OFFICIAL EWNCW Inferno Thread

**Tommy Thunder** · 12-10-2011, 04:14 PM

Bob Daniels: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to tonight’s special edition of Thursday Night Inferno, live from New Orleans, Louisiana! And not only that, but after the announcement that was made earlier in the week, this is also the final episode of Inferno until further notice, putting both EWNCW shows on hold! Here to guide you through tonight’s action is yours truly Bob Daniels, with me tonight at the announcers table as usual is Pierce Kingmaker, and joining us all the way from Monday Night Rage is EWNCW legend Bodom!

Bodom: That's right Bob, but I’m not the only guy from Rage gracing you with his presence tonight, the entire roster came with me! And boy have we got a great show in store for the lucky fans tonight, both rosters will be in action tonight, including some cross brand matches being rumoured!

Pierce Kingmaker: Let’s not forget about Fallout two weeks ago which delivered some fantastic matches, and even threw in the surprise appearance of uninvited guest The Sandman from JBW! I can't believe he got involved in the match between Silver Cena and Solla!

BD: He did just that Pierce, for those of you who didn't catch Fallout, let me just repeat that for you, The Sandman of JBW actually came to Fallout and attacked both Silver Cena and Solla in their match. Well I don't need to tell you what happened next as the entire wrestling world was shaken to its very core at the JBW PPV Expect The Unexpected when the entire EWNCW roster invaded JBW looking for revenge which led to a mass brawl!

PK: Also don’t forget that there is a special guest appearing here tonight!! We have no idea who, but I’m sure we’ll find out sooner rather than later!!

Bod: Hold that thought Pierce, it looks like we're about to get this show on the road with Inferno GM Nathan Staples and Rage GM John Cleverly.

PK: Here comes the Baws! ... And the other Baws! Hopefully they're going to shed some light on tonight’s show, and the future! What’s happening? And why are both shows being put on hold?!

BD: Whatever they have to say, I’m sure it's going to have a last effect on EWNCW!

Nathan Staples: Good evening New Orleans! How are you all doing tonight?

*The crowd erupts into a sea of cheering and applause*

NS: Glad to hear it, welcome to tonight’s special edition of Inferno, tonight as advertised will be a Supershow involving members from both rosters, and the final episode of Inferno until further notice!

John Cleverly: Damn right Nathan, tonight we are bringing you the best that EWNCW has to offer!

*The crowd cheers again for the two men in the ring, signalling their approval for the announcement.*

NS: Now, before we get into tonight’s show, John and I have decided to come out here to address what happened at Fallout, and at the recent JBW PPV Expect The Unexpected.

JC: Indeed, as you may be aware, our main event at Fallout was rudely interrupted by a member of JBW who goes by the name of The Sandman. We believe this to be a reprisal to a similar event that took place a few months ago, conducted by EWNCW superstar Tommy Thunder.

NS: Correct John, now as you all know, we here at EWNCW aren't the type who will just let an attack like that go unanswered, we so took the liberty or arranging a little payback for the JBW boys. This past weekend, the EWNCW Superstars led an all out invasion against JBW to exact our swift and brutal revenge, and let’s just say we brought the roof down. However, instead of surrendering as we fully expected JBW to do, they have instead decided to grow a backbone and war has been declared by both companies. And that’s the reason why we announced earlier in the week that Rage and Inferno will be on hold until further notice. That's right ladies and Gentlemen, EWNCW and JBW are going to WAR!

*The crowd scream with joy, the noise is deafening, an event like this doesn't come around often.*

JC: But that's not all, after some negotiations with the JBW leadership, it has been decided that EWNCW will compete against JBW at THREE official PPV events, to determine which company can lay claim to the right to call themselves the best wrestling business in the world. And needless to say Nathan, but we firmly expect that our talents will easily put down the challenge of a lesser federation.

NS: EWNCW is going to destroy JBW! But onto tonights Supershow. Whilst we wage war against JBW, we want each and every one of you and all the fans at home to know that we're not going to forget about you or our wrestlers. Tonight we are going to be giving our talent the chance to stand up and be counted, so that once this ugly affair is over we will know the direction that we will be taking.

JC: So now, onto tonight’s action, first up we will be having...

[COLOR="blue"]BD: Hold that thought John, here comes TBOZ, and I guess he's not quite ready to get this show on the road![/COLOR

Bod: TBOZ had a great night at Fallout, making Rich tap out and getting the victory, he's been after a shot at Silver Cena and he's done himself real justice lately.

PK: I can really get behind a guy like TBOZ, he's got aggression, style and attitude.

TBOZ: Gentleman, Gentleman, sorry to interrupt but let's put this "Cross-fed" war aside a moment and address a real dilemma.

At the last PPV, Fallout, I defeated Rich Cranium. Now, I believe SilverCena doesn't have an opponent since he defeated Solla.

Now, surely an executive decision should be made here. I won the most high-profile match outside of a title bout, and the champ needs a big time opponent to face tonight?

Better still, how good will the posters look for the war, with me holding our title belt. I mean, do you want this dim-witted oaf to be the face of the most anticipated moment in e-fed history? Or do you want someone who has proven he not only has the talent, but has the subsidence to back it up.

So, when can I expect my title shot?

*The crowd start to boo and hurl abuse at TBOZ, they're not sure he deserves his shot*

TBOZ: But before you answer, lets address our other little problem shall we? Hey JBW! It's TBOZ, the one who can pinpoint exactly why you suck.

You don't have me. You have washed up rappers, poor excuses for honourable Asian men, champions that make their belts look like a prize in a happy meal and blabber-mouths who should really know their place.

I mean, you even had a former EWNCW member throw a hissy fit, as he usually does, and yet you gifted him a championship, then all jumped on him.

Hurrah, you succeeded where we did several months ago.

Promo videos? Really? I started that 4 months ago, and Will Carlin has done more than you can count.

And you grew out of the ass of one of the biggest a-holes I have ever seen. He may be gone, but the stench still remains.

What it boils down to, is the fact you think you are the best, but you are always doing things second. Don't you think that's a bit contradictory?

Oh and before I go, TBOZ > MassDenialOfHisSub-StandardJBWBrand.

BD: It's Rich Cranium! I knew it had to be a matter of time before Rich came out here, TBOZ demands a title shot at Silver Cena so I’m sure Rich has something to say about it!

Bod: These two have been going at it since before Destinys Calling when TBOZ returned and cost Rich a match against Gillz for the world title.

Rich: Hang on a minute there TBOZ, did I just hear you correctly? You actually think that you deserve a match against Silver Cena for his title? I got news for you buddy, you may have beaten me at Fallout, and I give you props for that, but lets face it you're still the weakest member of GodMoney, you always were and you always will be.

*The crowd cheers for Rich as he puts his foot down with authority.*

RC: Let me take you down memory, to back before Destinys Calling, I was wrestling for the opportunity to fight Gillz for the World Heavyweight Title, and where were you? Scheming and plotting like a little bitch behind my back to steal everything I had ever worked for. That's the kinda bullshit those piss ant cowards over at JBW would pull, attacking someone from behind because face to face you know they just can't hack it.

*More cheers for Rich, the crowd really getting behind him.*

RC: So I’m sure even someone with an intellect as small as yours TBOZ should realise that what I’m saying is, that if anyone here deserves a shot at Silver Cena, it's Rich Cranium. Because if it wasn't for you TBOZ, I’d be wearing that belt right now, and not Cena. I would look immensely more impressive on the EWNCW vs JBW posters than you with the belt around my waist, so John, Nathan, let me as you, when am I getting MY shot?

PK: Rich brings up some valid points there, but maybe he's just living in the past too much.

Bod: Well, TBOZ did make him tap out last night so I’m siding with him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw&ob=av3e

BD: Here comes Solla! The ring is getting crowded and we're only 10 minutes into the show so far!

**Tommy Thunder** · 12-10-2011, 04:16 PM

PK: Solla cannot be happy with losing the match against Silver Cena at Fallout two weeks ago, but not only that he was attacked by The Sandman too!

Bod: Solla is the kind of guy i'd hate to be in the ring with when he's angry, TBOZ and Rich need to watch their backs here.

Solla: I've had ENOUGH of listening to the bitching of lesser men! You both come out here, both laying claim to something that belongs to NEITHER of you! Two weeks ago at Fallout I was screwed over by TWO men, I had Cena dead and buried before that piece of shit Sandman got involved. And to add insult to injury, Seraphim stuck his nose where it didn't belong by attacking me in a match that he should have had NO part in! I should have ripped his eyes off their stalks and fed them to pigs for attacking me! I deserve one more shot at the title, NO ONE has a better claim than me! I am the only man who can lead EWNCW to victory over JBW, only I can reach into their very chests and pull out their beating hearts, taking a bite in front of their eyes and spitting it back into their faces!!!

*The crowd boos as they clearly disagree with Solla, he turns and yells at the crowd*

Solla: Your opinions DO NOT matter to me, you're all nothing but pathetic hicks who haven't got a clue about this industry. I have been here too long without being given the respect and opportunities that I deserve! Now Mr Cleverly... ANSWER ME! When am I getting my next shot against Cena!?

*These Voices hits; Seraphim stands at the top of the stage listening to Solla rant about being screwed over at Fallout by him. Having had enough, he marches down the ramp to a thundrous pop from the crowd for his actions at the PPV.*

BD: This just gets better and better, it's Seraphim!

Bod: Seraphim had no business laying hands on Solla at Fallout, he cost him the match AND he should have made sure Sandman couldn't have got involved.

PK: Seraphim did progress further than Rich and TBOZ in the recent tournament on Rage however, surely he's got a better claim than either of those guys.

Seraphim: Woah there, Solla, no one here cheated you out of anything. I called that match straight down the middle. If you WANT to complain about being screwed over, blame those sons of bitches over at JBW for coming in and interrupting the match. But see, they are gonna get what's coming to them, their whole company shall feel the wrath of these Voices just like you and Cena did at Fallout.

*He looks at each of the men in the ring, focusing on TBOZ and Rich*

Seraphim: Look here fellows, it's like this. I made it further than either of you did. Did I not? I took you out TBOZ, you pathetic excuse for a GOD, and then Rich took the fall next. Solla was the only one that managed to survive the wrath of these voices, just like Cena and Solla did. Both of them caught The Fallen for their troubles. Now, you two can both get out of my ring while I finish kicking Solla's ass for talking shit. And if you, TBOZ, have a problem with that, then you can certainly meet me in the parking lot, the back, or hell we can do this right now; I have no problem beating your ass out here in front of all these lovely people.

Then I'll turn around and kick Rich's ass, then Solla's ass, then I'll climb the highest mountain, give Cena the ass whooping of a lifetime, take the belt and then beat his ass again.

*With each name he turns and points at each of the men*

Seraphim: Then JBW I'm going to come and kick ALL of your asses, whether or not these people right here are behind me or not. You interrupted my match, now it's time for me to show you the wrath.

*There's a stand off in the ring as all four men stare each other down, the two GMs consult each other quickly and step in between them.*

NS: After consultation with my counterpart John Cleverly here's what we're going to do. TBOZ, you bring up an excellent point, you beat Rich at Fallout and so yes you deserve a title shot!

*TBOZ applauds the decision and nods his head towards the GM's*

NS: However.. Rich ALSO has a good point, he may well have become the champ by now if it wasn't for your constant interference, so Rich deserves a title shot too! So here's how it's going to go down, TBOZ, Rich.. tonight you will BOTH face Silver Cena for his title in a triple threat match!

*The crowd goes berserk after the announcement, what a match that's going to be!*

JC: Now as for you two, Solla and Seraphim, it looks like you have unfinished business with each other so you're going to go one on one with each other to settle your differences.. and that match is happening.. right now! Clear the ring!

*TBOZ and Rich head to the back escorted by security reluctantly as both GM's follow them, a referee runs to the run and we're ready to begin tonights action*

**Tommy Thunder** · 12-10-2011, 04:21 PM

BD: What a blockbuster announcement, TBOZ, Rich and Cena later on, Solla and Seraphim right now!

(Solla/Abyss vs Seraphim/Kazarian)

BD: Seraphim has done it, he's managed to pin Solla!

Bod: I can't believe it, Solla looked like he had him dead to rights.

PK: Solla was looking dominant tonight, but Seraphim somehow managed to outsmart him!
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*outside a limo pulls up*

BD: Oh my, this must be the special guest arriving!! I wonder who it is!! Dick Thompson mentioned something about Guy Smith...

Bod: Shut up Bob, and let’s just see!

BD: What the?!?!?!?! Is that?!?!?!?! KEVIN MATTHEWS?!?!?!

Bod: what the hell is that son of a bitch doing here?!?!

PK: But I thought he was contracted with JBW?!?!

BD: That man was fired fro EWNCW months ago after losing the EWNCW World Heavyweight title!!!

Bod: But the real question is, what is he doing back here?!?!

BD: I guess we’ll have to wait and find out later!!!
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*A video plays on the titantron*

The focus of the camera shifts to the big screen...A pair of intimidating menacing eyes...one solid white and the other red..strangely appear on the screen...staring coldly...

A video plays of a massive,freakishly ripped figure,covered in red green and black dark gothic and tribal tattoos,wearing a black leather jacket over a black shirt with "VENOM KNIGHT" in large dripping blood red letters, black fingerless gloves and black long pants with chains hanging from both sides of them and a severely bloodstained hockey mask and black steel toe combat boots.

The man is shown walking through dark woods,crumbling branches underfoot in the night.

Ravens fly and caw loudly as he continues when starts playing in the background.

The word:" UNBREAKABLE." flashes across the screen in red now as the man now is walking down a dark alley,approaching from behind as raccoons hiss and take off,running frantically in the other direction,knocking garbage cans all around as he draws nearer...the moonlight illuminating his shape in the pitch darkness.

"SAVAGE BRUTALITY" now appears in the middle of the screen in red letters before hes shown walking down a long concrete bridge in the middle of the night as the brisk night air blows throughout the area...Traffic stops and piles up running into each other as everyone is shocked and frightened be the appearance of this out of this world behemoth...Lightning strikes in the background as the "NO BIAS...NO MERCY...NO FRIENDS...NO PRISONERS...NO BLACK AND WHITE...ONLY BEHEADINGS" flashes in dripping red.

More lightning strikes as thunder crackles as he crosses a field that's been set ablaze by the lightning showers,burning massively in the night behind him.

"FEAR ALL THOSE WHO MAY OPPOSE HIM FOR HE SHALL HAVE NO REMORSE IN YOUR SLAYING." shows across the screen now as blood runs vigorously from the letters...Its now pouring down raining outside in a terrible storm as the man approaches a large lit up arena and he stands for a moment looking before letting out a deep chilling breath then out of nowheres kicks out the glass of the door and then rips it right off the hinges and lifts it,flinging it back overhead as he enters the now open,ajar arena...As the door flys past the camera the letters:"EWNCW" are clearly visible on the front of it...

"THE VENOM KNIGHT ANO DOOM:HERE TO SEE IT FIT THAT ANY MAN WOMAN OR BEING OF ANY SORT FACE FINAL JUDGEMENT BEFORE HIM IF THEY DO NOT TAKE HEED OF HIS QUEST...THE JBW MUST HEED HIS WARNING FOR THEIR FUTILE ATTEMPTS AT ALLIANCE DO NOT FOOL HIM...THEY ARE SELF CONCERNED WITH THEIR OWN GREATNESS AND THIS SHALL UTTERLY BE THEIR ULTIMATE DOWNFALL AS THEY FALL BEFORE HIM" spills on the screen in blood red letters as the entire video fades out from the titantron mysteriously as lightning abruptly strikes the middle of the stage

**Tommy Thunder** · 12-10-2011, 04:26 PM

*back at the commentary table*

BD: Wow, some scary stuff there. That was of course the demonic Ano Doom folks, who’s been very dominant since appearing in EWNCW. And we all saw that on Sunday at Fallout!

Bod: Sure did, he nearly beat team Rage single headedly. If it weren’t for Drams and Grind, we would have lost!

PK: Don’t forget that Doom did however destroy The Great Cobra after the match! Man, I got chills watching that!

BD: And here are the destructive force that are Domination!

PK: They won the titles from The Collective on Sunday, and they look truly unstoppable!!

Geiger: ……………………..

Busmer: Hey Geigs your Mic on

Geiger: Yeah Yeah keep your panties on

Busmer: that’s boxers Geig

Geiger: Whatever big foot I was just admiring the reaction of this unrelenting, lacklustre bunch of idiots the EWNCW like to refer to as ‘FANS’ *fans chant The Freaks are gonna get ya* We told you exactly what was going to happen like we are psychics or something which we are not, we merely know how good we are and how bad the opposition is * huge you suck chants* Now at least the sexy alpha males gave us a sweat, a work out perhaps but the fact that we had to defeat the collective to win the titles is a complete shambles and disgraces the EWNCW at a time it can ill afford to be disgraced

Busmer: That’s right and the roster may not like us either does management and certainly you bogons hate us, *You are a winker chant kicks in* but we all have to put our differences aside because the JBW hierarchy and I hope your watching, think they can just send a second rate wrestler over to invade our PPV and think there is going to be no retribution, well that isn’t happening on our watch got it?

Geiger: Freak Inc what you did was despicable and shows that your just as bad as the other tag teams around here are but I tell you what, id pay a couple of hundred to see the freaks drink the red juice of Romes for a cup o hours. And JBW You may have landed the first shot but as long as we have anything to say about this war at best for you guys, is going to end with JBW being the EWNCW version of WWE Superstars, at worst, well…. Yu will no longer exist and for all your hard work and all your accomplishments at the end of it all you will look back at the sandmans actions at fallout and realise that’s the beginning of the end of Jay-Bee-Doubleu

BD: What Freak Inc did was despicable, but these guys out here deserved it.

Bod: What the hell are you talking about? What Freak Inc did was GREAT; they are going to RUN EWNCW's tag division.

PK: Well, if you two are done here comes the Collective out to settle this thing here and now.

Captain Howdy: Cut the music! Cut the damn music before I come find you & shove ya little soundboard up ya ass! This is not the night to fuck with me! See at Fallout, SG & myself got screwed out of our titles by some little pricks named Dominatrix or something like that. Well listen up bitches, that was a damn FLUKE! So what I suggest you idiots do is get your narrow asses to this ring & get ready to fight. Me & Surge, we're gonna get what's ours. You can do a number of things, but you CAN NOT stop the inevitable boys! Now, bring us our titles or be prepared to pay the consequences.

And on another note, I've caught wind that the Jackass Bitch Wrestling pricks are trying to stir shit here in EWNCW. Well you listen to me you miserable shits, this is OUR turf! I don't give a happy damn who you are, you don't frig around here and expect us to lay down! And by us, I mean the Collective, we run things around here. Whenever you boys get ready for some, we're ready ANY TIME! What do ya say Surge?

Surgeon General: No jodas con nosotros!

Jason: Ladies and Gentlemen in attendance, I present to you, first in this corner; from the Heart of the Sickness, THE COLLECTIVE. And to my right, I present you the EWNCW Tag-Team Champions, from the Land of Destruction, DOMINATION!

Los Aviadores(Domination) vs The Usos(The Collective)

BD: And Domination do it!! An excellent victory again!

Bod: A hard fought match, but Domination continue to be dominant.

PK: I see what you did there! The Collective need to go back to the drawing board after this. But with this cross fed event happening, who knows what’s happening next!!

**Tommy Thunder** · 12-10-2011, 04:30 PM

BD: I’m told that up next we have 2 new EWNCW talents debuting, so let’s get straight on to see who these guys are!

BD: So this man here is Sweet Jones! From Las Vegas, he goes about 6”6, and a lean 210lbs. A meterosexual ladies man or so I’m told!

Bod: What on earth is this clown wearing?! Are those pink leather pants?!

PK: He looks like he’s just come off some beach somewhere!

BD: Let’s see what the guy has to say!

SJ: Wow I’m finally here I’m finally on the big stage EWNCW.

*crowd cheers*

SJ: I know you don’t know who I am. Allow me to introduce myself I’m every ladies dream and every mans nightmare I’m Sweet Jones. The 23 year old sensation from Las Vegas that has the look and body that every man wants.

*men start to boo*

SJ: Now don’t let the name fool you I’m a ass kicking machine. I didn’t come here to make friends I came here because this is the place to be. I’m only 23 years old which makes me the future of this company. *A man in the crowd yells you suck* And so does your lady. Now before I blow you all away with my debut I wanna get something off my sexy chest. JBW now that I’m a part of EWNCW I have a problem with you all. Your nothing but a 3rd rate company with no talent whatsoever. Back yard wrestling has more talent than you guys I mean you all are just pathetic.

*Crowd cheers*

SJ: Hey don’t cheer for me I don’t need your support just your ladies hahaha. Ladies I know I’m sexy and all but please stop fantasizing about me in front of your jealous men cause I don’t wanna have to punch one of them in the mouth for hating. Now enough of the small talk bring out my opponent.

BD: And here is his opponent. Chris King. A former NCAA football player and collegiate wrestler from Pitsburgh.

Bod: Well let’s see what this punk has to say.

CK: Ladies and Gentleman my name is Chris King, tonight I make my debut in EWNCW. For those of you who don't know me, I do two things, entertain the audience, and Kick asses. In my debut match I get to wrestle a Ladies man who looks and acts like Man's Lady, and although that is important, what's more important is this Federation war between JBW and EWNCW. I checked out JBW a while back when I was looking for work, and I swear to god I almost threw up, what kinda bullshit is that? There a buncha talentless hacks who think they own the Wrestling business, turns out they don't, and they never will, especially with me now being on the EWNCW Roster, JBW needs to slow their role before shit goes down, now, back to mandude, I'm going to kick you so hard in your face your family won't recognize you, let's do this

BD: Well a slightly more serious approach shall we say? Let’s see who comes out on top here!

(Dynamite Kid = Chris King / Brutus Beefcake = Sweet Jones)
(ignore post match beating)

BD: King does it!! He needed the rollup victory, but he did it!

Bod: An impressive display from both there.

PK: Jones and King are stars to look out for in the Ignition division I’m sure! It’ll be interesting to see where they fit in the cross fed war!

**Tommy Thunder** · 12-10-2011, 04:35 PM

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**Tommy Thunder** · 12-10-2011, 04:46 PM

BD: We continue with some tag team action right now.

PK: The Sky High Bastards are facing an unknown team.

Bod: Those guys disrespected Rage when refused to join Team Rage for Fallout, so I expect that whoever faces them beats their sorry asses.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdmfVyPrqcc

*Crowd boos*

JM: This match is set for one fall! Coming to the ring, from London, England, The Sky High Bastards!

BD: The Bastards startedwell, but they haven’t been lucky as of late.

Bod: Simply put, they are not as talented as they say, and their arrogance makes people hate them.

PK: And who will face them?

*Crowd heavily boos*

JM: One of their opponents, from Toledo, Ohio, The Superior technician, Williaaaaaaaaaaaam Carliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!

PK: What?

BD: Carlin is not a part of a tag team!

Bod: It doesn’t mean he can find a partner, don’t you think? Besides, the guy has a mic in hand, so he’ll probably explain.

Carlin: Hey, I know that I shouldn’t be here, but remember, this is a Supershow, so everybody in the roster is invited, right?

*Crowd still boos him*

WC: Boo me if you want but I’m right!

*More boos*

WC: Anyway, let’s get to the point. I lost against Krysys, props to him because it was a hell of a fight!

*Crowd cheers for Krysys and chants “Krysys beat you”*

WC: I know he did. So, now, I’m out of Inferno and in Rage. After my loss, I started to think I needed a new challenge. Something different from what I’ve been doing. And it came to me. Why not going into tag teaming? I want to know how well I can work on a team. Therefore, I started thinking of the perfect partner, and it easily came to mind. He had to have different abilities than mine, so we could complement each other. And the one that impressed me at Fallout was exactly what I wanted. So I went to him and said: Grind Bastard, I know you are not doing much on Rage, but you did a hell of a job choosing Team Rage, and getting the winning pinfall for your team. I wanna have you as my tag team partner. You bring the strength and power, I bring the technical ability. How does that sound?

*People day: it sounds awful!*

WC: He gave me a strange look, and after some seconds, kind of smiled and offered me his hand. I shook it and added I’ve got a name for us. He’s the Madness. I’m the one saying truths no one wants to hear, pretty much like the Fool in King Lear. The fool is a jester. Therefore, The Jesting Madness. He agreed, and here he is, to claim vengeance on those little SHB punks that dared to refuse entering Team Rage!

*Crowd boos*

JM: His tag team partner, from Arkham Asylum, GriiiiiiiiindBaaaaaaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaaard!

*Grind comes out running and as he gets next to Carlin, offers his fist for Carlin to hit it*

Bod: What a duo!

PK: How will they get along?

(Grind = Kane/ Carlin = RVD/ SHB = Dudleys, ignore Storm)

JM: Here are your winners, The Jesting Maaaaaaaaaaadneeeessssssssssssss!!!!

Bod:Awesome work for their first match together!

BD: They seem to be on the same page with ease.

PK: But they aren’t done!

*Grind has taken Bazooka and lifted him on his shoulders. Carlin climbs on the turnbuckle and hits the Doomsday Device*

PK: Awesome!

BD: That was unnecessary!

Bod: The action goes on!

*Toxic tries to make the save, but eats a clothesline by Grind. Carlin shouts “World Demise” while the crowd boos and Grind drags Toxic to the centre of the ring. Then Carlin performs the Cattle Mutilation and, at the same time, Grind puts the same fella into the Sharpshooter.Yells of pain from the fallen*

BD: OMG, they are killing him!

PK: They are making a statement, Bob!

Bod: Indeed they are. Both are aggressive, look focused, and waste no time in stupidities. I like these Jesting Madness, they’ll go far in the business if they keep like this.

*Finally Grind and Carlin release Toxic and celebrate in the ring*

**Tommy Thunder** · 12-10-2011, 04:53 PM

BD: Out comes Shaz here! He beat The Blue Flash at Fallout, a man who’s on a crusade to rid the EWNCW universe of evil!

Bod: Blah, blah, blah Bob! Shaz destroyed Flash at Fallout, and we all know who that clown is, it’s...

PK: Hey, let’s get on to see what Shaz has to say.

Shaz: Flash, is it me or do you talk trash?
You’re the saviour of EWNCW?
I don't know why you bother!
Listen, Fallout will be my night, as every night is! You fans are just total plebs! You danknow what I did to your so called 'hero' at Fallout. You know what happened to him? Your 'hero' just got battered. Flash, I just gave you an experience of what I will do to you at again and again and again if you persist to try and stand in my way! Because I am the legends of all legends, I am the best in the world at what I do, and there is nothing and I mean nothing! That can take that away from me! Especially not a wimp like you!

*crowd boo profusely*

Shaz: Oh yeah?! And you think that this place is the only place that isn’t safe?! Well you know that piece of crap burger palace JBW?! They ain’t gonna stand in ma way either!! Just like I took out the trash on The Blue Flash, I’ll take out the trash on every damn one of them that stands in ma way too!!

BD: And here he is!! Here comes EWNCW’s resident superhero!! The Blue Flash!!

PK: The Blue Flash is entertaining, and he’s on a mission here in EWNCW. It’s still early days for the superhero, but let’s give the guy a chance.

Bod: Oh please, don’t tell me you’re buying into this crap too?! Please God help me!!

BF: Citizen Shaz, at Fallout, you indeed did provide a trying test for The Blue Flash, and you came out victorious. But I warn you, don’t rest on your laurels, for this was only one battle won, in a raging war between The Blue Flash and the tyranny of evil men!

*crowd cheer*

BF: You see, the citizens of EWNCW don’t deserve to be treated like the dirt you treat them, since you are nothing but a bully. You have taken advantage of fallen foes, and reaped the benefits. I know what you seek. You seek the golden prize that is the Ignition championship! Well be sure to know this citizen Shaz, as long as The Blue Flash is in EWNCW, you will NOT taste the glorious taste of Ignition glory!!

*crowd pop, as Shaz frowns*

BF: But one thing you did get right citizen, you did mention a far greater evil that lurks upon EWNCW. You alluded to JBW, and the dark shadow that they cast upon us here. But have no fear citizens, for as long as The Blue Flash is here, the tyranny of evil such as JBW will never triumph!!

*crowd cheer*

BF: But for now, allow me to take on citizen Shaz once more on this special occasion!!

*crowd cheer*

BD: Alright! We’re going to see another Fallout rematch!

Bod: $10 says the same outcome. Nah, screw it, I’ll bet my mortgage on it!!

PK: I’ll take you up on that Bod.

BD: Oh, my! Seems there’s more riding on this match than we anticipated!

(Mike Knox = Shaz / Rey Mysterio = The Blue Flash)

BD: Oh man, and Shaz has been disqualified!!

PK: Wait, so that means... Flash wins!! Bodom, you owe me some money!!

Bod: It was a disqualification win, of course that nullifies the bet.

PK: Ahhh, screw you!!

BD: Back on topic. Shaz once again asserting how dangerous he is, and he will be a danger to JBW during this cross fed war!

**Tommy Thunder** · 12-10-2011, 05:00 PM

*Backstage*

Candyman: ... The Skill, The Look, the Charm

Nyron: ...That's right dad. We've got the connection to each other, the perfect communication, the time to plan. We have it all, and what do the rest of the teams have?

Candyman: Nothing on us boy, now let's get out of here, before I get the itch to whoop some ass.

*Candyman and Nyron begin to leave, turning down one of the hallways and bumping directly into the Upstarts. Nyron looks to his dad, his dad looks to the Upstarts, and a brawl ensues. One half of the Upstarts tosses Candyman against a wall, while Nyron busily stomps away at the other half of the Upstarts. Noticing his dad's predicament he rushes over to slam fists down on the head of the Upstart, before backstage producers, security, and other wrestlers break them up. The GM appears from around the corner, and starts yelling for them to calm down.*

GM: Damn it, you boys aren't going to do this out here. Take this shit to the ring. You're going to have a match right now.

*as everyone calms down, Cobra comes through and looks directly at the upstarts; giving them a dirty look that seems to restate what he said early about him taking revenge on them for their actions.*

TGC: I see your misfortune has already begun.

BD: What the hell was that? Fighting backstage those damn Upstarts.

Bod: What is your problem now, Daniels? Conquest was bragging and the Upstarts went back there and shut them the hell up!

PK: You both shut up, the GM is giving us a way to settle this; tonight we're going to have another tag-team match. Conquest vs the Upstarts. My money's on Conquest, they are young and hungry, plus their communication in the ring is bar none.
__________________________________________________ ______--

*after the break, both teams are in the ring ready*

Col Damien Sandow/Titus O'Niell(Conquest) vs Xavier Woods/Marcus Owens(Upstarts)

BD: And Conquest get the win in this revenge match from Sunday!

PK: Yeah, Conquest were on the winning team Rage then, and it’s happened again here tonight!

Bod: I have to say, I’ve not been a fan of the Candyman before, but he’s turning into quite the competitor!

**Tommy Thunder** · 12-10-2011, 05:04 PM

BD: Oh boy, here comes the Cobra commander himself, The Great Cobra!!

PK: Oh man, this guy embarrassed Inferno by leading his so called Cobra army to defeat against team Rage last Sunday!

Bod: Not only that, he was embarrassed after by Ano Doom and the rest of the team! What a mess, no wonder we won that match!

*The Great Cobra marches to the ring -- his music blaring out behind him as he does so. He makes a stop and snatches a mic from one of the ringside attendants and crawls in the ring*

TGC: JBW you attacked the EWNCW, you attacked my home. This shall never be forgiven, do you understand. I have given the EWNCW the full use of Cobra Army, and we shall strike with an unalienable fury. This is the last time you attack us, so bring us your best, so we can show you that we are better.

But...

The Cobra, the GREAT COBRA, is pissed. At Fallout, the Cobra army was betrayed by Ano Doom, the Upstarts, and that Kidd, Alex. Last night they failed the army and were all discharged with the promises of a Cobra-esque beatdown. But what did they do with the opporunity the Cobra Army offered them? They squandered it an turned against me.

Upstarts, you are weak, you are nothing -- you both had to attack me, after Ano Doom hit me with the Psycho Driver. The Cobra has something in store for you both. The Cobra Army shall never forget, we shall rise against you and squash whatever uprising you have planned.

Kidd, you are perhaps the most pathetic of them all, you wait until three men piled themselves against me before you attacked. A coward, a weakling, you mean nothing to me. The Cobra army haunts you already -- we, who dance upon the top of the world, aim now to step upon your hopes and dreams.

*He finally turns towards the ramp and starts to speak*

TGC: But the most vile, the most traitorous of them all, is none other than Ano Doom. A newbie in EWNCW. I offered him a nice position in Cobra army, I first came to him, before I went to the DownStops, and that Toddler, Alex. He betrayed me first. His heart Cobra's heart worst. Ano Doom Cobra make your life living hell now, do you understand that you freak? I shall destroy the Upstarts and Kidd, but you, I shall obliterate. You will not progress here, as long as Cobra stands.

You see Cobra will never forgive you for your insol--

BD: Ohhh man, here comes Ano Doom!! And just look at the face of The Great Cobra!!

PK: Yeah, his expression has completely changed. But there’s nowhere to go as Doom is now entering the ring!!

Bod: This will NOT end well, that, I can safely bet my mortgage on. Why on earth did Cobra chose to pick on Doom?!

(Kane = Ano Doom / Rico = The Great Cobra)
(ignore post match)

BD: Well, I guess you can keep your mortgage Bodom!

Bod: Thanks for pointing that out citano obvious!

PK: Ano Doom is one scary individual. JBW will be wise to stay clear of him!!