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Ma$$ takes a deep breath, turns back towards the camera and winks, then exhales slowly before entering the gorilla position. Once Ma$$ and Dave are inside, we see S.E.Z. who has his back to them, he presses the button on the mega sized sound mixer, and walks out of the room making sure not to make eye contact.

S.E.Zero: Fuck the pair of you if you think I'm sticking around for more abuse.

Ma$$: Damn right you're leaving, ya fat fuck.

S.E.Z.: Fifty bucks says you're the one that does the job in the main event tonight.

Ma$$: You're on, bitch. Just know that even if you win the bet, Dave is gonna rob you anyway. Come on, Dave. It's time for some cold hard truths.

Ma$$' theme song hits.



Pat: Oh boy, here we go. I can't believe this "wanker" is still here in JBW. I had a twenty on him leaving after two weeks.

Dudley: BREAKING NEWS!!! We're not worthy. I must say that I'm ashamed to admit that even though I never realized it, we've NEVER been worthy.

Pat: The more things change, eh, Duds? New year, new infatuation. You make me sick.

Dudley: Ma$$ is the best thing going today. Accept it, Pat, you know it's true.

Pat: Many moons ago I'd have agreed, but many moons ago you'd have never said that. Guess that's just the face/heel dynamic thing we've got going on here. Gotta go with the flow, right, Duds?

Dudley: Shut up, there he is!

Ma$$ and Dave walk through the JabeCurtain™, and the heat from the fans in attendance rises to fever pitch. After a few steps, they stop and take in the jeers and boos. Ma$$ nods his head, as if he approves of the bad vibe his presence has generated, and walks down the ramp, with Dave following him a pace behind. Ma$$' steps are purposeful, and each one increases the sense of anticipation as to just what he is going to say. Once they reach ringside, they walk up the ring steps, with Dave taking the lead. Once on the apron, Dave sits on the middle rope, and holds the top rope up with his shoulder, allowing Ma$$ to enter the ring with a casual step. Once inside, he pulls his diamond encrusted platinum microphone out of his back pocket, ready to begin his promised vitriol laced diatribe. Once Dave has joined his side, Ma$$Dinero begins.

Ma$$: I hope you're all sitting comfortably at home, because, trust me, this story is gonna take a while. It starts with a falling out. One that occurred during a time that I was raring to go, but, due to my own flesh and blood having what seemed like an early bout of mid-life crisery, and taking off to do things like, uh, I dunno, try to rebuild his life in the real world, I was being held back by having nowhere to fucking wrestle! Like, it's not like I'm not blacklisted in every eFed out there, and I'm not about to get into the whys and whatnots of that, but, let's just say that it's actually more a case of, I wouldn't actually want to work for the tyrants that run the other companies around here. I did my damnedest during my spell in EyeDubbayaCee, but, let's just say that working against the likes of that faggot who Captain Bear had me feuding with just wasn't my style, and being thrown into surprise matches against Chinese Kung Fu experts to further someone else's career suited me even less. I'm Ma$$Dinero, mother fucker! Heel Ma$$Dinero. That happy go lucky shucky ducky plucky fella that used to roll with VeeThree may have been happy to be laid out like a piece of meat for the three count against any old Tom, Dick, or Harry, but treat me like that now, and I won't be sticking around to find out what your limited little brain can come up with next for me to make me roll my eyes.

Knowing how much my buddy Istvan despised working for EeeeDubbayaEnCeeeDubbaya, I wouldn't have belittled myself by A) offering my services to folk who wouldn't appreciate what I'm all about, and B) subjected myself to reading from a script that even Istvan freaking Gretzky used to think was wrote by a nine year old special ed dunce breed from Timbuktu!

So, clearly -due to my Ma$$Ive ego- I'm weary about who I work for. There's also the fact that myself and whomever happens to be above me in the pecking order don't mix well, which kinda makes me the ultimate undesirable in the land of all things eFedding. This all being the case, the only place I ever wanted to work was in Jabe, so you can imagine how fucking happy I was when Ka$h sent me a message saying that he was back in the right mindset and was ready to roll... The next message he sent me involved a lot of swear words, and basically telling me that our time in JBW was over. Blood being blood, I blindly followed him, and, lo and behold, he actually created an eFed that shocked the world. That place truly is the best in the world, but, well, it's not Jabe. It's not... Home.

So I went and had me a little look at what the old place looked like under new management. Sort of like looking through the window, just to see what they'd done with the place. Hand on my heart, I honestly thought it was going to be a fantastic experience, and because of the reputation that precedes them, I expected to be phoning Ka$h and rubbing it in at how much better things were under the new regime. Sadly, that just wasn't the case. I was appalled at what I was seeing. I won't individually point out what appalled me the most, but, overall, all I saw was a mere shadow of the greatness that was Jabe.

Let me put it in animal terms... Back in 0hEleven, Jabe was the king of the jungle. It was the father of all lions, and literally bit the head off of anyone brave enough to be foolish enough to challenge it. Then came OhTwelve, and Jabe became some sort of hibernating bear. Rarely was that badboy seen, but when it was awake, it was still a bad arse mutha fucka that wasn't to be taken lightly. Flash forward to TwentyThirteen, and Jabe resembles a flea ridden three legged deaf dog that is in need of putting down AyEssAyFuckingPee!

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Imagine how pleasantly surprised I was when that stupid fuck JMan contacted me on FaceBook, and basically told me he thought the same as I did, and the only way he imagined this place being brought back to prominence, was having his old buddy Ma$$Dinero back in the company he made famous.

He called me "The Real Saviour".

Someone that truly will make a real difference, and restore that happy feeling he used to get whenever he thought of Jabe.

He was wrong.

I'm here to cause nothing but worries and strife to this cuntbox. I'm here to act like such a prick, people will actually change the channel. Basically, I'm here to do exactly the opposite of what "The PhiladelphianPhucktard" thought I would do.

Which brings me to a certain Malcolm "I Freaking Wish I Was Still Booked By Ka$h" Cage. Or, more accurately, something he said.

He called me a cancer.

Something that, left untreated, will be the death of Jabe.

He was right.

Consider the man you see standing before you all the disease that will destroy this vessel cell by cell until it has finally been put to rest. Consider me the disease that will painfully cause each facet of this company to systematically break down, until it takes its last excruciating breath. Consider me to -quite simply- be the worst thing that could have possibly happened to the whimpering mutt that is this sad and pathetic little wankstain of a company.

I can't STAND what this place has degenerated into, and being the selfish type, I'm going to so something that makes me happy. I'm going to put this son of a bitch down without mercy.

Starting with you, Maaaaalcom. I've never liked you. You have the charisma of a used tampon, and the flare of a solar powered torch.

I accept your challenge for a match at In Justice We Will Bore The Pants Off You, and promise to make you regret the day you decided to take your brave pills and believe that you're anything but light years away from my level, boy. Just because you're on the rise around here, don't think that someone like me will gladly help you achieve your ascension. To me, you're nothing but an ant. To all the other ants around you, you're becoming something special, but to me, you've just wandered a little too far away from the colony, and are just begging for me to bring my god like boot down on top of you.

Failing the boot, I'll bring out the matches and deodorant and flame throw the shit out of you, then continue to do the same to the rest of your kind until there's not an ant left in the hill.

Y'see, I'm the sort of guy who would stop at no depths to get the job done. If I have to cheat to make the ends meet, then so be it. Smack a bitch with a pair of knuckle dusters? So fucking be it. See, my aim is to beat someone up so bad that the next shmuck to step up has that element of doubt in themselves. I want them to know that if they don't bring their a-game, they're not likely to stand a chance. I don't want my opponents half arsing things in that ring--where's the fun in that? Where's the challenge? When you see me going around knocking punks out, for no real reason, I want you to think that I'm not someone to be trusted. When you see me beating on a woman with an enlarged clitoris, I want you to think of me as a despicable bastard that you can't wait to get your hands on. I want you know that I will not pet to go above and beyond to get my point across.

I want you to know, that just when you think you've figured me out, I'm gonna spring a surprise on you that you won't see coming. ..

Like...


THIS!!

BOOYA!

Ma$$ swings his fist, and connects with his best friends jaw with sickening force, instantly knocking him out.

Pat: MY FRIEND WENT TO LONDON AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS BLOOD STAINED T-SHIRT!!

Dudley: TO DAVE!?!?

Ma$$ looks down at his unconscious friend, and shakes his head.

Ma$$: Sorry, bruv, but, I had to prove a point.

Ma$$ turns to the hard camera.

Ma$$: Come In Justice For Brawl, Malcolm, do your best to expect the unexpected.

You're playing with the big boys now.

Go hard, or go the fuck home to your fat mum and cry like the bitch nine Jabsters out of ten already think you are.

Ma$$ puts his mic back in his back pocket, reaches down, and pulls grabs Dave by the collar. He then drags him towards the ropes, and jumps through the middle and top ropes. Once on the floor, he pulls Dave out of the ring, and hoists him over his shoulder.

Ma$$ raises his free hand, and flips the crowd the bird as he walks up the ramp. The ferocious boos only quell once Ma$$ has made his way back through the JabeCurtain as we head to commercial.

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Patrick Riley: Welcome back to KillZone, and we believe Eddie Juarez is on his way here!

Dudley Erickson: We heard from Jason Alexander earlier on tonight, now it’s time for Eddie Juarez!

Patrick Riley: But first, let’s head backstage!

Van is backstage and it looks like he's getting ready to be interviewed. After a quick commercial break we do in fact have an interview with The Vanity. The backstage interviewer gets ready to speak and VHX literally grabs the mic almost instantly and pushes them away.

Van: Okay enough of you, you've had your 15 seconds of fame. Hello pathetic and plastic fans of JBW. It is I, the one and sadly the only Van Hooligan X. If the arena of inane people could quietly shut up for more than 5 seconds you will here what I have deemed to 100% certain of happening tonight.

Tonight, in that very ring you will see some of the very best wrestlers this place has to offer...A long with Tommy Thunder and the pathetic excuse of a team on the opposition side.

It will be a glorious victory that will truly open your eyes to who is the best of the best. Come IJFB, the same will be certain. As I, your courageous God, will become a JBW champion in a very short period of time.

The crowd really just cannot stand this douches ego. It would be hard to single out 1 person in the crowd who is a fan of him.

Van: It sounds as if you people still are not ready to open your eyes to the truth that I, The Vanity, are destined to be top of this place like all other places have fallen before me. Tonight will be simply a spoilers for all the more important matches at the up coming PPV.

You all wi--

Suddenly, Cage of the Malcolm variety steps into focus steals the mic! Van HX looks at him with disgust that he would even dare to interrupt him, yet alone try his patience by stealing his mic.

Cage: Van Hooligan X... what a shocker finding you pushing stage hands around. Is that how you became a 3x Champion, by pushing around the help until you got your way? You know that here in JBW, we don't let bullies and thugs just walk around here and get there way. We take the fight right to them. You can ask Ma$$Dinero about what we do to assholes like you.

Crowd cheers as Cage verbally knocks Van down a peg.

You are right about one thing though Van, tonight you will see many of the best of JBW, all in one match, you included. We have five of the top matches happening at In Justice For Brawl represented along with all three of the singles titles in the same match tonight. That is a good match if I have ever heard one. It seems that many of us will be gunning for our opponents our PPV matches, you going after Divine and me after Ma$$. The match seems like a bomb waiting to explode.

And while you think that you can just come on in a be the savior to the masses, just no one thing. I'm a JBW original, I have been here for a long time, seen guys come and go... you ain't anything special. Don't matter how many title you had some where else at some other time. Only thing that matters is here and now. And right now, you are just like everyone else. JBW is a level playing field, and it takes everything you got to rise to the top.

You better watch out tonight Van. While you may be worrying about taking on Chris Divine, you will also have to worry about taking on four other people who want to see you lose just as much as Divine does. Tonight, 10 walk in, but only five will leave, and once the lights are on, my team will be coming for blood. Your team is dead in the water and they haven't even stepped in the ring. You take this message back to your" team." Tonight, In Justice For Brawl comes early, and we plan on kick your asses. How about that for 15 seconds of fame!

Cage shoves the mic back into Van's chest and walks the other way. Van is fuming and pushes the interviewer out of the way as he exits and we return to the arena.



There’s a loud mixed reaction as Eddie Juarez walks out of the curtain. He’s wearing jeans, a JBW: In Justice For Brawl t-shirt and a leather jacket. He stops halfway down the ramp and shimmies his shoulders, punching the air, causing pyro to go off in the stage. He slides into the ring and asks for a microphone, something he quickly receives.

Eddie Juarez: Madison Square Garden, this place never gets boring.

The fans cheer for the cheap pop.

Eddie Juarez: Something else that doesn’t get boring is Jason Alexander. Earlier on tonight, he did a live promo from the very prison he and I will do battle in at In Justice For Brawl. He had a very clear change in his appearance, having got more muscular. You see, what Jason Alexander is doing is getting ready for the most hellacious match of his entire career.

He’s getting ready for Death Row, but something he doesn’t realise is that I’m already ready. I’ve been to prison, I’ve been in the same hell he and I are going to be in this Sunday. Something I hold over Jason Alexander.

You see, for all of his experience in this ring, he doesn’t have the same experience as I do when it comes to a prison. He doesn’t know things that I know, he doesn’t expect me to do the things I’m going to do, to use the weapons I’m going to use.

This match was built for me. Death Row was made for somebody that has earned the title The Most Dangerous Man in the World. And this Sunday, I’m going to prove why I deserve that title.

The fans give another mixed reaction as Juarez smiles.

Eddie Juarez: Something Jason Alexander, the very first night ten months ago that we came across each other, called himself was The Most Dangerous Man in the World. And tonight, he claimed that my final resting place is going to be that prison.

He’s wrong.

The fans give another mixed reaction.

Eddie Juarez: Jason, esse, at In Justice For Brawl, it’s over and I’m going to beat you. Not only am I going to do that, but I’m going to go on to Monarchy Of Aggression and I’m going to become the JBW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

As for you, you’ll forever be remembered as the most poignant victim of Eddie Juarez...REM



The fans immediately begin to cheer as Juarez throws the microphone away and takes his jacket off. He turns to the ramp where Jason Alexander walks out to the stage.

Patrick Riley: Jason Alexander is here! He wasn’t even advertised for the show tonight!

Dudley Erickson: But I don’t think he’s here to talk!

Alexander points at Juarez in the ring, and Juarez tells Alexander to ‘come on!’ Alexander does just that as he runs down the ramp, but Juarez is immediately out of the ring to meet Alexander, and they begin to trade right and left hands.

Juarez!
Alexander!
Juarez!
Alexander!

Patrick Riley: Here we go! We don’t have to wait until In Justice For Brawl!

Dudley Erickson: These two are just going for it right now!

Juarez!
Alexander!
Juarez!

Juarez blocks the next shot and sends Alexander into the fan’s barricade. Juarez runs at Alexander but Alexander ducks down and uses Juarez’s momentum against him, sending him over the barricade to the concrete floor! Alexander climbs out into the fans and grabs Juarez by the hair, slamming him face first into the barricade, pushing him back over to the ringside area.

Alexander vaults over the barricade and kicks Juarez in the guts as he begins to get up. He picks Juarez up completely and whips him down the side of the ring but Juarez reverses and sends Alexander knee first into the steel steps. Alexander goes up and over, landing on his back.

Juarez walks around to Alexander with a smirk on his face. He looks down at Alexander and begins to strip the announce table.

Patrick Riley: Oh what are you doing Juarez?

Dudley Erickson: This is brilliant! Alexander might not even make it to In Justice For Brawl!

Juarez throws the monitors aside and turns back around to grab Alexander. He rolls Alexander onto the table and gets on there with him. He picks Alexander up and looks set to go for The Most Dangerous Move in the World (Omega Driver) but Alexander twists out and delivers a vicious elbow shot to Juarez’s jaw.

Juarez drops from the announce table, and Alexander drops down too. He picks Juarez back up and lays him on the table. He goes back into the ring and climbs to the top rope. He looks around at the arena, before turning to face Juarez.

Patrick Riley: Oh my god! Is he about to do what I think he’s about to do?

Dudley Erickson: I think he might be! Juarez might be the one not making it to In Justice For Brawl!

Alexander stands up, steadies himself and jumps.

Patrick Riley: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! THROUGH OUR TABLE!

Dudley Erickson: Juarez could be dead right now!

Alexander, amazingly, is quick to get up though. He slides into the ring again and puts his arms in the air.

Patrick Riley: Jason Alexander sending Eddie Juarez a very clear message here!

Dudley Erickson: A physical message!

Patrick Riley: If this is KillZone, I can’t wait for In Justice For Brawl!

Dudley Erickson: Me neither Pat! Me neither!

We get another shot of Alexander before we head to commercial.

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Patrick Riley: Welcome back to KillZone! It’s finally time for our main event!

Dudley Erickson: Ten of JBW’s biggest stars on show in a five on five battle! What a preview for In Justice For Brawl!

Patrick Riley: Well this match will showcase the main event at In Justice For Brawl, as we see TheDevilsAdvocate defend his JBW World Heavyweight Championship against Tommy Thunder!

We get a TDA-Thunder promo shot before we return to ringside.

Dudley Erickson: Another match on show next will be HolyJose taking on Ryusuke ‘Shuriken Blade’ Serra!

We get a HJ-Shuri promo shot.

Patrick Riley: How about a match made official tonight? Malcolm Cage one-on-one with Ma$$dinero!

We get a Cage-Ma$$ promo shot.

Dudley Erickson: Titles will also be on show this Sunday as Mike Hawk defends his Television Championship against KJ Punk!

We get a Hawk-Punk promo shot.

Patrick Riley: And don’t forget the Van Hooligan X-Chris Divine match for Divine’s Intercontinental Championship! We have a surprise Special Guest Referee!

We get a Van-Divine promo shot.

Dudley Erickson: Also this Sunday, we’ll see Eddie Juarez and Jason Alexander go head to head inside a prison in a Death Row match!

We get a Juarez-Alexander promo shot.

Patrick Riley: Speaking of hellacious matches, we’re sure to see one as Shaz takes on Ano Doom!

We get a Shaz-Doom promo shot.

Dudley Erickson: The Tag Team Championships will also be on the line as Black Blooded defend against Elite Bloodline and Predators in Paradise in a triple threat tag match!

We get a BB-EB-PiP promo shot.

Patrick Riley: Another match to look out for is Athena facing Brock Edwards!

We get an Athena-Brock promo shot.

Dudley Erickson: Don’t forget about a match made tonight as Chase ‘The Ace’ Walker faces Israel Pamich!

We get a Walker-Pamich promo shot.

Patrick Riley: And what about over on Zero Gravity? We’ll see Arthur Lansdale face Rob Rage with the JBW Underground Championship on the line!

We get a Lansdale-Rage promo shot.

Dudley Erickson: Speaking of titles on the line, you’ve gotta think the odds are against Erick Alexander as he defends his SuperFly Championship in a fatal four way against Seth 13, Sagittarius Blue and Kyojin!

We get an Erick-Seth-Blue-Kyo promo shot.

Patrick Riley: And the Bombshells Championship will also be on the line as Vivica looks to take the title from Faith LeFlur!

We get a Vivica-LeFlur promo shot.

Dudley Erickson: Two men with World Championships reigns under their belts collide as Gillz takes on Darius!

We get a Gillz-Darius promo shot.

Patrick Riley: And two newcomers collide as Hearst Darrison faces Chris Diamond!

We get a Darrison-Diamond promo shot.

Dudley Erickson: What a show we have lined up for In Justice For Brawl!

Patrick Riley: But now, it’s time for one of the biggest main events in the history of JBW!

Dudley Erickson: Certainly since KillZone began!

Patrick Riley: You have to hand it to Jman- he really knows how to book a hell of a main event!

Dudley Erickson: And this is a perfect way to preview In Justice For Brawl.

HolyJose!

Patrick Riley: And here comes HolyJose!

Dudley Erickson: He’s gonna be going one-on-one with Ryusuke ‘Shuriken Blade’ Serra at In Justice For Brawl and I’m certainly looking forward to it.

Van Hooligan X!

Patrick Riley: Here comes the number one contender to the Intercontinental Championship!

Dudley Erickson: Chris Divine will be defending that title against Van at In Justice For Brawl but it’s going to be difficult for both men with a special surprise guest referee involved.

Mike Hawk!

Patrick Riley: Here comes the Television Champion!

Dudley Erickson: Hawk will be defending the TV Championship against the man he beat at Resurrection, KJ Punk next Sunday. I can’t wait for that!

Ma$$dinero!

Patrick Riley: Here comes Ma$$dinero!

Dudley Erickson: Ma$$ returned to JBW at Resurrection, and he’s going to be facing Malcolm Cage next Sunday. Two JBW originals going at it, all any Jabester needs!

Tommy Thunder!

Patrick Riley: And completing the team, the number one contender to the JBW World Heavyweight Championship!

Dudley Erickson: Tommy Thunder is the next JBW World Heavyweight Champion. It’s the time for this young man to take over this company.

The five heels stand side by side as the fans boo loudly, but their booing soon turns to cheering as...

KJ Punk!

Patrick Riley: The number one contender to the JBW TV Championship!

Dudley Erickson: Smart move by Punk staying on the stage.

Chris Divine!

Patrick Riley: Here comes the Intercontinental Champion!

Dudley Erickson: And Divine joins Punk on the stage.

Ryusuke Serra!

Patrick Riley: Here comes Shuriken Blade!

Dudley Erickson: This is a formidable team on the stage right now. Two more!

Malcolm Cage!

Patrick Riley: I honestly can’t wait for Cage to face Ma$$ at In Justice For Brawl. That will be a great match.

Dudley Erickson: The world will be watching for sure.

TheDevilsAdvocate!

Patrick Riley: Here comes the JBW World Heavyweight Champion!

Dudley Erickson: For now.

The faces all stand side by side on the stage before beginning the long walk down the ramp, and slide into the ring for the match.

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(Kane=TDA, Bryan= KJ, Orton=Divine, Kofi=Cage & Miz=Serra)(Ziggler=Thunder, Otunga=HJ, Sandow= Hawk, Wade= Ma$$ & Del Rio= Van)

Patrick Riley: Hawk was refusing to face KJ there, but TDA threw him back in the ring and tagged himself in!

Dudley Erickson: TDA going for a Chokeslam here!

TDA grabs Hawk around the throat but Hawk kicks him in the gut and backs up to his own corner, tagging in HJ. Jose climbs into the ring and runs at TDA, who hits a big boot! He reaches down and grabs Jose by the throat, dragging him to a standing position. He stands Jose against the ropes and tags in Cage. TDA bounces Jose off the ropes and sends him across the ring.

Jose comes running back and Cage hits a dropkick. He goes for a cover.

One!

Jose throws the shoulder up and Cage goes for the sleeper hold but Jose reverses out and sends Cage over his head. He picks Cage up and locks in an abdominal stretch. Cage manages to elbow his way out but Jose kicks him in the head. He drags Cage across the ring and tags in Van. Van climbs in and grabs Cage by the hair, making him face Van. Van looks up and points at Divine, before slapping Cage. Divine goes to climb in the ring but the referee stops him. This allows Jose & Van to start a double beatdown on Cage. Jose backs up just as the referee turns around. The ref tells Jose to leave the ring as Van kicks Cage in the side of the head. He covers him.

One!

Two!

Cage kicks out as Van immediately locks in an armbar. Cage begins to fight out but Van twists around and lets go of the lock, hitting a swift forearm shot to Cage’s head. He drags Cage back to the corner of the ring and tags in Thunder.

Thunder climbs into the ring and begins a beatdown on Cage, leaning down and unloading right and left hands onto Cage’s head. He stands up and smiles, walking around Cage, before rubbing his foot against Cage’s head mockingly.

The fans boo loudly as Thunder smiles again and backs up to the corner. He waits for Cage to sit up and runs forward, connecting with a boot to Cage’s face. He grabs Cage by the hair and drags him up to a standing position. He hits a European uppercut to Cage’s face, sending him back to the corner. He whips Cage against the ropes and catches him, connecting with the Storm Effect (Side Effect)! He covers Cage, driving the forearm into Cage’s face.

One!

Two!

Thr-NO!

Divine breaks it up! Thunder complains to the referee, who grabs Divine and drags him back. Thunder grabs Cage again and pulls him away to the corner. Ma$$ grabs Cage and Thunder pushes his boot into Cage’s face. Thunder tags in Ma$$, who climbs in. He bounces off the ropes and delivers a boot to Cage’s face. He picks Cage up and whips him across the ring, catching him on the rebound and hitting a belly-to-belly suplex.

Ma$$ stands up and laughs, before dragging Cage up again. He holds Cage up and slaps him in the face. Cage turns back to Ma$$ and goes for a right hand but Ma$$ blocks it and lines up the My Friend Went To London And All I Got Was This Blood Stained T-Shirt, but Cage ducks under and in desperation, hits a neckbreaker!

The fans begin to get loud as Cage begins to crawl towards him own corner. He jumps just as Ma$$ climbs up to his feet and tags in Van, just as Cage tags in Serra! The fans explode as Serra comes into the ring and hits a flying forearm smash to Van. Thunder comes into the ring but Serra dropkicks him through the ropes. Ma$$ climbs back in but Serra hits an Enziguiri. Jose climbs in after and grabs Serra, going for a Chokebomb but Divine is back in and he tackles Jose to the ground. Van is back to his feet and he tags in Hawk, who climbs into the ring and grabs Serra.

He goes for the Mayhem Driver but Serra reverses out and connects with an elbow smash. He jumps across the ring and tags in KJ Punk! Punk runs in and connects with a clothesline. Hawk is back to his feet just as all the heels run into the ring. The faces are immediately following and all the In Justice For Brawl opponents begin to fight.

Divine clotheslines Van over the top rope and follows him, connecting with a Divine Intervention! Ma$$ hits Cage with My Friend Went To London And All I Got Was This Blood Stained T-Shirt, sending Cage under the bottom rope but Serra connects with a Superkick that sends Ma$$ through the ropes. Jose grabs Serra from behind and he hits a Final Judgement, with Serra rolling through the ropes. Jose turns around and Divine is back in the ring, connecting with a Divine Intervention!

Divine turns around and Thunder lays him out with a Shining Wizard! Thunder turns around and TDA kicks him in the gut, but Thunder manages to escape. He connects with another Shining Wizard! TDA rolls under the bottom rope himself as Thunder turns around, and KJ hits a Rolling Elbow, sending Thunder out of the ring and having only Punk & Hawk, the legal men, in the ring.

Punk turns back around and Hawk kicks him in the gut. He throws Punk in between his legs, setting up the Mayhem Driver but Punk reverses out and connects with a Rolling Elbow! He drops down and covers Hawk.

One!

Two!

Three!

Darren Black: Here are your winners...the team of KJ Punk, the JBW Intercontinental Champion Chris Divine, Ryusuke Serra, Malcolm Cage and the JBW World Heavyweight Champion
TheDevilsAdvocate!

Patrick Riley: The face team did it! KJ Punk just pinned his opponent for In Justice For Brawl!

Dudley Erickson: What a match!

The face team has now climbed into the ring as Hawk has left the ring. The heels are sprawled out around the ring and up the ramp as the faces celebrate.

Patrick Riley: What a night tonight has been!

Dudley Erickson: A perfect preview for In Justice For Brawl!

Patrick Riley: Wait, there’s that man again!

The hooded man that has made his presence feel noticed over the past few weeks has walked out onto the stage. The hood remains as he surveys the scene at ringside.

Dudley Erickson: Who is that?!

We get another shot of the hooded man on the stage, before the screen fades to black.

JBW

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Filling in on the fillers!

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Go do the prediction contest for In Justice For Brawl!

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Zero Gravity is brought to you by NASA. We know they love no gravitational pull.

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Zero should post the show soon.

[No_1eddiefan]

Testicles. That is all.