It's Tha Baws!
TDA and Tommy are about to leave the ring when Back in Black hits and Jman, with a huge smile on his face, bursts through the curtain and down a good part of the ramp. Devs and Thunder are back in the center of the ring as J slides in and pops up quickly. Before getting himself a mic, J takes a moment, as do the fans, to soak in this moment. The crowd break into a chant of “This is history!’ as the GM exchanges a handshake with his world champion and his newest acquisition. Jman gets his mic and returns to the center of the ring, still grinning like an idiot, before starting to speak.
Jman: Ladies and gentlemen, give a hearty JBW welcome to EWNCW, HWA, and all around professional wrestling legend, the current EWNCW Champion; Tommy Thunder!
The crowd launches into a tremendously loud “Tom-my Thunder!” chant and Jman has to wait for them to quiet down before speaking again.
Jman: And give it up for the JBW World Heavyweight Champion, the man who dispatched of two legends in their own right at Resurrection; TheDevilsAdvocate!
The crowd and the general manager repeat the same process as a moment ago, this time with a “TDA!” chant.
Jman: So, as a GM, I look at you two, the two biggest names in our sport right now, and, obviously, I get pretty damn excited. So excited, in fact, that I’m overwhelmed by the amount of awesome shit I could do with just the two of you. First and foremost, I could book Tommy Thunder versus TDA right here, right now; head backstage and fucking retire from the general manager post on that alone.
The crowd pops like crazy and Thunder and TDA give Jman a quizzical look as if he might be crazy enough to do that.
Jman: Buuuut, c’mon, any old GM could do that. I don’t want to be any old GM.
Clearly, the majority of the crowd didn’t realize J was kidding and they actually start booing him.
Jman: Instead….Ohhh, I got it! Instead of that dream match, let’s build a dream team. Boys, Black Blooded are pretty damn good, right? Better than good, actually. They’re one of the best tag teams in the world right now and, without a doubt, they’re the best team in JBW. But I can guarantee you they’ve never faced a team like the one I’m about to assemble.
The crowd sees where Jman is headed with this and they’re buzzing as he begins to speak again.
Jman: Heh, tonight, in the biggest main event in KillZone history, it’ll be the JBW World Tag Team Champions; Black Blooded versus the first-time-ever team of the JBW World Heavyweight Champion; TheDevilsAdvocate and the EWNCW Champion; Tommy Thunder!
The crowd goes absolutely batshit at that as Thunder and TDA nod in approval. Jman leaves the ring and, with the crowd still going wild, Devs and Tommy shake hands. We fade to commercial on that incredible sight.
TDA and Tommy are about to leave the ring when Back in Black hits and Jman, with a huge smile on his face, bursts through the curtain and down a good part of the ramp. Devs and Thunder are back in the center of the ring as J slides in and pops up quickly. Before getting himself a mic, J takes a moment, as do the fans, to soak in this moment. The crowd break into a chant of “This is history!’ as the GM exchanges a handshake with his world champion and his newest acquisition. Jman gets his mic and returns to the center of the ring, still grinning like an idiot, before starting to speak.
Jman: Ladies and gentlemen, give a hearty JBW welcome to EWNCW, HWA, and all around professional wrestling legend, the current EWNCW Champion; Tommy Thunder!
The crowd launches into a tremendously loud “Tom-my Thunder!” chant and Jman has to wait for them to quiet down before speaking again.
Jman: And give it up for the JBW World Heavyweight Champion, the man who dispatched of two legends in their own right at Resurrection; TheDevilsAdvocate!
The crowd and the general manager repeat the same process as a moment ago, this time with a “TDA!” chant.
Jman: So, as a GM, I look at you two, the two biggest names in our sport right now, and, obviously, I get pretty damn excited. So excited, in fact, that I’m overwhelmed by the amount of awesome shit I could do with just the two of you. First and foremost, I could book Tommy Thunder versus TDA right here, right now; head backstage and fucking retire from the general manager post on that alone.
The crowd pops like crazy and Thunder and TDA give Jman a quizzical look as if he might be crazy enough to do that.
Jman: Buuuut, c’mon, any old GM could do that. I don’t want to be any old GM.
Clearly, the majority of the crowd didn’t realize J was kidding and they actually start booing him.
Jman: Instead….Ohhh, I got it! Instead of that dream match, let’s build a dream team. Boys, Black Blooded are pretty damn good, right? Better than good, actually. They’re one of the best tag teams in the world right now and, without a doubt, they’re the best team in JBW. But I can guarantee you they’ve never faced a team like the one I’m about to assemble.
The crowd sees where Jman is headed with this and they’re buzzing as he begins to speak again.
Jman: Heh, tonight, in the biggest main event in KillZone history, it’ll be the JBW World Tag Team Champions; Black Blooded versus the first-time-ever team of the JBW World Heavyweight Champion; TheDevilsAdvocate and the EWNCW Champion; Tommy Thunder!
The crowd goes absolutely batshit at that as Thunder and TDA nod in approval. Jman leaves the ring and, with the crowd still going wild, Devs and Tommy shake hands. We fade to commercial on that incredible sight.

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