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JBW SHOWDOWN 10-06-2011



JBW SHOWDOWN! THEME "PLANETARY (GO!)"

FIREWORKS GO BOOM!

*The place is packed and riled up as this weeks SHOWDOWN! Is on its way! We get a video package showcasing R(ob)’s announcement from last week.*

Okay… there’s one more thing I have that I want to get off my chest… all we have here on this brand is a SHOWDOWN! Championship. One Championship, almost 30 competitors and bound to be a lot more. So here, tonight… I’m announcing that we’re going to have another one. Possibly two.

It feels like no one wants to come on our show and defend anything. All of the other brands have their own Championships.. I’m making my own. Next week, I will unveil at least two more Championships for this brand. Get ready to compete your asses off for this honor guys. Because real soon, you’re going to be crowned as new Champions. I will decide who will be in the matches and for what Championships. We’ll see who deserves it the most.”

TONY SCHIAVONE: “Ladies and gentlemen welcome to another fantastic edition of SHOWDOWN! I’m Tony Schiavone and we’re coming to you LIVE! From the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California! And sitting to my right as usual, the lovely and beautiful bombshell known as Maria Kanellis!”

MARIA KANELLIS: “As usual, thanks Tony! I’m delighted as always to be sitting next you! *she smiles*”

T.S: “Boy do we have a show for you tonight! I would like to take a couple seconds to state that we have an… interesting guest soon to be joining us for commentary. Apparently R(ob) assigned him to be a commentator for the next two weeks due to him being suspended from active in ring competition.”

*And just like that RedRuM’s theme music blares across the arena and the fans are booing like crazy!*

RedRuM IS HERE!

*RedRuM slyly makes his way down to ringside and plucks a child fan in the head. RedRuM is wearing a suit jacket with his wrestling gear.*

*Maria and Tony look visibly nervous sitting next to him. His mouth is covered by the bandana and of course the Lucha mask is blocking facial view.*

T.S: “Well RedRuM, welcome to the broadcast crew I hope….

*He cuts off Tony.*

RR: “Shut the fuck up Tony. All you do is bitch about shit. That’s all you’ve done for damn near 30 years now. Just sit back, and shut your fucking mouth for once man. And you, you delicious little fucking brunette bitch… how would you like to come home with me after the show?”

M.K: “You really are a disgusting and foul creature! Last week I was right with what I called you, you sicken me!”

RR: “You know what sickens me? The fact that you’re not sucking my dick or bouncing on it right now.”

M.K: “Eeww! You’re so disgusting!! *She leans over the table and smacks him.* Ugh!”

RR: “Ohhhh baby! That’s how daddy likes it!”

T.S: “I’m going to regain a semblance of this shows dignity here and talk about something happening tonight. For the first time in SHOWDOWN! history we're going to have a full on talk show! We don't know all of the details yet on this but, what we do have us is the first match of the evening. Chris Parker has been following igetwild around due to contractual obligations and apparently he’s doing some sort of training for him. Take a look at this video.”

T.S: “How rude, we’re being cut off here by igetwild and of course in tow, Chris Parker. I really wonder what the relationship is here between these two men.”

*igetwild is being booed heavily by the crowd and Chris looks uncomfortable in the situation.*

Igetwild: “You know what? There’s a tide of change going on here in JBW and I’ll be damned if I keep getting looked over. I’m going to start my OWN revolution here. I want my Championship back eventually but, I have to get myself back on track. I have Chris Parker here to help me do that. *He smacks him on the chest.* This man right here has a good enough track record to get me right.

There’s a lot going on right now and I’m coming back into the forefront. Mark my words..”

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M.K: “That was the scene last week but it looks like Mr. Parker has a match of his own tonight. I guess he’s going to show JBW and SHOWDOWN! What he’s made of and why he’s training igetwild!”

RR: “That’s right you sexy little bitch. Mr. Parker better watch the fuck out when I’m cleared to compete again. I’ll fuck his little bitch ass up!”

M.K: “Where’s Clara at you pig? She should be herding you up right now.”

RR: “The only thing herding is the sperm count that’s gonna’ be on your face soon.”

T.S: “Do you really have to be out here? Your vulgarity is just a bit too much. There’s kids watching this show!”

RR: “Fuck those little bastards. All they’re good for is sucking on tits. And that’s tits they’re taking away from me. I need to suck titties. All day.”

T.S: “Utterly deplorable. Can you people in the production truck please play Mr. Parker’s music?”

CHRIS PARKER!

*Chris and igetwild walk towards the ring with heavy boos and profanities coming from the crowd.*

CHRIS PARKER: “Tonight, I’m here to prove a point. I’m here to kick some ass. Ever since I was demoted to SHOWDOWN! And taken away from a major storyline, I’ve been tumbling around here not having an idea about what to do with my career. Well, that’s over…. Igetwild and myself are gonna’ initiate some changes here. We’ve already got a plan of action, we just need to enforce it.”

*He drops the mic and gets himself pumped up in the corner.*

RR: “That little pussy has NO IDEA what it’s like to have things taken away from him! I grew up on the REAL streets, nigga! Have any of you ever lost a brother from gunshots to the head? HAVE YOU???”

M.K: “C….can’t say that I have…”

T.S: “No… no I haven’t….”

RR: “Oh yeah? That must be real fucking nice! I watched my brother get shot in the head four times, point blank range… he convulsed and died in my fucking arms. And this fairy asshole is bitching about being taken away from a “main program”?? Fuck that!”

T.S: “Umm… well, we have Loki and Aeriel have been losing their minds since being banished from what is now known as THE DEVILS REJECTS and they’ve been causing insurmountable amounts of chaos… I honestly feel bad for Parker tonight. These guys are beasts unchained. No master to hold their leash.”

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

M.K: “Scary, scary people here Tony…”

RR: “I’m a lot more fucking scarier you phat assed little smut.”

T.S: “Why don’t you just back off of her and do your damn JOB!?!?!?!”

RR: *Stands up* “Do my job? Do my job? I AM doing my job! I’m an entertainer you little honky bastard! If you’re man enough to say those words, stand up and fight or bitch out. The choice is clearly yours.”

*A few seconds go by and nothing happens.*

RR: “That’s what I thought you fat bitch.”

T.S: “Lets… lets get this one under way.”

LOKI AND AERIEL CREEP PEOPLE OUT

*They come out looking like rabid animals, they’re sulking to the ring.*

M.K: “In all honesty… these two look kind of sad… not venomous at all. Like dogs who lost their owner…”

RR: “That’s just life, bitch. It looks like these guys are actually ready to go now!”

MATCH. 01 – LOKI vs CHRIS PARKER




T.S: “And just when you thought Parker was going to pull that one off, Loki surprised him and went for an intense submission hold! This one was pretty good and a fine way to kick off SHOWDOWN! For the week!”

M.K: “Absolutely correct Tony! We’ll be right back after this commercial break!”

**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

RR: “We were just told we have to take it to the fuckin’ back now. Apparently some shit is going down!”

T.S: “Do you really have to speak like that?

RR: “Do you really need to look like that?

*Sly is standing in the back with TRIPS88*

SLY: “Good evening ladies and gentlemen, thanks Tony and Maria! I have here with me a man who’s normally not so spoken but apparently he has a few things tonight he wants to get off of his chest… take it away Trips:”

*TRIPS grabs the mic from SLY*

TRIPS88: “You see? Things have been getting messed up around here… everyone’s clawing at each others throats. Everyone is fighting for some self perceived “spot” on this roster. We’re all young, and ready to go. We’re all hungry for that gold. We want it. But the thing is, people are going about it the WRONG way! Whatever happened to having fun while you’re doing it? Brooding, intensity, that works but, c’mon, it’s not for everybody.

Now, Kevin Matthews… you’re fired for a reason pal. You suck, you know you suck and management knows you suck. Therefore, off the money train. You’ll get over it. I promise you that. But do one thing for me? DON’T interrupt a match of mine again just to get your agenda and propaganda over. It’s not cool dude.”

SLY: “Wow… that’s certainly a lot coming from this man right here and…”

TRIPS88: “Sorry for cutting you off man but, I forgot to mention… Justice doesn’t know it yet but, we’re having a rematch tonight. Well technically, were having our first match considering the real first one got thrown out. So yeah. There ya’ go.”

*TRIPS hands the mic back to SLY and begins to walk off but here come Aeriel and Loki*

TRIPS88: “Look at you pathetic weirdos! You may have gotten the best of me a couple weeks ago but, that won’t happen again! I promise you that!”

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

*Aeriel and Loki grab TRIPS. He’s trying to wriggle free but Loki has him in a full nelson while Aeriel is attacking his ribs. Out f nowhere a group of guys come from behind with chairs and chains and they start beating the two outcasts down. It’s VKM, STINGER187, INFERNIO, LMPUNKER AND KJ PUNK!!! They pick up Aeriel and Loki and throw them outside…. Walking by is Kevin Matthews.*

Kevin: “Hmmm… so, you guys have been victimized as well? Why don’t you come on with me? We’ll get you all fixed up.”

*He smiles at them and extends both hands to pick them up. They accept and stand with him.*

Kevin: “I know this is a bit clichéd but, I have a feeling this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.”

RR: “I wonder what the fucking deal is there huh?”

M.K: “Ugh.”

T.S: “We’ll be right back…”

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

M.K: “And were back! We’ve just been told that after this next match, R(ob) will be out here for his monumental unveiling of the new Championships!”

T.S: “This truly is turning into an interesting night here ladies and gentlemen! Let’s get this next match underway!”

MATCH. 02 – TRIPS88 vs JUSTICE

TRIPS88 GETTING PEOPLE GOING CRAZY!

*TRIPS88 makes his was down to the ring with the crowd popping for him.*

T.S: “Apparently the crowd is getting behind this young man! After his comments tonight… good for him. It’s about time that fire comes back.”

M.K: “Indeed Tony, a lot of people forget that it needs to be fun too. You don’t always have to have a chip on your shoulder, ya’ know?”

RR: “Shut the hell up! You guys say I sicken you? This bullshit is exactly that. Bullshit! You go in there, you kick ass and you do it week in and week out. Point fucking blank!”

T.S: “Well RedRuM… To each their own I guess.”

M.K: “During being out here with this jerk, we forgot to mention that R(ob) has taken the initiative and listened to some of the wrestlers and let them change their entrance themes. We’ll be seeing that a lot more in the coming weeks I guess.”

T.S: “That’s right Maria. R(ob)’s definitely shaking things up around here.”

JUSTICE LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA!

*As Justice makes his way to the ring the crowd is torn between wanting to cheer and boo. Justice has been back and fourth with the people and it shows.*



T.S: “And man that was close. TRIPS pulled that one out though. That was great.”

*TRIPS extends his hand out to help Justice up. He accepts and TRIPS holds his hand up and Justice points to Trips and lets him celebrate.*

M.K: “And there you have it! TRIPS is the winner here tonight and Justice is letting him have his moment to shine.”

RR: “In two weeks, I’m gonna’ whoop his ass!”

T.S: “I’m sure you will big guy.”

RR: “You’re such a pussy!”

M.K: “We’re going on a quick commercial break and when we come back, R(ob) will be out!”

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

GM OF ASWEOMENESS -- R(OB)!!

*The crowd is going crazy for the GM of SHOWDOWN!*

*The GM gives high fives to the crowd. As the GM makes his way to the ring we see the ring has three podiums set in the center with velvet bags over top of them. He points at them and smiles. The crowd is going louder than before in anticipation. R(ob) asks for a mic.*

R(ob): “Well, well, well… here we are. This is what I told you… were on the dawning of a new day. These last three weeks have been an absolute pleasure for me to be here. From getting out of the back and being out here with you guys and to be the main force driving this program… it means a lot.

Now… we all know that last week I told you we’d be getting a few new things around here. First thing first… I hear word that the SHOWDOWN! Championship is being looked at as a “paper” title. I’m changing that right now.
From now on it IS the SHOWDOWN! Heavyweight Championship. Hell, Mayhem and WARFare both have the word “Heavyweight” in theirs to give them more prestige… we are too. *The crowd cheers* Now get ready, I’m going to show you the first Championship right this moment!… "

*The lights go dim and a spotlight shows on the first podium. R(ob) picks the bag up and unveils…*

R(ob): “This my fine people is the SHOWDOWN! EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP!!!”

*The crowd pops big.*

R(ob): “I thought you’d like that. *He smiles* I’m going to continue now with the second one…”

*He places the European Championship back onto the first podium and goes for the second one. The lights go dim again and the spotlight comes back on… R(ob) picks the bag up and unveils…*

R(ob): “The second new Championship is the SHOWDOWN! TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!”

*The crowd is still going crazy for these new developments. R(ob)’s smiling from ear to ear. He places the title back onto the second podium and goes to the third one. The lights go dim, spotlight comes on. He picks up the bag and we see…*

R(ob): “Our final unveiling for the evening ladies and gentlemen. This bag is a little heavy though so, let me just lighten my load by placing it in both hands. The SHOWDOWN! TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!”

*He places the Championships onto the third podium and the crowd is going ballistic.*

R(ob): “Now, we have some credible Championships don’t ya’ think? Starting next week and for two weeks after that, we’ll see matches set up by me. I’m going to pick the number one and number two contender’s for these Championships. The only one on this brand that we can’t claim as our own is the NWL Championship. That’s a full on JBW Championship so, we can’t do nothing about that.

As of right now though, we have a whole lot more show coming atcha’ so please, sit back, relax and let the awesome night take you away.”

*R(ob)’s music plays him out while the crowd goes ballistic. The back is shown and the entire roster is clapping and talking amongst themselves about who’s going to be what Champion.*

T.S: “That was monumental ladies and gentlemen! We are all so shocked and surprised at the turn of events that took place here tonight! European, Television and Tag-Team Championships are coming your way very shortly!”

RR: “I want that TV Championship. No one will take that one from me. Ever. Fuck yeah…”

T.S: “I bet.”

M.K: “After that, everyone has to catch their breath around here, I think we should take a break.”

RR: “Me too you sweet bitch.”

T.S: “Just stop it already!”

RR: “Again, little dogs are meant to be seen, not heard. The ones who make a sound get taken to the shed like Ol’ Yeller. Remember that.”

M.K: “How about that break?”

*The show abruptly goes to commercial.*

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

*We come back to see LMPunker and Infernio standing in the ring getting ready for their match.*

MATCH. 03 – LMPUNKER vs INFERNIO




T.S: “1, 2, and 3… LM Punker makes great work of Infernio on this one. That was a fantastic showing and at least they shook hands afterward.”

RR: “This shaking hands shit is pissing me the hell off, man. Straight up bullshit.”

M.K: “I think it’s a rather nice touch and I’m glad to see this type of competition happening. Too many are trying to be dark like it was said earlier… whatever happened to the fun?”

RR: “First off, I’ve got your nice touch right here. *Points at crotch* and secondly, who cares about fun? I want money, gold, houses, cars, and my life to be stable for once. I’m tired of sleeping in my damn car. Do YOU sleep in your car Maria? DO YOU?”

M.K: “No… I can’t say that I do…”

RR: “That’s what I fucking thought.”

T.S: : "Okay now, were going to get back on track here a bit. Sorry for all you've had to endure your whole life RedRuM. You've obviously had some bad things happen but, you've survived and you're here now. Can we continue with this broadcast now?"

RR: "What the fuck ever man."

T.S: "Right, we have a great match coming up right now, Avidico vs Johnny Phantom for the NWL Championship!"

M.K: "This is going to be a great match Tony, a couple of great rising stars in this business and both polar opposites! This will no doubt be intense as well considering it's for the NWL Championship!"

RR: "Lets start this shit already, man."

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

MATCH. 04 -- AVIDICO vs JOHNNY PHANTOM (NWL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

JOHNNY PHANTOM!

*The crowd is into this guy but he's brash and they're still trying to figure him out.*

AVIDICO, SON!!

T.S: "And here comes the JBW NWL CHAMPION! The crowd is completely hot for this man tonight!"

*The crowd is cheering their heads off. He stands on the ring ropes and hold the Championship over his head.*
M.K: "Let's do this!"


(Considering he's already Champion, ignore post match.)

T.S: "Man, that was a grueling match! And the NWL Champion retains his Title! What a night so far!"

*After the match Avidico helps Johnny Phantom up and shakes hands. Johnny leaves the ring, it looks like avidico has something on his mind*

RR: "More of this shaking hands shit... you people are taking this too far man."

Avidico: "G-Scorp, I hope you were watching. Because, when we finally meet in the ring it will be a repeat performance. But, there is one difference between Johnny Phantom and you. The difference is I respect Johnny Phantom. I DONT RESPECT YOU! YOU ARE A DISRESPECTFUL ASSHOLE THAT SHOWS NO ONE ANY HONOR!! I'm going to give you a lesson on how respect and honor your opponents! Honor is shaking your hands after a match, helping them up off the mat, raising their arm after a loss.

You show none of this. Now respect, respect is not beating your opponents down after a match, not verbally assulting them... not hitting your finisher on a crazy fan that wants to marry you... *He intensifies* G-SCORP YOU ARE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF ALL MY PRINCIPLES!! AND WHEN WE MEET IN THE RING FOR MY NWL CHAMPIONSHIP, I WILL PUT ALL OF MY PRINCIPLES ASIDE AND INFLICT AS MUCH PAIN ON YOU AS I CAN!!!"

*Avidico drops the mic in the middle of the ring and walks to the back to the sounds of his theme song. "Paperwings"*

M.K: "We're being told that G-Scorp has commandeered a cameraman and is threatening to beat him up if we don't give him reponse time."

*G-Scorp has an unfamiliar and somewhat disturbing smile... he's happy! He releases the cameraman from the neck and begins to talk.*

G-Scorp: "Avidico, I saw your performance tonight and it was fantastic. Not your match, that sucked. But, your post match preaching about respect and my lack of it was riveting TV! Really, the crowd was pumping the arena was cheering and I was in hysterics. For some reason you think I care about respecting my opponents ohh.. when Avi, when did I give you that false impression? I will say this though, I do want honour.

Infact Avi, I have had the honour of smacking May over the head with a chair, I will have the honour of kicking your arse for the NWL Championship and inevitably when I retire or get a better offer to go elsewhere I would have been asserted my right to be No.1 on JBW's honour! Now, to get serious for a second. Avi, you have never beaten me and come our championship match you still would not have as I am Mr Showdown, G-Scorp! If you dont respect that, then come with me."

*G-Scorp kicks the cameraman and walks away while the man is falling down coughing.*

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

RR: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He kicked that fuckin' nigga' like no tomorrow!!!!

M.K: "Good to see that you suffer from others pain! I don't even know how many more times I can call you "disgusting" and a "pig" tonight!"

RR: "Baby, I'll make you suffer in good pain and I'll be as disgusting as you want me to be while I'm porking you, sweet cheeks."

T.S: "For the love of... *he looks at RedRuM with disgust.*... lets go to commercial break."

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

*Broc is shown in his locker room lifting weights, admiring himself in the mirror. Just then Dave walks in, without knocking, with a box of cards*

Broc: Hey! You could kock!

Dave: Whatever...last week you fucked me over, so that counts as a win for me. You know what that means? I'm the greatest person to come out of Pittsburgh.

Broc: What...that's not fair.

Dave: I thought you would say that...which is why I'm give you a second chance. Today, we're going to play a trivia game, a Steeler trivia game.

Broc: OK good. When I win I will prove that I'm the best to come out of Pittsburgh.

Dave: Nope!

Broc: Yes!

Dave: No. Last week I won, so if you win that will make us tied.

Broc: Well in that case I guess I'll be leaving here with a tie.

Dave: Probably.

Broc: What? You don't even think you'll win?

Dave: Why would I? The writer is obviously going to make me lose in order for the story to keep going.

Broc: What was that sound?

Dave: That was the fourth wall breaking.

Broc: Oh. OK so who's going to keep track of the score?

Dave: Do I have to do everything around here? OK come on in Cope.

*Myron Cope walks into the locker room*

Cope: So I hear yinz boys wanna see whos da best guy to come out of Pixburgh. Well lemme tell ya...both of yinz guys are great guys. Youz both are the greatest things to come out of Pittsburgh, Remember that!

Both of them: Yes sir Mr. Cope.

Cope: Now...let's get this trivia game started! I am going to ask twenty one question, yinz hear me twenty one! Whoever has the most questions right wins! We will do this orderly ya hear? I will ask one person an uhm, a question. Then if that person gets it wrong, the other will have a chance to steel it...ya get it..."steel" it. EM HA! Let's flip a coin. Now since Broc lost the last round, I'm letting him pick the em, side of the coin.

*Cope flips the coin*

Broc: Tails!

Cope: No no no...it was heads.

Broc: Damn...wait...a second. Wait a second....wait a second! Myron Cope! Aren't you...aren't you...let me think...you were born in 1929...but then something happened in 2008. Didn't you....I got it!

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Dave: Why aren't you wearing a tie?

Cope: What! A man has to wear a tie now a days? Well fine fine...if it means that much to yinz I'll put on a tie.

*Cope takes out a Steeler tie and puts it on*

Cope: Now lets get this stuff started! So um Dave, this question is for you.Who was the first draft choice in Pittsburgh's history?

Dave: Oh shit...um...um...was it Mike Basrak?

Cope: WRONG! Broc do you know it?

Broc: What? Oh...um can you repeat the question?

Cope: NO! Do you have an answer?

Broc: Dang...this guys stricter then Shakespeare...

Cope: DING! DING! DING! DING! Correct! Halfback Bill Shakespeare was the first ever draft pick by the Pixburgh Stillers! Broc has the first point! Now next question, to you Dave. What season did the Stillers win their first NFL championship?

Dave: What is 1975?

Cope: 1975 is a year Dave.

Dave:.................is 1975 the answer?

Cope: Yoi! Now Dave and Broc are tied! 1-1. There are 19 questions left.

Broc now...What Detroit native ran for 43 yards in the Steelers' victory over Seattle in Superbowl XL in his hometown?

Broc: I don't know...that's a toug- JEROME BETTIS!

Cope: Yoi and double Yoi! Score is now 2-1. 18 questions left! Now Dave...who holds the Steelers' record for most passing yards in a game?

Dave: "Big Ben" Ben Roethlisberger! He passed for 503 yards against Green Bay in 2009!

Cope: Wrong! What the hell are you talking about? 2009? You're crazy!

Dave: What?!?!!

Broc: The answer is Tommy Maddox, with 473 yards.

Cope: Yoi, double Yoi, and triple Yoi! You are correct@

Dave: With all due respect Mr. Cope, Ben did beat that record in-

Cope: SHUT UP! Score is now 3-1 with 17 questions left.

Cope: Who is the only man to play 15 seasons in a Steelers' uniform?

Broc: The answer is Center Mike Webster.

Cope: Correct! Broc is now up 4-1, 16 questions left. What defensive back recovered a fumble to set up the winning field goal in overtime of a win over Houston in the 1989 playoffs?

Dave: Rob Woodson, final answer.

Cope: Correct! So the score is now 4-2, with 15 questions left. Who was the MVP of the Steelers' 21-17 victory over Dallas in Superbowl X?

Broc: That was Terry Bradshaw?

Cope: WRONG!

Dave: That was Lynn Swann!

Broc: Dammit! Why did I say Bradshaw? I knew that one...damn...

Cope: It's now 4-3 with 14 questions left. It's getting closer now...time for your redemption Broc. What team did the Steelers beat 35-24 in the divisional round in 2008 to give Mike Tomlin his first postseason victory as a head coach?

Broc: The San Diego Chargers!

Cope: Nope!

Broc: What?

Cope: Just kidding *Cope has a sly smile*

So Broc is up still, 5-3, 13 questions remain. Dave, in what year was an NFL game televised for the first time? 1939, 1946, 1949, or 1953?

Dave: Was that 1949?

Cope: Wrong! Broc, would you like to steal?

Broc: 1964, final answer.

Cope: Nope!

Dave: It's 1939 then...

Cope: Yoi! That makes it 5-4, with...how many questions left? You know what...this is taking too damn long. I'll be dead before this game ends. I'm making it 11 questions...which means we have two questions left. Broc, what team did the Steelers beat 29-9 in the 1994 playoffs in the clubs' first postseason meeting after 90 all-time regural-season games?

Broc: Um...uh...um...uh...the...Oilers?

Cope: Hell no!

Dave: It was the Browns.

Cope: Correct! It's 5-5 now...this question is for the win. Now...who created one of the most iconic symbols of the Pittsburgh Steelers today, the terrible towel?

Dave: What! That's like...the easiest question!

Cope: Hey! I don't want to hear it!

Broc: It was the greatest audio broadcaster of all the timers, the one, the only, Myron Cope!

Cope: Yoi! Broc is the winner!

Dave: Aw man...

Cope: Now remember boys, yinz both are two great fighters...keep up the good work, you're making Pittsburgh proud!

*Cope walks out of the room*

Broc: Wait...isn't that guy dead?

*Broc and Dave stare at each other while we see the live arena again.*

RR: "These white boys is stupid as hell! I like it. Makin' white bitches look dumb talkin' to dead motherfucka's all tha' time."

M.K: "I think it was funny personally. And informative for those who don't know anything about Football!"

RR: "Such a dumb bitch!"

*They all stare at each other and Tony shakes his head.*

T.S: "We apparently have caught up with Kevin Matthews who has been lingering outside in the parking lot all night. R(ob) wanted to give him a couple minutes of air time tonight to see what he's protesting or whatever it is he's doing. R(ob) apparently thinks it'll be worth it to watch."

*The cameras catch up with Kevin Matthews in the front parking lot who's walking with his new "bodyguards" and he grabs the camera and speaks.*

KEVIN MATTHEWS: "I'm actually glad you guys fired me, because I can't stand being dictated by Hitler and his glad-handing, nonsensical, douchebag, yes men who kiss up to him only to keep their high paying jobs, just by telling the boss everything he wants to hear, while the wrestlers are treated like dogs. You guys are denying it to protect yourselves and I know that one day, one of you guys will cave in and join me in my crusade of exposing the real truth here!"

Unknown voice: "Just the man I was looking for…."

*As the camera turns, we see JMan standing across the parking lot and inside you hear the crowd pop like crazy*

JMan: "Mathews, you were the one who put yourself in this position. You’ve had a piss poor attitude since day one and that’s the only reason you’ve been “treated like a dog.” Look in the mirror Kev, ‘cause you’re the one who has the problem!"

*With that, Matthews security guards grab ahold of JMan. Just as Matthews is about to take a swing at him, the Police show up on the scene with R(ob) and they restrain him. All hell breaks loose as JMan gets free and punches Matthews in the head and Matthews gets a rib shot off in return. The Cops arrest Matthews, Loki and Aeriel. The whole time everyone is yelling back and forth at each other as the JABEtron fades to commercial.*

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

RR: "THAT is how you do that!"

T.S: "I guess truer words have never been spoken RedRuM... imagine that. Heh! Welcome back to the show and this is the part everyone's been waiting for. Now, as we eluded to earlier, the end of our show right now will end with something weird. This is apparently going to be a weekly thing here on SHOWDOWN! it's called "Kayden's Korner". It's apparently going to be something like "Piper's Pit" and the like. James Kayden is new here on this scene and he's trying to make an impact apparently by calling out the SHOWDOWN! Heavyweight Champion and his Number 1 contender, The Shining Light. These two men have been at each others throats for weeks now and it's only just beginning I'm afraid. I guess the set is up and running so, lets get this thing started and see.."

*Tony is cut off as the lights go dark.*

T.S: "What was that? Who... there's someone standing at the entrance ramp!*

Kayden: *As he's walking down the ramp towards the ring* "My name....is The "Archangel" Kayden James, but none of that matters. This is the JBW, but none of that matters. I have come here for one reason and one reason only; To cleanse the JBW of the filthy, unclean vermin that call themselves professional wrestlers. We have among us a man whom worships a golden Idol. We have another who blasphemes and bends God's laws and morals to fit his own personal agenda, and you fans just love it. You all make me sick *heavy boo's from the fans*. Daniel May....Shining Light get down here and make amends for your actions, I have some questions I need to ask you...

SHINING LIGHT! (I think I got the right theme. I deleted the one you gave me. PM me and I'll replace it if needed)

*The crowd boos him while he walks down holding his Bible high into the sky. He gets into the ring and stares at Kayden.*

SHOWDOWN! HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION -- DANIEL MAY!

*The crowd goes insane as the SHOWDOWN! Heavyweight Champion makes his way to the ring, he talks to kids and adults on the way down, smiling the whole time. He gets into the ring and holds the Championship high above his head proudly.*

Kayden James: *to Daniel May* "How does it feel to be against God's law, bound for Hell by worshipping that farce of a Golden Idol you call the JBW Championship?"

Daniel May: *smirks* "Well....it feels great Kayden. And to be honest I didn't know I would be bound for hell just because I'm a Champion..and this isn't the JBW Championship its the SHOWDOWN! Heavyweight Championship.....I don't worship anything Kayden I strive to get something and I strived to get this *holds the Title above his head*. There's a few things you need to know KAYDEN I'm not gonna be bullied by you God wackos...all you really do is amuse me..because it isn't the words that made me win this Title, its the matches.

So, saying I'm doomed to hell and that God is angry at me...DOES NOT affect me at all..you say holding this Title is a bad thing. Well then, what are you doing here? You're suppose to be here to wrestle AND WIN Championships. Not cleanse JBW from anything. JBW is bigger than you and you do not have the power to change it. Nor does your FAKE GOD! So, don't come into my ring and say that holding a Championship makes me anything but great at WHAT I DO!!"

Kayden: "Good at what you do? GOOD AT WHAT YOU DO!? Daniel May you fail to realize that you are nothing more than a pawn, a puppet in Satan's game. I have no desire hold that golden idol, oh no no no I want to do something more. I want to take this belt and burn it, cleanse Showdown of...."

*Shining Light cuts in*

Shining Light: "Kayden James, Daniel May say no more... First off, I am not a "God Wacko", that is merely Kayden here. You say that I am here to wrestle and win Championships, that is exactly what I plan on doing. You see, when I win the SHOWDOWN! Heavyweight Championship, it will mark the end of your career... I intend on hurting you so badly that you will no longer be able to walk! I am sick of walking down the corridor backstage and being laughed at by complete and utter hypocrites! When I beat you and win the SHOWDOWN! Heavyweight Championship, we will see who is laughing then... for it will be me, as I will have completed the mission that the Lord has given me!"

Kayden James: *to Shining Light* "How do YOU feel being a blashpheming Judas Iscariot whom bends God's beliefs to fit his own personal agenda? How does it feel to be as the book of Matthew states "better off to have never been born?"

Shining Light: "Oh Kayden, you are sorely mistaken... I am not a blasphemer and I am certainly not a "Judas". I do not bend the Lord's morals to suit my own personal agenda, I simply translate God's messages so that the idiots that are in the crowd tonight can understand. *Crowd boos heavily* It is you Kayden, who is the blasphemer. It is you Kayden, who is the "Judas" here. And it is you Kayden, who needs to realise that quoting from the Bible does not make you the Lord's most faithful servant! There can only be one servant of the Lord and I suggest that we find out who it is... Next week, me and you will have a match, and since it is the Lord who controls destiny, we will see who he believes is his most faithful servant."

Kayden James: "I'll accept on one condition, If I win I take your place in your match against Daniel May so I can rid the JBW of it's two biggest sinners; it's Champion and it's belt. Daniel May you will soon come to realize that I am the holy fire that will engulf you..."

Daniel May: "WELL NOW!!! I know why Kayden wanted us on his shitty show is because he wanted to get a Title shot...well that's easy. Piss off Shining Light until he puts up his number one contender spot...you two IDIOTS are not wrestlers and I honestly don't care who I verse come our next PPV cause I can beat you both!"

Shining Light: "It has occurred to me, Daniel May, that the reason that you are so disrespectful towards our Lord and Savior is because you have never been given the chance to believe. And that is a terrible mistake, because if you had been given the chance before, you would never have turned out like the person you are now... So, I am going to offer you the chance to beg the Lord for forgiveness, for all the sins you have committed. Here, take this, go to a private room and pray. *Shining hands a bible to May* If you ask him for forgiveness now, you will have saved your soul..."

Daniel May: "You are giving me this BOOK? *takes the Bible* Here, I won't ask for forgiveness...I will do something MUCH better than that. I think you two should follow."

*Daniel May begins to rip up the Bible and then drops it all to the ground.*

*Shining Light goes into a fit of rage at the sight of the Bible ripped up, unmercifully attacking him, causing him to be busted wide open and laying in the middle of the ring.*

*As Shining Light stands over Daniel May, Kayden James attacks him, hitting him with the "Angel's Among Us" sitout bodyslam. Kayden then positions Shining Light and Daniel May's hands over their heart*

Kayden James: *as he's standing over Shining Light* "Next week Judas, next week JUDAS! You will see, you ALL will see *heavy boo's from the crowd*

T.S: "I'm being told security is on their way out of here and were out of time! We'll be back next week on JBW SHOWDOWN!"

*The show fades out with security coming out and Kayden looking on.*

[Kashdinero]

WARFare intro theme: Headstrong by Trapt


San Diego Arena. San Diego, California

In the middle of the ring is brand new Host of WARFare... Ron Burgundy. He is looking his usual dapper self, and has a smile on his face as he says.

Ron Burgundy: Hello all you good people of the San Diego Arena, and to the millions watching at home, I'm your new host Ron Burgundy, and I don't know how to put this, but I'm a pretty big deal. I'm so big of a deal, that they made a new position for me on the show. So handsome and charismatic am I that they have decided to make me the host. I will be opening and closing the shows, and I will be here to help with segways and the occasional interview. Tonight we have a show lined up that is gonna knock your socks off, and tonight we will have no less than two title defenses live in the arena, and we will see the magnificent match in which Ryusuke "The Shuriken" Serra represented JBW in Japan, and defended the WARFare Waorld Heavyweight Championship in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Wow! Now, I believe that last week the WARFare announcers announced their departure from the announce booth, which leaves us somewhat announcerless. Well, as a lot of people turned the gig down, the powers that be have decided that the announcers will be none other than Peter Griffin, Joe Swanson, and Glen Quagmire!! I am praying for things to remain PG, but... Ohhh, who am I kidding? This is WARFare, and you just know that things are gonna get R-Rated. Thats it from me, for now, now lets get our announcers out here!

*Peter Griffin, and Glen Quagmire walk out on to the stage, and Joe Swanson wheels out. Peter grabs Joe's wheelchair and begins to push Joe down the ramp. He picks up speed and begins running as fast as he can with him. Joe is clearly pissed off and once the three have got themselves to the announce booth, he punches Peter hard in the arm.*


Peter Griffin: Holy shit, Joe, what the hell, man, I thought we was having fun.

Joe Swanson: You was having fun, Peter. You always have fun, Peter. I wasn't having fun, Peter... I NEVER HAVE FUN, PETER!!!

Glen Quagmire: Guys, guys, guys, you're embarrassing us. C'mon, it's WARFare, and we're gonna get to see all kinds of hot ass, like Akayo, and... Tracey Turner... Gig.. It.. Y.

Peter: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I'm finally gonna get a chance to see a real god in Zeus Apollo!

Joe: Peter, he's not a real god, h-

Peter: He is too! I saw him lift up the Hollywood sign.

Joe: It was a camera trick!

Peter: It was not! It was an act of a man who is not a man, but a god from Mt Olympus! The Prophecy is in biiig trouble I tell ya'.

Quagmire: Tell me about it. Zeus stuck Tracey with his lightning bolt a couple of weeks ago, and she hasn't been the same since! But in all seriousness, I can't wait to see what my Latino counterpart Fernandez Romero will be up to this week. He's had a pretty rough time recently.

Joe: You can say that again. I wanna see what JMan has to say for himself after he got laid out with that sick missile kick to the head from the champ. Snair has to have a few words to say as well, and Leonard Ray Beuaregard's guest on Redneck Rampage will be none other than.... TheDevilsAdvocate. Speaking of The Devil- The Devils Rejects are here, too, and have stated that they are here to claim another victim. As an officer of the law that sounds disturbing, but I promised to check my badge in at the door when I accepted this gig, so I'll just watch on with intent, like the longtime JBW fan that I am... Anyway, people, it's time for a commer-

Peter: Nno! I'm the star, and I get to be the first one to introduce the first commercials! But first I just want to say to The Devils Rejects... *makes fart noise.* OK, everybody, lets go to the commercials.

[Kashdinero]

*Back from the commercials, and Todd Stevenson is standing by with Manabu. Manabu snatches the microphone, and pushes Todd off screen.*

Peter: Haha!

Manabu: Oh yes, I'm on the microphone again. I'm like a a cocaine addict with this thing. You see I've been in this business for years upon years, centuries and centuries. You know what my father does for a living? he's a lawyer, his father was a doctor, they're all men who get rewarded greatly for what they give in to this world and ever since I was a kid I wanted to be held in high regard, to have my name in the history books like everyone in my family, to be remembered. I don't work for my paycheck, I work to give all of you entertainment and to see the smiles on your faces.
But am I remembered? am I in the history books? What do you all do for a living? sit in your kushy desk job without a worry in the world. Every night I come out I risk my life just to get a taste of glory and to please all of you but every time I hear boos, none of you cheer for the real man. I'm a little like Jesus if you think about it? When he was on trial everyone booed him even though he was innocent, Jesus was doing everything right but as usual everyone gets jealous so they forced him into the worst places he could be.
Kinda like how I'm being treated, I've defeated some of the biggest names here and some of the biggest names in the business, not one of them led down for the 1 2 3 I had to work. I've put so many asses in seats but I haven't even had a title shot! Instead I'm stuck facing the ex champion! is that how things work TDA? You sit on your golden throne with your minions hording around you and all you have to do is make the smallest calls, you disgust me quite frankly!
What else TDA? Wanna give me the good ol triple h run and bury me for 6 months? job me out like kaval just because you 'can't think of what to do with me'? But one day I will be the greatest man in wrestling. Kenta Kobashi went through a losing streak of over 100 matches but he is Japans biggest wrestler so I'll take everything anyone can throw at me.
I will wear this crown of thorns until I am the JBW WARFARE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

*Suddenly Snairs voice can be heard throughout the arena.*

Snair: I can't believe you just compared yourself to Kenta Kobashi.... AAAAHahahahaaa!!! Oh.. Dear... But if you are ready to back those claims up, then why don't you come to the parking lot, where I am waiting for you with a little surprise.

*Manabu's eyes widen with fury, and he runs through the corridors, and pushes through heavy doors with ease in his haste to get to the parking lot. Once there he is greeted by the sight of eight or so cars all parked in a circle. Snair is standing in the middle, and it is clear what he is intending to happen. Manabu steps into the ring of cars, and the fight is on.*

Manabu vs Snair: Parking Lot Brawl



Joe: That sneaky son of a gun stole a victory there. Who would have known that Manabu would have been carrying mace in his pocket. That was a dirty fight with a dirty finish, Manabu may have won that match, but this feud is far from over. As you can see ladies and Gentlemen, HolyJose and his tag team partner Azrael are in the ring. Lets see what our champions have to say.

*Azrael turns to Jose and says*

Azrael: Who the fuck are we facing tonight?

HolyJose: From the looks of it Two of A Kind.

Azrael: That indy tag team that works for you?

HolyJose: Yup them!

Azreal: Well *looks towards the camera* Let me introduce myself to them. Two of a Kind you're looking at the face of death. It is the last thing you will ever see here in JBW. If you know what's good for you just lie down for us.

HolyJose: Now Two of a Kind I've seen what you can do the ring. But this is the big leagues! You're up against the best Tag team in all the feeds. So you'll get your 15 minutes of fame but in the ends God's Grace will stand tall. Consider this a welcome to JBW from the best team in the world there is no shame in losing to us!

Azrael: One more thing, Two of a Kind, you think you're all that but tonight you'll end up a victim of that Fall from Grace!

HolyJose: Bring those bitches out here now so we can turn their scrawny asses into just another pair of victims, hahaha!!

Peter: Jose's showing us a little spark here tonight, guys. This should be good.

It's the AWF tag team champions! WOW!!!

Peter: Oh my god oh my god oh my god, it's really them. I can't believe these guys were allowed in the locker room, as they have got to be the most arrogant guys I've ever met! This is a first here in JBW, people, the first ever interbrand champion vs champion match up ever!

Joe: Say what ya' will about their attitude, Peter, they are tag team champs of the AWF for a reason, and I think they're gonna bring their A-Game tonight.

Gods Grace vs Two of a Kind: WARFare tag champs vs AWF tag champs.
(only on WARFare!!)


Joe: I told you, guys, Two of a Kind are bringing it here!


Joe: Well, I don't care what anyone says, Two of a Kind just put on a hell of a match, and even though they lost here tonight, there was absolutely no shame in it. What a great match from four great competitors. Lets check in with Todd, where he is standing by with another tag team... The Nasty Crew!