http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0j5y...eature=related
K-Jammin's music hits and out he comes in a tuxedo and holding a rose while mocking the crowd by doing sarcastic waves.
KJ: "Now don't any of you think about throwing anything, as this tux cost more than your houses, and cost's more than to have your sisters for the night that matter.” *KJ steps his way through the ropes*
Roman: "What the Hell do you want? Can’t you see I’m a little busy right now?"
KJ: “Alright kid, your time is done. Why don’t you go to the back and keep telling yourself the reason you’re not on PPVs is because of a conspiracy, since you’re the only one who cares. The grownups have more important business to take care of.”
Roman: *stares holes through K-Jammin for a few seconds* Fine! But don’t think you all have heard the last of me tonight. This isn’t over! *steps out of the ring and out to the back*
KJ: Now that that’s over, as you all know now, i am in love. Katie has changed my life for the good, i now love each and everyone of you great fans! Apart from you fatty, and you, okay so i still hate all of you scum but what im getting at is Katie has completed me. I now have the perfect body, the perfect face, the perfect hair, and now the perfect girl... who has the perfect arse! So Katie babe, please come out here darling.
Katie walks out to the usual "She's a Crack Whore" chants, but she is still beaming like the sun. She climbs into the ring and shares a kiss with K-Jammin
KJ: " Thank you for coming out here babe, now after me and you had the best sex ever last night... 5 times in fact ... it got me thinking about all the women I've slept with in the past, and how there nothing compared to you! and us two together can rule JBW, so the reason i asked you out here is ... * Get's down on one knee, the crowd starts booing tremendously * Katie Marie Dawson, will you marry me?"
Katie starts crying straight away and accepts the ring! He picks her up and swings her around the ring both wearing huge smiles
Katie: " KJ, the past few weeks I've been with you have been the happiest in my life. The jokes, the love, and the sex have made me the luckiest girl in the world, and i promise that while you don't need my help to one day be world champion, i will do everything i can to ensure that belt will one day be around your sexy waist * They kiss once again * "
KJ: " Ahh yes the World Championship, while that's not on my agenda right now i would just like to let you all know that i WILL be the World Heavyweight Champion one day, but right now i have to deal with some random pricks who think they can stick there nose in MY business, I'm talking about Hippy Smithson and Ma$$ Wanker Dinero. Just quit yeah boys? I mean don't get me wrong i honestly don't mind breaking your necks, i would just rather spend my time sexing up Katie. Oh and Ma$$... I haven't forgotten about you getting involved with my match against John Lennon's son at Global Uprising so as i told you during the week... I'l be seeing you soon son. Now me and Katie are off for a quickie, so all you people enjoy the show okay? Love you all" * They both blow kisses to the crowd and walk to the back hand in hand as we go to commercial break*
Match 1: AngrySamoan vs. Scottland
AngrySamoan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOESyEljmFE
AngrySamoan makes his way to the ring with a good response from this crowd here tonight. He looks to beat Scottland yet again in singles competition.
Scottland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AN04imFDK8
Makes his way to the ring after he demanded this rematch from Showdown. He feels he should have won that match and he wants to prove it tonight.
AngrySamoan beats Scottland again. Very good match here as whenever these two step into the ring together it’s always a war.
We cut to the back in Iron Ape’s office and The Eye are having a meeting where we see a just arriving Chainsaw and The Apostles step into in mid-conversation.
Iron Ape: I’ll tell you what you’re gonna do!…*spots Chainsaw and crew as they enter Ape’s office* Finally, someone who actually won their match at Global Uprising. Where have you been? You know what, nevermind, winners are allowed to be late.
Wes Goldman: He only won because that Roman Candle kid hit Siaki with a hammer. Anyone could have layed on the man for the pin!
Eric Bischoff: Big words coming from someone who got beat that badly.
WG: I’m sorry, did you win your match? No one was even talking to you anyway, why don’t you butt out? Oh, and what’s this shit about hugging George after the match?
EB: I’m 55 years old and a fucking legend kid, a loss does nothing for me. George was bleeding like a stuck pig when I got through with him. And I can hug whoever I want, and don’t you ever tell me to butt out again. Once you’re in the hall of fame, which will be never, then you can tell me to butt out.
Ape: Wes brings up a good point though Eric, what were you thinking after the match with Goerge? And I can talk to you like this.
EB: Ape, you know I don’t need this. I came here as a personal favor to you! I challenged St. George as a personal favor to you! I got into a cage match with a man half my age and held my own and then some. I can go home and retire right now and never give wrestling another thought, but if you wanna question my intentions here than…
Ape: Okay, you made your point, but that doesn’t stop the fact that you didn’t do your jobs. I mean, do I have to make The Silver Bros and Chainsaw do all our dirty work around here, or are Wes Goldman and Eric Bischoff gonna pull their weight?
All of The Eye begin to bicker and argue at that point, until Chainsaw in an unusually calm voice says:
“Enough of this. *the room becomes silent* Mr. Ape, I take it by the reactions of the room that The Eye’s performance at the PPV was unsatisfactory, correct?
Ape: Well, yea-
Chainsaw: *cuts Ape off* And so you’re willing to admit then that you taking the reins from me a few weeks back wasn’t the smartest of moves. What I mean by this is, that your plan proved to not be as good as my plan could have been.
Ape: My plan was fine, it’s jus-
Chainsaw: *cuts Ape off again* These are rhetorical statements Mr. Ape, so there is no need to respond to them. We all know at this point that my plan for V-3 could very well have had a much different outcome than your plan did. So, now…we are gonna go with my plan. And before you say anything, I know there are potential legal consequences to consider here, and I know we’re already on thin ice because of this subliminal messages lawsuit, but I want to let you know that I will take full responsibility for my actions, and that you will not be liable for a single action on my behalf.
Ape: *says nothing, just pauses for a moment and ponders the situation*
EB: You’re not seriously considering this are you? This is insanity Ape!! You know we can’t do this!
Ape: What choice do we have Eric?
Chainsaw: Good. Now let’s all go to the ring and give the rest of the lockerroom a little message shall we?
EB: You people do whatever you want, I’m outta here.
Ape: Wait Eric. *Bischoff storms out the door* Don’t worry, I’ll speak with him later.
The Eye walk out the door on their way to the ring, but just before they leave our sights we hear Silverlace interject:
SL: Did anyone else have fun in the closet? We should have our meetings in there from now on.
We cut to commercial while The Eye make their way to ringside.
K-Jammin's music hits and out he comes in a tuxedo and holding a rose while mocking the crowd by doing sarcastic waves.
KJ: "Now don't any of you think about throwing anything, as this tux cost more than your houses, and cost's more than to have your sisters for the night that matter.” *KJ steps his way through the ropes*
Roman: "What the Hell do you want? Can’t you see I’m a little busy right now?"
KJ: “Alright kid, your time is done. Why don’t you go to the back and keep telling yourself the reason you’re not on PPVs is because of a conspiracy, since you’re the only one who cares. The grownups have more important business to take care of.”
Roman: *stares holes through K-Jammin for a few seconds* Fine! But don’t think you all have heard the last of me tonight. This isn’t over! *steps out of the ring and out to the back*
KJ: Now that that’s over, as you all know now, i am in love. Katie has changed my life for the good, i now love each and everyone of you great fans! Apart from you fatty, and you, okay so i still hate all of you scum but what im getting at is Katie has completed me. I now have the perfect body, the perfect face, the perfect hair, and now the perfect girl... who has the perfect arse! So Katie babe, please come out here darling.
Katie walks out to the usual "She's a Crack Whore" chants, but she is still beaming like the sun. She climbs into the ring and shares a kiss with K-Jammin
KJ: " Thank you for coming out here babe, now after me and you had the best sex ever last night... 5 times in fact ... it got me thinking about all the women I've slept with in the past, and how there nothing compared to you! and us two together can rule JBW, so the reason i asked you out here is ... * Get's down on one knee, the crowd starts booing tremendously * Katie Marie Dawson, will you marry me?"
Katie starts crying straight away and accepts the ring! He picks her up and swings her around the ring both wearing huge smiles
Katie: " KJ, the past few weeks I've been with you have been the happiest in my life. The jokes, the love, and the sex have made me the luckiest girl in the world, and i promise that while you don't need my help to one day be world champion, i will do everything i can to ensure that belt will one day be around your sexy waist * They kiss once again * "
KJ: " Ahh yes the World Championship, while that's not on my agenda right now i would just like to let you all know that i WILL be the World Heavyweight Champion one day, but right now i have to deal with some random pricks who think they can stick there nose in MY business, I'm talking about Hippy Smithson and Ma$$ Wanker Dinero. Just quit yeah boys? I mean don't get me wrong i honestly don't mind breaking your necks, i would just rather spend my time sexing up Katie. Oh and Ma$$... I haven't forgotten about you getting involved with my match against John Lennon's son at Global Uprising so as i told you during the week... I'l be seeing you soon son. Now me and Katie are off for a quickie, so all you people enjoy the show okay? Love you all" * They both blow kisses to the crowd and walk to the back hand in hand as we go to commercial break*
Match 1: AngrySamoan vs. Scottland
AngrySamoan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOESyEljmFE
AngrySamoan makes his way to the ring with a good response from this crowd here tonight. He looks to beat Scottland yet again in singles competition.
Scottland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AN04imFDK8
Makes his way to the ring after he demanded this rematch from Showdown. He feels he should have won that match and he wants to prove it tonight.
AngrySamoan beats Scottland again. Very good match here as whenever these two step into the ring together it’s always a war.
We cut to the back in Iron Ape’s office and The Eye are having a meeting where we see a just arriving Chainsaw and The Apostles step into in mid-conversation.
Iron Ape: I’ll tell you what you’re gonna do!…*spots Chainsaw and crew as they enter Ape’s office* Finally, someone who actually won their match at Global Uprising. Where have you been? You know what, nevermind, winners are allowed to be late.
Wes Goldman: He only won because that Roman Candle kid hit Siaki with a hammer. Anyone could have layed on the man for the pin!
Eric Bischoff: Big words coming from someone who got beat that badly.
WG: I’m sorry, did you win your match? No one was even talking to you anyway, why don’t you butt out? Oh, and what’s this shit about hugging George after the match?
EB: I’m 55 years old and a fucking legend kid, a loss does nothing for me. George was bleeding like a stuck pig when I got through with him. And I can hug whoever I want, and don’t you ever tell me to butt out again. Once you’re in the hall of fame, which will be never, then you can tell me to butt out.
Ape: Wes brings up a good point though Eric, what were you thinking after the match with Goerge? And I can talk to you like this.
EB: Ape, you know I don’t need this. I came here as a personal favor to you! I challenged St. George as a personal favor to you! I got into a cage match with a man half my age and held my own and then some. I can go home and retire right now and never give wrestling another thought, but if you wanna question my intentions here than…
Ape: Okay, you made your point, but that doesn’t stop the fact that you didn’t do your jobs. I mean, do I have to make The Silver Bros and Chainsaw do all our dirty work around here, or are Wes Goldman and Eric Bischoff gonna pull their weight?
All of The Eye begin to bicker and argue at that point, until Chainsaw in an unusually calm voice says:
“Enough of this. *the room becomes silent* Mr. Ape, I take it by the reactions of the room that The Eye’s performance at the PPV was unsatisfactory, correct?
Ape: Well, yea-
Chainsaw: *cuts Ape off* And so you’re willing to admit then that you taking the reins from me a few weeks back wasn’t the smartest of moves. What I mean by this is, that your plan proved to not be as good as my plan could have been.
Ape: My plan was fine, it’s jus-
Chainsaw: *cuts Ape off again* These are rhetorical statements Mr. Ape, so there is no need to respond to them. We all know at this point that my plan for V-3 could very well have had a much different outcome than your plan did. So, now…we are gonna go with my plan. And before you say anything, I know there are potential legal consequences to consider here, and I know we’re already on thin ice because of this subliminal messages lawsuit, but I want to let you know that I will take full responsibility for my actions, and that you will not be liable for a single action on my behalf.
Ape: *says nothing, just pauses for a moment and ponders the situation*
EB: You’re not seriously considering this are you? This is insanity Ape!! You know we can’t do this!
Ape: What choice do we have Eric?
Chainsaw: Good. Now let’s all go to the ring and give the rest of the lockerroom a little message shall we?
EB: You people do whatever you want, I’m outta here.
Ape: Wait Eric. *Bischoff storms out the door* Don’t worry, I’ll speak with him later.
The Eye walk out the door on their way to the ring, but just before they leave our sights we hear Silverlace interject:
SL: Did anyone else have fun in the closet? We should have our meetings in there from now on.
We cut to commercial while The Eye make their way to ringside.



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