William Carlin: As you can see, we are ready in case you want to rip our heads off, because you won’t like what I’m going to say, right? So, come and get us if you can!
*Boos for the declaration of intentions. Carlin addresses the fans:*
Carlin: Wow, I thought you’d like the idea of the four of us fighting; we’re here for that, not for tea and cookies, right?
*This gets a mixed reaction, as there are still boos but some people chant “We want a fight!”*
Carlin: A fight you’ll get, l promise, the problem is, in the end, you know the champs are gonna win!
*Boos all around*
Carlin: But now allow me to go straight to business. It is said that Albert Einstein once said that only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and he wasn’t sure about the first. Well, tonight, we have had a lot of stupidity coming from the mouths of the Shadows of Madness and it’s making me sick!
*Boos follow*
Carlin: First, you call us excuses of men, when you two are laughable! A man that needs a mask to be considered “sane” and invokes what he calls “The Children” as the reason of his madness? You are making me laugh! Why don’t you grow a pair and admit you just need a straight jacket instead of a horrible looking mask? And by the way, I always wondered who The Children are… Are they the Children of the Corn? Or maybe the Children of the Grave? Or how about my favorites, the Children of the Damned?
*He then proceeds to make a passable imitation of Bruce Dickinson*
Carlin: You're Children of the Damned
Your back's against the wall
You turn into the light
You're burning in the night
You're Children of the Damned
Like candles watch them burn
Burning in the light
You'll burn again tonight
You're Children of the Damned
And be sure you’re gonna burn tonight!
*Crowd dislikes this*
Carlin: Then you say, and I quote, like Michael Cole, “still have the chance to face them to reclaim what is ours”. Ours indicate possession, and how can you claim possession on something you have never grasped, bought or inherited? Can you give me a rational reason?
*Silence follows*
Carlin: Of course you can’t. You may have the feeling that the title belongs to you, that’s legitimate, but it doesn’t make the title “yours”, as you never won it. And I vow that you never will!!!
*Still, JM are booed like mad*
Carlin: But the worst thing of them all is that you come out here and bitch about the merger with EWNCW, and how you miss Damnation. Well, let me tell you something: I always said that BWA was a great company, deserved a hell lot of respect, but since you merged with EWNCW, you’ve had a great show only for tag teams like Brutality, and you have been exposed to fans all around the world, taking the BWA legacy beyond itself, thanks to the exposure you’ve get, and without missing a single bit of integrity, so what’s the problem?
*Surprisingly, there are cheers for this*
Carlin: You have the chance to further your own legacy at the same time than increasing the levels of greatness achieved by teams like GodMoney and you still have the balls to come out here and bitch about it? To be main eventing in the best e-fed around? Then you don’t deserve to be in a EWNCW ring! So, get the fuck out of here and go rot yourselves as independent circuit jobbers!!! That’s what you deserve!!
*Incredible, JM get a massive pop!*
Carlin: You know, this company has been, is, and will be the greatest around. It oozes talent all around, puts great feuds, entertaining matches, and the crowd is freaking electric! Let’s face it, they may not like us, we may not like them, but they cheer and boo all day long, making every weekly show look like MITB 2011 main event!
*Crowd may not like JM, but they are pleased with the comparison and cheer like mad. Carlin gets advantage and keeps going*
Carlin: This is the best fucking company around, and if you have a problem with them, you have a problem with the fans and with us! Since we were competing as individuals, Grind and I have bled EWNCW and now it’s no different. We can be hated by the crowd here and at home, but we’ll defend our company from BS till we die, and now there’s a ton of BS coming from you! We won’t allow it here in EWNCW, and the fans here won’t too, so let me hear it, guys! E-W-N-C-W! E-W-N-C-W!
*Carlin knows how to work the crowd, as they are fully behind him*
Carlin: Now, if you have a problem with either the company or us, I suggest you to grow a pair and face us if you dare! Come on!!
*JM are ready to face SoM, bats in hand. Grind has reached into the bag and spread some tacks between them and SoM before grabbing the bat*
Grant: You four just can't keep to yourselves! That's it. Tonight you will be going at it in a sneak peak of the Brutality main event for Pain for Treasure. Tonight Jesting Madness will go againts The Shadows of Madness!! At Pain for Treasure you will step in the ring again but this time for the EWNCW Blacklist Championships only this time it will be a Ladder Match!
Bodom: Well that sounds like a good match! The Jesting Madness of course will have the upper hand, given that they’ve been in a ladder match recently back at Vendetta, when they beat The Jaws of Men to retain their titles.
Pierce Kingmaker: Sure, but The Shadows of Madness are tough SOB’s, they won’t have a problem dealing with a ladder match!
Bob Daniels: Looks like that little war from a month ago is still going on! Come back after the break folks for some more action!!
*Boos for the declaration of intentions. Carlin addresses the fans:*
Carlin: Wow, I thought you’d like the idea of the four of us fighting; we’re here for that, not for tea and cookies, right?
*This gets a mixed reaction, as there are still boos but some people chant “We want a fight!”*
Carlin: A fight you’ll get, l promise, the problem is, in the end, you know the champs are gonna win!
*Boos all around*
Carlin: But now allow me to go straight to business. It is said that Albert Einstein once said that only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and he wasn’t sure about the first. Well, tonight, we have had a lot of stupidity coming from the mouths of the Shadows of Madness and it’s making me sick!
*Boos follow*
Carlin: First, you call us excuses of men, when you two are laughable! A man that needs a mask to be considered “sane” and invokes what he calls “The Children” as the reason of his madness? You are making me laugh! Why don’t you grow a pair and admit you just need a straight jacket instead of a horrible looking mask? And by the way, I always wondered who The Children are… Are they the Children of the Corn? Or maybe the Children of the Grave? Or how about my favorites, the Children of the Damned?
*He then proceeds to make a passable imitation of Bruce Dickinson*
Carlin: You're Children of the Damned
Your back's against the wall
You turn into the light
You're burning in the night
You're Children of the Damned
Like candles watch them burn
Burning in the light
You'll burn again tonight
You're Children of the Damned
And be sure you’re gonna burn tonight!
*Crowd dislikes this*
Carlin: Then you say, and I quote, like Michael Cole, “still have the chance to face them to reclaim what is ours”. Ours indicate possession, and how can you claim possession on something you have never grasped, bought or inherited? Can you give me a rational reason?
*Silence follows*
Carlin: Of course you can’t. You may have the feeling that the title belongs to you, that’s legitimate, but it doesn’t make the title “yours”, as you never won it. And I vow that you never will!!!
*Still, JM are booed like mad*
Carlin: But the worst thing of them all is that you come out here and bitch about the merger with EWNCW, and how you miss Damnation. Well, let me tell you something: I always said that BWA was a great company, deserved a hell lot of respect, but since you merged with EWNCW, you’ve had a great show only for tag teams like Brutality, and you have been exposed to fans all around the world, taking the BWA legacy beyond itself, thanks to the exposure you’ve get, and without missing a single bit of integrity, so what’s the problem?
*Surprisingly, there are cheers for this*
Carlin: You have the chance to further your own legacy at the same time than increasing the levels of greatness achieved by teams like GodMoney and you still have the balls to come out here and bitch about it? To be main eventing in the best e-fed around? Then you don’t deserve to be in a EWNCW ring! So, get the fuck out of here and go rot yourselves as independent circuit jobbers!!! That’s what you deserve!!
*Incredible, JM get a massive pop!*
Carlin: You know, this company has been, is, and will be the greatest around. It oozes talent all around, puts great feuds, entertaining matches, and the crowd is freaking electric! Let’s face it, they may not like us, we may not like them, but they cheer and boo all day long, making every weekly show look like MITB 2011 main event!
*Crowd may not like JM, but they are pleased with the comparison and cheer like mad. Carlin gets advantage and keeps going*
Carlin: This is the best fucking company around, and if you have a problem with them, you have a problem with the fans and with us! Since we were competing as individuals, Grind and I have bled EWNCW and now it’s no different. We can be hated by the crowd here and at home, but we’ll defend our company from BS till we die, and now there’s a ton of BS coming from you! We won’t allow it here in EWNCW, and the fans here won’t too, so let me hear it, guys! E-W-N-C-W! E-W-N-C-W!
*Carlin knows how to work the crowd, as they are fully behind him*
Carlin: Now, if you have a problem with either the company or us, I suggest you to grow a pair and face us if you dare! Come on!!
*JM are ready to face SoM, bats in hand. Grind has reached into the bag and spread some tacks between them and SoM before grabbing the bat*
Grant: You four just can't keep to yourselves! That's it. Tonight you will be going at it in a sneak peak of the Brutality main event for Pain for Treasure. Tonight Jesting Madness will go againts The Shadows of Madness!! At Pain for Treasure you will step in the ring again but this time for the EWNCW Blacklist Championships only this time it will be a Ladder Match!
Bodom: Well that sounds like a good match! The Jesting Madness of course will have the upper hand, given that they’ve been in a ladder match recently back at Vendetta, when they beat The Jaws of Men to retain their titles.
Pierce Kingmaker: Sure, but The Shadows of Madness are tough SOB’s, they won’t have a problem dealing with a ladder match!
Bob Daniels: Looks like that little war from a month ago is still going on! Come back after the break folks for some more action!!



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