Peter: OK, folks... This one’s for all the marbles. JMan is in trouble in my retarded opinion.
Joe: JMan's in trouble in anyone’s opinion
WARFare World Heavyweight Championship Fatal Fourway: JMan (c) vs Zeus Apollo vs Ryusuke "The Shuriken" Serra vs The Prophecy
It's Proph!... And RAGNAROK?
The Prophecy makes his way out to the ring with his vast looking body guard. The crowd are booing him intently.
But, from out of nowhere they are both attacked by Zeus Apollo who strikes RAGNAROK in the ribs with his hammer. He swings the hammer backwards towards Proph, but misses as Proph telegraphed and ducked the wild swing. Proph then spears Zeus and the hammer goes flying.
Zeus and Proph continue brawling towards the ring, as Shuri' music hits.
Its about to get serious.
Shuriken's theme plays loudly throughout the arena, and he steps through the curtains, as the crowd goes wild.. But then someone steps out from over the rail way and then stands on the ramp.. The figure looks up and its the Korean Slaughterhouse Lee Gun Kim, with the Seven Branched Sword in hand
Kim: American Trash!! Japanese filth!! We have unfinished business, and this dominance shall be what rings the dirt from the cloth of North Korea's kingdom.. Tonight you shall pay for your insolence and you will bow to your knee and declare my superiority..
Shuriken: Very well then, *slides out the hidden katana* to arms again..
(ignore past 9:50)
They fight all amongst the stage and ramp areas, up and down, with blades clashing and martial arts combinations being traded between both of them.. Shuriken has Kim in a clinch and then hits him with the knee to the face.. Kim falls back but then does a kick up back to his feet.. He then swings the sword as the Shuriken deflects it, Kim rolls around and as Shuriken looks his direction, Kim blows fire into the face of Shuriken.. He goes down for a minute to fight the flames, as Lee Gun Kim jumps back into the audience to escape..
Back in Black? Well, i guess we're "gonna go eat" real soon.
Peter: Here he comes, guys... The *bleeping* man to beat on WARFare. But as much as I love JMan, I'm rooting for Zeus here tonight! To have a god as champ would be amazing!
Joe: For the last time, Peter, he's not really a g-
Peter: You said you believed in him already at New Horizons, Joe. You can't go back on your word now.
Security and medics and referee's are in the ring, tending to Serra, and trying to keep Proph and Zeus apart as JMan walks out on to the stage with a mic in his hand.
He begins talking as the ring begins to clear.
Jman: Now that all the extras are out of the ring, I've just got this to say! Whoever is back there concocting some “Expect the Unexpected” Russo swerve for the end of this thing needs to listen up. If you even think about fucking with me or any of the three sumbitches in that ring, I will personally kick your ass up and down the state of Mississippi. I don’t care if it’s TDA, Tommy Thunder, or Kashfuckingdinero himself. Don’t fucking try me.
With that, Jman turns around, slides under the ropes, and stares down the other three men in the ring. Just before the bell rings, we see Jman mouth “This is about the four of us, nobody else.”
JMan rushes towards the ring and the match begins.
Serra is laying into JMan with some sick looking kicks to the ribs as Zeus is laying some stomps of his own into The Prophecy's chest as he is laying on the bottom turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring.
After inflicting enough damage to assure that their respective opponents won't be going anywhere for a moment, Zeus and Serra both swing around and catch sight of each other.
Serra runs towards Zeus and nails him square in the chest with a flying kick. Sending him flying through the ropes and onto the outside.
Serra then grabs The Prophecy by the hair, and drags him up into a front facelock. He lifts his left arm over his head and dead lifts him so he is upside-down.
He holds him there for long enough for the blood to rush to his face, before bringing him down on the top of his head
BRAAAIIINNBUSTUHHHH!!!
Peter: One...
Two...
JMan breaks up the count with a lightning fast leg drop to the back of Serra's head. He picks him up and nails him with a brainbuster of his own.
1
2
Serra kicks out, just as Zeus gets in the ring and locks The Prophecy in a sick looking triangle hold.
JMan notices over Serra's that The Prophecy is about to tap, and his mind begins to race.
He points into the crowd and says to Serra.
"Look, Shuri', it's Tommy Thunder!!"
Shuriken turns around and see's no one.
The look on his face gives away that he knows he's been had.
He spins back around and walks into "Great match! Lets go eat"
JMan makes the cover as The Prophecy raises his hand to tap.
Peter: Come on Zeus! Make Proph TAP!!
Joe: Come on ref! Count!
Quagmire: One...
Two...
The referee counts to three, and half a second later The Prophecy begins tapping.
Peter: No! Man, Zeus was so close to winning this thing, but JMan got the win here tonight by showing us a side of him that we've never seen before. He actually tricked Serra into thinking that the EWNCW guys were gonna make good on the rumour that was started after their little low drawing PPV a few days ago
Joe: What a match! JMan did what he felt he had to do, but, man, how close was Zeus to winning this thing? Man, we nearly did have a god as a champion! I'm telling you, Peter, this guy is destined to hold onto that belt, but tonight just wasn't meant to be... Lets go over to Pat and Dudley, for out main event of the evening.
Joe: JMan's in trouble in anyone’s opinion
WARFare World Heavyweight Championship Fatal Fourway: JMan (c) vs Zeus Apollo vs Ryusuke "The Shuriken" Serra vs The Prophecy
It's Proph!... And RAGNAROK?
The Prophecy makes his way out to the ring with his vast looking body guard. The crowd are booing him intently.
But, from out of nowhere they are both attacked by Zeus Apollo who strikes RAGNAROK in the ribs with his hammer. He swings the hammer backwards towards Proph, but misses as Proph telegraphed and ducked the wild swing. Proph then spears Zeus and the hammer goes flying.
Zeus and Proph continue brawling towards the ring, as Shuri' music hits.
Its about to get serious.
Shuriken's theme plays loudly throughout the arena, and he steps through the curtains, as the crowd goes wild.. But then someone steps out from over the rail way and then stands on the ramp.. The figure looks up and its the Korean Slaughterhouse Lee Gun Kim, with the Seven Branched Sword in hand
Kim: American Trash!! Japanese filth!! We have unfinished business, and this dominance shall be what rings the dirt from the cloth of North Korea's kingdom.. Tonight you shall pay for your insolence and you will bow to your knee and declare my superiority..
Shuriken: Very well then, *slides out the hidden katana* to arms again..
(ignore past 9:50)
They fight all amongst the stage and ramp areas, up and down, with blades clashing and martial arts combinations being traded between both of them.. Shuriken has Kim in a clinch and then hits him with the knee to the face.. Kim falls back but then does a kick up back to his feet.. He then swings the sword as the Shuriken deflects it, Kim rolls around and as Shuriken looks his direction, Kim blows fire into the face of Shuriken.. He goes down for a minute to fight the flames, as Lee Gun Kim jumps back into the audience to escape..
Back in Black? Well, i guess we're "gonna go eat" real soon.
Peter: Here he comes, guys... The *bleeping* man to beat on WARFare. But as much as I love JMan, I'm rooting for Zeus here tonight! To have a god as champ would be amazing!
Joe: For the last time, Peter, he's not really a g-
Peter: You said you believed in him already at New Horizons, Joe. You can't go back on your word now.
Security and medics and referee's are in the ring, tending to Serra, and trying to keep Proph and Zeus apart as JMan walks out on to the stage with a mic in his hand.
He begins talking as the ring begins to clear.
Jman: Now that all the extras are out of the ring, I've just got this to say! Whoever is back there concocting some “Expect the Unexpected” Russo swerve for the end of this thing needs to listen up. If you even think about fucking with me or any of the three sumbitches in that ring, I will personally kick your ass up and down the state of Mississippi. I don’t care if it’s TDA, Tommy Thunder, or Kashfuckingdinero himself. Don’t fucking try me.
With that, Jman turns around, slides under the ropes, and stares down the other three men in the ring. Just before the bell rings, we see Jman mouth “This is about the four of us, nobody else.”
JMan rushes towards the ring and the match begins.
Serra is laying into JMan with some sick looking kicks to the ribs as Zeus is laying some stomps of his own into The Prophecy's chest as he is laying on the bottom turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring.
After inflicting enough damage to assure that their respective opponents won't be going anywhere for a moment, Zeus and Serra both swing around and catch sight of each other.
Serra runs towards Zeus and nails him square in the chest with a flying kick. Sending him flying through the ropes and onto the outside.
Serra then grabs The Prophecy by the hair, and drags him up into a front facelock. He lifts his left arm over his head and dead lifts him so he is upside-down.
He holds him there for long enough for the blood to rush to his face, before bringing him down on the top of his head
BRAAAIIINNBUSTUHHHH!!!
Peter: One...
Two...
JMan breaks up the count with a lightning fast leg drop to the back of Serra's head. He picks him up and nails him with a brainbuster of his own.
1
2
Serra kicks out, just as Zeus gets in the ring and locks The Prophecy in a sick looking triangle hold.
JMan notices over Serra's that The Prophecy is about to tap, and his mind begins to race.
He points into the crowd and says to Serra.
"Look, Shuri', it's Tommy Thunder!!"
Shuriken turns around and see's no one.
The look on his face gives away that he knows he's been had.
He spins back around and walks into "Great match! Lets go eat"
JMan makes the cover as The Prophecy raises his hand to tap.
Peter: Come on Zeus! Make Proph TAP!!
Joe: Come on ref! Count!
Quagmire: One...
Two...
The referee counts to three, and half a second later The Prophecy begins tapping.
Peter: No! Man, Zeus was so close to winning this thing, but JMan got the win here tonight by showing us a side of him that we've never seen before. He actually tricked Serra into thinking that the EWNCW guys were gonna make good on the rumour that was started after their little low drawing PPV a few days ago
Joe: What a match! JMan did what he felt he had to do, but, man, how close was Zeus to winning this thing? Man, we nearly did have a god as a champion! I'm telling you, Peter, this guy is destined to hold onto that belt, but tonight just wasn't meant to be... Lets go over to Pat and Dudley, for out main event of the evening.

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