OFFICIAL EWNCW Inferno Thread

[Tommy Thunder]

J McM: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Destiny’s Calling’s resident band for the night; from down under, Australia, Airbourne!!!

[Tommy Thunder]

Bob Daniels: Ladies and gentleman, from Boston, Massachussets, we welcome you to the biggest PPV ever in the history of EWNCW! We must thank Airbourne for agreeing to be here to provide entertainment for us! I’m Bob Daniels and tonight I’m accompanied by Pierce Kingmaker and EWNCW legend Bodom!

Pierce Kingmaker: It’s been a long way to get to this show, a ride full of emotions, and here we are! I’m really excited to witness and comment tonight’s show.

Bodom: Yes, he have an action-packed card tonight, great athletes and hot rivalries to be solved here in Boston.

BD: We want to thank AirBourne for being here performing the PPV’s theme, and to kick things off, the Ignition title match.

PK: Five different styles converge in a gruesome match like the King of the Mountain.

Bod: These guys have no love for each other, as shown last Inferno, so this match will definitely be epic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkbjP9pZZQw

*Lots of booing from the crowd*

JM: From the Arkham Asylum, Grind_Bastaaaaaaaaaaaard!

*Grind runs down the ramp with the barb wired baseball bat*

BD: This match fits this guy, don’t you think?

Bod: The guy’s a psycho and a force not to be denied, but he never capitalized his chances. He still has to impress me.

PK: I feel tonight’s his night!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3ouX_mM23o

*Sort of mixed reaction by the crowd*

JM: From Boulder, Nevada, Damyan Bloooooooooooodstooooooooooooooone!

BD: I like this guy’s chances tonight!

PK: Too much talking about a new era, how can you build one when you look like a 10 year old?

Bod: The guy’s has shown skills, Pierce, but if he really wants to strat his own era, the time is now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoTs-M4_RqI

*General booing*

JM: From South Park, Mint Berry Cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunch!

PK: It’s crunch time, folks!

Bod: How can you take this jerk seriously, Pierce?

BD: He’s been on a roll, and can be the underdog here.

Bod: Are you kidding me?

http://i49.tinypic.com/f44j0j.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zESU5...layer_embedded

*Huge pop from the crowd*

JM: From Boston Massachussets, Ryan “The Freak” Weeeeeeeeeeeeellsssss!

BD: No doubt anbout who’sthe fan favourite tonight.

PK: He’s been great, but he has to prove that he is a champ.

Bod: He speaks he wrestles for the fans. What better moment than this to back his words with actions?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4WZiEXd7Y0

*Deafening boos from the crowd*

BD: Well, the champion has been acting weird these weeks, he says he doesn’t want the title!

Bod: He wants to move to a higher level, but I think he’ll keep it.

PK: All hail the King! The King is the champ!

Bod: *facepalms*

(King Strem = AJ/ Bloodstone= Raven/ Grind=Abyss/ Wells = Waltman/ MBC= Monty Brown)



BD: I can’t believe it! Bloodstone is the new champ!

Bod: You’d betgter start believing it, he won the match!

PK: Grind was close to avoid it, but he couldn’t, what a shame!

BD: Looks like the Era of Bloodstone has really come!

Bod: He still has to prove he’s a worthy champion.

[Tommy Thunder]

BD: Next up folks we have Istvan Gretzky’s open challenge!



JS: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, from Warsaw, Poland, Istvan GRETTTSKYIIIIII!

*Gretsky makes his way to the ring while flexing biceps for some of the ladies*

Bodom: This guy walks out the same way I used to!

BD: Haha! Istvan is quite the ladies man!

IG: Jak siemasz! My Name 'a Istvan, Istvan Gretzky.. Ladies call me zee big "Red Hot" Istvan Grertzky! Istvan would likes at this time to make challenge because Istvan is master at catch-as-catch-can grapples matches, Kurwa! Now Istvan has nobody to answer challenge because you are all scared of the son of mother Poland! I have focus and American women will not distract my domination plans because if you come out you will be humiliated for all to see on grandest stage in EWCN! ...kurwa! So be reay for vascular..



BD: Wait, is that?!..... I think that’s Markus Beerstein!! A world renowned talent!! He’s been tearing it up everywhere he’s been, and now it seems he’s here in EWNCW!!

MB: You want a challenge, haha! Well, you got one!

*Jason McManus is waving for a ref to come out*

PK: Markus Beerstein has accepted the challenge laid out by Istvan Gretsky!

BD: Well this is very exciting, and Gretzky looks genuinely worried here!! Here comes a ref to start this match!

(Beerstein=Alex Wright, Gretsky=Y2J)



JM: The winner of this match, Markus Beerrrrrrrsteinnnnnnnnnnn!

Bodom: WOW!! I was sure Istvan had this one in the bag!

PK: Tremendous win for Markus Beerstein! I can't wait to see more from this guy! I wonder what will come of Gretsky?!

BD: I am sure we haven't seen the last of Istvan Gretsky, that's for sure! But the big story here is Markus Beerstein debuting in EWNCW!!

[Tommy Thunder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaDy9guX16E

BD: Up next perhaps one of the most personal feuds I think we have ever seen these two have legitimate heat and completely hate each other Bodom I know you’ll be pulling for Russo Swerve

Bods: Indeed I am I think Jordan1995 is a coward and a moron

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0&ob=av3e

PK: These two have been incredibly destructive recently causing a lot of Damage

Bods: The amount these two have had to pay in damages is almost as much as my pay check

BD: and how much do you get paid?

*Kingmaker and Daniels look at Bodom inquisitively*

Bods: Hey I am major star!

BD: Right!

PK: It’s time for the introductions

JMcM: Boston It is time for you to witness the Steel Cage Match introducing first from Durham England he is JORDAAAANN NINETEEN NINETEEN FIIIVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

And his opponent from the Russo Family Home in NEW YORK CITEYYY he is RUUUSSSSOOOOO SWERVEEEEE!!!!!!!

BD: the stage is set lets get this one underway.


Russo Swerve/Mr Anderson vs Jordan1995/Kurt Angle




BD: and it’s a victory for Jordan1995 he finally defeats his rival.

PK: Bodom you have to admit Jordan1995 deserved this showed what he can really do!

Bods: I am speechless

*Nyron walks down the stage as the cage is lifted*

BD: Now what does this guy want!?

*Nyron gets in the ring stares down Jordan he looks over at a bloodied Russo Swerve, Jordan is speaking to Nyron but we can’t hear. Russo gets fragilely back to his feet Nyron squares up to Jordan1995*

Russo Swerve: Hit him right no…

*Nyron decks Russo Swerve to the floor and raises Jordna1995’s hand!!*

PK: This is a moment

BD: I guess it was Russo’s destiny to end up with a black eye Bodom

[Tommy Thunder]

BD: And up next we have a match for the EWNCW Tag Team Championship!

Bodom: Yes and I predict the Collective will retain their titles!

PK: I have to disagree Bodom and say that it has been a long time coming since the Force of Greatness were world champions! Do you doubt the Force because Darth Vader will not be happy with you!!

Bodom: Okayyy, *shakes head and rolls eyes*

JM: This next match is for the EWNCW World Tag Team Championship!



JM: First, the contenders, hailing from Doncaster, England, The Force of GREATNESSSSSSSS!

*Matt and Tai make their way to the ring while high fiving fans*

BD: These guys may be all smiles now but once they enter the ring they will be all business!



JM: The EWNCW Tag Team Champions of the world, Thhhhhhhhhhhe Colllllllllectivvvvvvvvve!

*The Collective members stare straight at the ring as they walk towards it*

Bodom: Come on boys, you got this!

BD: I thought we were supposed to be impartial!

Bodom: Huh, thought wrong!

(Collective=Road Warriors, FOG=Hart Foundation)



JM: Here are your winner and STILLLLL EWNCW World Tag Team Champions, Thhhhhhhhhhhe Colllllllllectivvvvvvvvvvve!

Bodom: I really need to start playing the lottery! I am on FIRE!

PK: Cool your jets Bodom! Well, congrats are in order for The Collective!

BD: That's right! The Force gave it their all but The Collective were the better team tonight!

[Tommy Thunder]

BD: Destiny’s Calling continues now with the final bout of the Best of 5 series between Krystian Krysys and William Carlin

PK: I feel this can steal the show tonight, I’ve been waiting all the weekend for this match, and I hope this turns into a classic.

Bod: I have to give credit where credit’s due, these two have put four excellent matches, and I’m sure this won’t be no different.

JM: This match is set for one fall, and it is the final match of the Best of Five series.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnYa0...layer_embedded

*Huge pop from the crowd*

JM: From Las Vegas, Nevada, “The Saint” Kryyyyyyyyyyyystian Kryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyysyyyyyyyyysssss!

BD: An amazing competitor The Saint.

PK: Indeed, he was about to defeat Dimension, and now he can win this feud.

Bod: I don’t like that Straight Edge thing much, but the guy is a hell of a worker, that’s for sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W55Sm...layer_embedded

*Boos from the crowd*

JM: From Toledo, Ohio, the superior technician, William Caaaaaaaaaaaaarliiiiiiiiiiin!!!!

BD: A sound, technical guy, don’t you think?

Bod: But lasrt Thursday he showed he’s better with the mouth shut!

PK: No question about his in ring abilities, let’s see how focused he is.

(Krysys = ironically, Samoa Joe/ Carlin= ironically, CM Punk)




BD: Krysys gets the win!

PK: What a match!

Bod: Both guys delivered, but in the end Krysys gets the job done here.

BD: well, Bodom, Carlin had his mouth shut, but he lost.

Bod: Despite his loss, he was focused and gave his best. However, Krysys was superb tonight, and this win will be huge for him.

PK: I told you, these two could steal the show.

Bod: There’s still a lot to come, though, but the match has been great.

[Tommy Thunder]

[Tommy Thunder]

*The Cell is alight and the demonic music haunts the awe inspired audience*

BD: Thank you very much Airbourne! The crowd are loving our Aussie rockers here!! There it is folks The Hell in a Cell Structure.

*The Cell starts to lower at a slow but frightening pace*

BD: For the second time in the History of this company its time to witness something just brutal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw&ob=av3e

Bods: Think of all the sick things we have seen Solla do over this past year. And now this nut case is going to share a playground with the devil.

BD: your right Bods… hang on where is pierce?

*Bodom and Daniels look down at Pierce crouched under the table with his head slanted at an angle*

PK: Just um… checking the ah… el… electrics

Bodom: Thanks man

PK: that’s ok hate for their to be a malfunction on the biggest show of the Year

JMcM: The Following match is a Hell in a Cell match introducing first from the Bowels of Hell making his Hell in a Cell Return the Albino Rhino SOOOOLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP4w5Vd6alo&

*Crowed Irrupts*

BD: and what an ovation for the unique Mark Dimensions this man is really like nothing we’ve seen before

Bods: Oh this one is going to truly be the Battle of the Beasts!!!

PK: Indeed I mean I am glad these two brutes are locked inside that Cell

JMcM: and his opponent for the Interior of the Exterior he is the one the only MARK DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Solla/Undertaker vs Mark Dimensions/Brock Lesner




BD: and your winner is Mark Dimensions

PK: I am lost for words that was a WAR and out and out WAR

Bods: This Mark Dimensions has a very bright future indeed although his immediate future he might want to consider an ice pack and some stitches!

BD: Dimensions remains undefeated he is still the Last ALIVE!!!

[Tommy Thunder]

BD: The next match we have for you is the International championship match between Billy McCoy and Seth Ferrell. This should be a great one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57FcwUoCdmQ

J McM: The following match is for the EWNCW International championship!! Introducing first, the challenger, from the sandy banks off the Nile, ‘The Great Pharaoh’, Sethhhhhhhh Feerrrrrrrrrelllllllll!!!

Bod: Well we’ve all had the pleasure of watching this guy tear it up here in EWNCW, and I have to say, I’ve always been impressed by his work.

BD: Indeed, one of the better technical wrestlers on the roster, but he’s failed to taste gold since loosing the Ignition championship some time ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMpBty9OFD4

J McM: And from Devon, England, the EWNCW International champion, Billyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy McCooooooooooooyyyyyy!!!

PK: McCoy has been on a roll with that International championship. He’s held it for so long, and it’s hard to see him loosing it here tonight.

BD: Very true, I’m pretty sure I’m right in saying that McCoy is now the longest reigning International champion in EWNCW history, surpassing the reign of Tommy Thunder. That’s some feat!

Bod: I have faith in Ferrell to do something about that though. It’s about time the Phaoh got some gold again.

RVD = McCoy / Benjamin = Ferrell




BD: And Billy McCoy has done it!! He’s retained!!

Bod: An excellent match there, and McCoy, as much as it pains me to say, deserves this.

PK: True. Ferrell put up an excellent fight, but he just couldn’t get it done in the end

[Tommy Thunder]

BD: We’re moving swiftly on to the Iron man match between Seraphim and Primus Khan now. This should be something special!



J McM: The following is an Iron man match!! Introducing first, straight down from heaven, Seraphiiiiiiiim!!!

Bod: I like this guy, or rather I liked him until he turned soft a few weeks back.

PK: Well you have to say that he’s in good form. He won the battle of the newcomers at ‘Day of Reckoning’, and he’s been in pretty good shape since then.



J McM: And his opponent, from the vast plains of Mongolia, Primuuuuusssssss Khaaaaaaaaaan!!!

Bod: This is another excellent young talent there in EWNCW. He’s done a great job since debuting a couple of months back.

BD: True, but a revitalized Seraphim here will prove to be a tough contest for him, especially in an Iron man match. Let’s see how this one turns out!

HBK = Seraphim / Bret Hart = Primus Khan


BD: My God!! What have we just witnessed?! Honestly one of the best matches in EWNCW history!!

Bod: That was special Bob, an excellent match, and Seraphim must be on top of the world right now!

PK: When you go in a match like that, it feels good to come out on top! I can’t imagine the disappointment Khan must be thinking though.