BD: Now, if you've been keeping up to date with Inferno Bodom.
Bodom: Not at all.
PK: But I watch Rage all the time!
Bodom: Well Rage is a great show, why wouldn't you watch it?
BD: Anyway.. you'd know that since Alex Kidd returned a couple weeks ago, he's taken exception to what Arthur Lansdale calls 'lessons' at the end of his matches. Role the footage.
*A quick vignette is shown of Lansdale conducting post match attacks during his last four matches. First against Harley McCartney and Captain Amazing, before standing arrogantly over them. Next, his attack on Flying Dutchman is shown, the music changes and highlights of Alex Kidd intervening and running Lansdale off is shown. The following week Alex Kidd is attacked post match by Lansdale after losing to Mr Mayhem Mike Hawk, and a reprisal attack of Kidd running Lansdale off again as he tried to attack The Great Cobra.*
BD: It's been heating up between these two, and it's set to get even worse tonight as they square off in the ring.
PK: This'll be Kidds first major match back from injury, something Arthur will know for sure, and no doubt he'll be targetting previously injured areas.
Bodom: Lansdale is one of the few guys I can actually tolerate watching from Inferno, everything about him just screams talent.
BD: So you're not concerned with his post match attacks week in week out?
Bodom: Like I tell Pentalion, it shows a killer instinct, attitude, both of which you need if you're ever going to hold a championship in this business.
JM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Manchester, England, Arthur Lansdale!
PK: Looks like we're ready to get the second match of the night underway, here comes the Mouth of Manchester himself.
BD: He's got a face like a smacked backside, Alex Kidd has really got underneath his skin, you can tell he's absolutely furious.
Bodom: I just can't believe this man isn't fighting for the Inferno Ignition Title, original name by the way, didn't you say he's won his last four matches?
PK: He deserves to be facing Ano Doom tonight, I really believe that Nathan Staples has a grudge against him.
*Lansdale and Ravensdell stride out in typical fashion. Lansdale waves his flag before handing it to the valet who accepts it gratefully before waving it around herself. The fans are clearly against him as usual, with anti-Lansdale chants and loud booing. Lansdale climbs up onto the apron as Ravensdell walks around the ring, he steps through the ropes and removes his jacket, handing it through the ropes to the woman, no talking tonight, just business.*
JM: And his opponent, from Sonora, Mexico, Alex Kidd!
BD: Big reaction for Kidd, the fans really showing that they will side with anyone who is willing to shut the man in the ring up.
Bodom: Attacking Lansdale from behind on two occassions as shown in the video earlier should be getting this man a much worse reaction, he's clearly a thug.
PK: Kidd's really only been doing what he believes in and that's standing up to people like Lansdale, but he really shouldn't have got involved with him.
BD: The only thug in this match is Lansdale, he claims to be classy, he claims to be better than everyone else, but at the end of the day he's nothing but a common thug.
*Kidd races out from the back to a good reaction from the crowd as they cheer his entrance. He walks down the ramp to the ring, high fiving a few fans before leaping up onto the apron and jumping over the top rope. Lansdale stares him down as he climbs the turnbuckle, the ref standing in his way to make sure he waits until the bell rings. Kidd turns around and the two trash talk each other before the ref calls for the bell.*
Arthur Lansdale/Williams vs Alex Kidd/Styles
(Ignore the ending)
BD: The fans are on their feet, Alex Kidd is going up top!
PK: High risk coming up, or crash and burn!
Bodom: Here he comes.. CRASH! Lansdale gets out of the way of the moonsault!
*Kidd launches himself off the top rope looking for a moonsault but Lansdale rolls out of the way as Kidd hits the canvas. Lansdale jumps up quickly and takes advantage, locking Kidd into the lebell lock. Kidd tries to fight, refusing to tap out, the fans try to help him but Lansdale won't let go, tightening the hold, pulling Kidd's neck back as far as it will go.*
BD: Kidd's pride is refusing to let him tap out! but he's in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go!
Bodom: Tap out you idiot, there's no way out!
*Lansdale screams 'Ask him!' to the ref who obliges and continues to ask Kidd if he will tap out. Kidd won't do it, still trying to fight out of it, but he's fading fast. Lansdale wrenches the neck again hard, the ref asks Kidd but there's no response, he asks again and then checks if he's still conscious. Quickly he calls for the bell as Kidd has passed out from the pain. Lansdale laughs as he continues the hold before eventually releasing, standing up and prodding Kidds head with his boot disrespectfully.*
BD: Lansdale wins but shows another vile post match display, you want to know why he's not fighting for a title, there's your reason right there.
Bodom: Kidd's out of it, looks like there's a few EMT's on their way out here.
PK: Kidd could be seriously injured, he should have tapped out earlier, instead this has happened.
*Lansdale celebrates and climbs the turnbuckle as the fans boo. The EMTs work on Kidd and prepare to take him away on a stretcher as Lansdale walks up the ramp, still celebrating with Ravensdell.*
BD: Ladies and gentlemen, it doesn't look too good for Alex Kidd, the EMTs are working on him right now but he could be seriously injured. I don't think we'll be seeing him in EWNCW for a very long time.
Bodom: Good riddance, you can't have self righteous people like him hanging around.
Bodom: Not at all.
PK: But I watch Rage all the time!
Bodom: Well Rage is a great show, why wouldn't you watch it?
BD: Anyway.. you'd know that since Alex Kidd returned a couple weeks ago, he's taken exception to what Arthur Lansdale calls 'lessons' at the end of his matches. Role the footage.
*A quick vignette is shown of Lansdale conducting post match attacks during his last four matches. First against Harley McCartney and Captain Amazing, before standing arrogantly over them. Next, his attack on Flying Dutchman is shown, the music changes and highlights of Alex Kidd intervening and running Lansdale off is shown. The following week Alex Kidd is attacked post match by Lansdale after losing to Mr Mayhem Mike Hawk, and a reprisal attack of Kidd running Lansdale off again as he tried to attack The Great Cobra.*
BD: It's been heating up between these two, and it's set to get even worse tonight as they square off in the ring.
PK: This'll be Kidds first major match back from injury, something Arthur will know for sure, and no doubt he'll be targetting previously injured areas.
Bodom: Lansdale is one of the few guys I can actually tolerate watching from Inferno, everything about him just screams talent.
BD: So you're not concerned with his post match attacks week in week out?
Bodom: Like I tell Pentalion, it shows a killer instinct, attitude, both of which you need if you're ever going to hold a championship in this business.
JM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Manchester, England, Arthur Lansdale!
PK: Looks like we're ready to get the second match of the night underway, here comes the Mouth of Manchester himself.
BD: He's got a face like a smacked backside, Alex Kidd has really got underneath his skin, you can tell he's absolutely furious.
Bodom: I just can't believe this man isn't fighting for the Inferno Ignition Title, original name by the way, didn't you say he's won his last four matches?
PK: He deserves to be facing Ano Doom tonight, I really believe that Nathan Staples has a grudge against him.
*Lansdale and Ravensdell stride out in typical fashion. Lansdale waves his flag before handing it to the valet who accepts it gratefully before waving it around herself. The fans are clearly against him as usual, with anti-Lansdale chants and loud booing. Lansdale climbs up onto the apron as Ravensdell walks around the ring, he steps through the ropes and removes his jacket, handing it through the ropes to the woman, no talking tonight, just business.*
JM: And his opponent, from Sonora, Mexico, Alex Kidd!
BD: Big reaction for Kidd, the fans really showing that they will side with anyone who is willing to shut the man in the ring up.
Bodom: Attacking Lansdale from behind on two occassions as shown in the video earlier should be getting this man a much worse reaction, he's clearly a thug.
PK: Kidd's really only been doing what he believes in and that's standing up to people like Lansdale, but he really shouldn't have got involved with him.
BD: The only thug in this match is Lansdale, he claims to be classy, he claims to be better than everyone else, but at the end of the day he's nothing but a common thug.
*Kidd races out from the back to a good reaction from the crowd as they cheer his entrance. He walks down the ramp to the ring, high fiving a few fans before leaping up onto the apron and jumping over the top rope. Lansdale stares him down as he climbs the turnbuckle, the ref standing in his way to make sure he waits until the bell rings. Kidd turns around and the two trash talk each other before the ref calls for the bell.*
Arthur Lansdale/Williams vs Alex Kidd/Styles
(Ignore the ending)
BD: The fans are on their feet, Alex Kidd is going up top!
PK: High risk coming up, or crash and burn!
Bodom: Here he comes.. CRASH! Lansdale gets out of the way of the moonsault!
*Kidd launches himself off the top rope looking for a moonsault but Lansdale rolls out of the way as Kidd hits the canvas. Lansdale jumps up quickly and takes advantage, locking Kidd into the lebell lock. Kidd tries to fight, refusing to tap out, the fans try to help him but Lansdale won't let go, tightening the hold, pulling Kidd's neck back as far as it will go.*
BD: Kidd's pride is refusing to let him tap out! but he's in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go!
Bodom: Tap out you idiot, there's no way out!
*Lansdale screams 'Ask him!' to the ref who obliges and continues to ask Kidd if he will tap out. Kidd won't do it, still trying to fight out of it, but he's fading fast. Lansdale wrenches the neck again hard, the ref asks Kidd but there's no response, he asks again and then checks if he's still conscious. Quickly he calls for the bell as Kidd has passed out from the pain. Lansdale laughs as he continues the hold before eventually releasing, standing up and prodding Kidds head with his boot disrespectfully.*
BD: Lansdale wins but shows another vile post match display, you want to know why he's not fighting for a title, there's your reason right there.
Bodom: Kidd's out of it, looks like there's a few EMT's on their way out here.
PK: Kidd could be seriously injured, he should have tapped out earlier, instead this has happened.
*Lansdale celebrates and climbs the turnbuckle as the fans boo. The EMTs work on Kidd and prepare to take him away on a stretcher as Lansdale walks up the ramp, still celebrating with Ravensdell.*
BD: Ladies and gentlemen, it doesn't look too good for Alex Kidd, the EMTs are working on him right now but he could be seriously injured. I don't think we'll be seeing him in EWNCW for a very long time.
Bodom: Good riddance, you can't have self righteous people like him hanging around.


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