have had an awesome show, and there’s more to come!



BD: And here’s Silvercena coming to the ring, mic in hand. And as you can’t tell from his face, he’s not happy at all.

SilverCena: Yo, cut my music! Gillz, you attack me one week and then wuss out the next! Are you afraid I might break your fingernails or something!?! Is mommy not allowing you to get dirty?

-Crowd laughs-

Seriously, this crap is getting old! I want, no I demand an explanation ASAP! Don't make me go old school on your ass, boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

-Gillz appears on the titantron-

Wait a second SilverCena!

What on earth gives you the right to demand a fight with me
I’ll tell you what, absolutely NOTHING!
You don’t deserve a shot at me, just like you sure as hell don’t deserve a title shot before I get anywhere near Mathews and the goon squad

Cena you fight me when i say you fight me

My Terms

Call back later Cena

BD: And SilverCena is on a rampage! He storms out of the ring, but he’s not going to the entrance ramp! Looks like SilverCena is going to get his explanation in person.

-Cameraman follows back-



BD: Oh my goodness! Gillz jumped on SilverCena, but the Rapping Hyena retaliated and got the upper hand! This rivalry is on fire, and the intensity is iscreasing after what we have seen! What’s next for these two?!

[TheBeardOfZeus]

BD: It’s main event time!

*Tommy Thunder's music plays*

BD: Tommy Thunder makes his way into the ring, will he be able to work with the EWNCW Champion Kevin Matthews?



BD: He’s all smiles now, but will Kevin Matthews be so pleased after tonight’s main event?



BD: And FOG are in the house! They make their way in to the ring, the cage is lowered, ring the bell!




BD: And the team of Matthews and Thunder win! They embrace as they celebrate their victory!

Well, it’s out of Wrestling 101, here comes Shuriken to get some payback! What a shot! Kevin is on the ground and out of it, he isn’t moving! Shuriken pulls back to swing at Tommy! ....but he walks away! Wow, is he trying to stir the Rage pot by picking and choosing? And Tommy is tending to Matthews, why did he not get hit? I’m sure we will find out this coming Monday on Rage, but tune in next week, for another exciting edition of..

THURSDAY NIGHT INFERNO!

[TheBeardOfZeus]

My god this has been a long night, filler.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

But are you ready for EWNCW Inferno!

[TheBeardOfZeus]

I am, and I assure you it's an awesome episode!

[TheBeardOfZeus]

It's the final filler baby!