Brandon Smithson vs. The Flaming Star Avidco
Pat: Well, you the fans demanded this one, and we are giving it to you. Two of the very best athletes in all of JBW squaring off in a match for sheer competition purposes. I’m gonna shut up now so we can get this awesome affair going!
Oh what the hell is this?
Pat: Anomander Rake makes his way down to the ringside area to a chorus of boos from the crowd. It looks like he’s gonna join us on commentary right now. Anomander is there a reason..
Anomander: Do not speak to me Patrick. If you must talk to the people, but never to me. I’m simply out here to know what my fellow Apostles are up against at the Monarchy of Aggression and nothing more.
Dudley: Yeah Pat you idiot. Why would you dare talk to Anomander Rake?
Anomander: Thank you Dudley. Your ass kissing is always very appreciated.
Dudley: You’re welcome.
Pat: Yeah yeah, let’s get to what the people came to see then shall we?
Theme: Paper wings
Pat: Warfare’s Flaming Star Avidco makes his way down to the ring to a great pop from the fans here tonight. Avidco has a mic in his hands and speaks in the middle of the ring.
Brandon Smithson, tonight we have a chance to have one of the greatest matches in jbw history. Smithson, you are one of the greatest pure wrestlers i know. I am honoured that we can have this match. Lets get this match started and burn this place down amigo
Theme song: Give Peace a Chance
Pat: Brandon Smithson makes his way to the ring to an amazing response from the crowd. Enough talk let’s get to the action!
Pat: What the hell? Anomander Rake just cost Smithson this match! He ruined what could have been a classic. It was a classic until the soiled ending. What’s this? Rake tried to “congratulate” Avidco on his win, but upon seeing the replay Avidco attacked Rake! Good for him!
Dudley: That was uncalled for! Anomander just won that kid the match!
Pat: Oh shit now all of the Apostles are coming to the ring in aid of Anomander, and they circle around Avidco who is standing alone in the ring. Wait a minute, Brandon Smithson is back now and he stands along with Avidco! What a great show of sportsmanship by Brandon, who was just competing against Avidco not two minutes ago. The numbers game still favors the Apostles though, and the begin to take advantage of that, with both Brandon and Avidco getting double teamed now. Hold on a minute though. Chris Parker runs out to the ring like a man afire! He’s kicking the hell out of the Apostles who are now in realing without the numbers edge. The Apostles flee the ring, and Avidco, Brandon Smithson, and Chris Parker all stand tall.
Our main event of the evening is coming up after this commercial break, but we here at Mayhem would like to remind you that it is because of you, the JBW fans, that ANY of this is at all possible. Without you, there would be no Mayhem’s 20th episode, and there would be no JBW at all. That’s why we’d like to ask you at this time to stop what you’re doing, stand up, and give yourself a big pat on the back for making this all possible. Thank you, thank you, a sincere thank you.
SuperNova and V-3 vs. The Eye and The FSA
V-3 and The SuperNova
V-3 and The SuperNova come out to the ring together
V-3 and the SuperNova make their way out to the ring, and even though it seems like MassDinero just competed, he’s out here again, proving how much of a warrior he really is!
The FSA and The Eye
The Eye and The FSA come out together
The FSA and The Eye make their way out to the ring and this monumental event is under way!
(ignore post match) V-3 and The SuperNova win the match! What an excellent way to end this glorious occasion, as Siaki pinned RomanFlare for the win. The FSA and The Eye had an outstanding showing though. It just seemed as if the chemistry wasn’t all there like it was with V-3 and SN. All these men proved why JBW is the very best in the world though. Thank you all for watching. Tune in next week! JBW!
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