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Pat: Late last week, this main event was announced by Jman. Tonight, after what seems like an eternity of waiting, it finally happens. TheDevilsAdvocate. Shuriken Blade. One on one for the first time ever.
Dudley: Big woop. Lemme know when this snoozefest is over.
Darren Black enters the ring and the crowd starts to buzz. The electricity builds for a few more seconds until….
Darren Black clears his throat.......:LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! IT'S TIME FOR YOUR JBW!!!!! MAIN EVENT!!! of THE EVENING!!!!!! Introducing first, standing in at 6 feet tall, weighing in at 210 pounds.....from Los Angeles, California; Ryusuke “Shuriken Blade” Serra!
The crowd, as expected in a situation like this, is split right down the middle in their reaction for Serra. Shuri’ doesn’t seem to hear either side of the reaction as he walks down the ramp. He’s lazer focused tonight.
Pat: This is a big match for Shuriken, Duds. Win, and he’s got all kinds of momentum leading into Resurrection.
Dudley: Well, since Jose is guaranteed to walk out of Resurrection as champion, momentum doesn’t really matter.
Pat: You’re impossible.
Darren Black: And his opponent, standing in at almost 7 feet tall, weighing in at 390 pounds, ladies and gentlemen please welcome.....the JBW World Heavyweight Champion; TheDevilsAdvocate!
Devs gets the same treatment that Serra got from the fans and he too shrugs it off. Shuriken and TDA lock eyes while the champ is still halfway up the ramp and never break contact from then on.
Pat: Both men are in the ring, the referee is set, and….Here! We! Go!
Dudley: G’night, Pat…
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Pat: What back and forth action between these two legends!
Dudley: I’m actually entertained.
Devs!
Serra!
Devs!
Serra!
Serra!
Devs!
Serra!
Devs!
Devs!
Devs!
Devs!
With a rapid series of punches and kicks, TDA has backed Shuriken into a corner. Devs follows that up with a hard Irish whip and a Stinger Splash to Serra in the opposite corner. The champ goes for a cover but Shuri’ is out at one and a half.
Both men are on their feet now. With that, Shuriken tries to fire off a nasty body kick on Devs but TDA catches the leg and turns it into a Clothesline from Hell and slides into a cover!
Pat: Woah! TDA didn’t get all of that clothesline but, the question is, did he get enough?
One!
Two!
Thr-! No!
Dudley: No sir! Not having the running start prevented Devs from finishing it off here.
Not wanting to waste his advantage, TDA drags Shuriken up by the hair and……Promptly gets caught in a standing guillotine!
Dudley: Serra has his arm locked under the chin of the champion! This thing is in tight!
Quickly, TDA is starting to fade. So much so in fact, that his only means of escape is to fall forward and, essentially, DDT himself. While not the prettiest method of escape, the impact of Shuriken’s back on the mat does force him to break the hold. Before Serra can pin Devs, though, the champ smartly rolls away.
Pat: Shuriken is up, Duds. And, uh oh, he’s calling for it!
Dudley: Boma Ye time! If Serra connects with this, he’ll have a win over the Heavyweight Champion of the World. Shame Jose will win the title anyway.
Shuriken slaps his knee one more time, charges a rising Devs, leaps, and lands perfectly in powerbomb position for TDA!
Pat: My god! TDA caught him!
Before he has a chance to realize his predicament, Shuriken is driven into the mat with such tremendous force that his head bounces off the canvas twice. TDA falls from the effort as well, but he immediately begins crawling towards Serra.
Pat: This one is over if TDA can drape the arm over.
Dudley: He’s almost there!
Pat: There it is! The ref slides into position!
One!
Two!
Three!
Darren Black: Your winner, the JBW World Heavyweight Champion; TheDevilsAdvocateeee!!!!!!
The crowd is standing and applauding as TDA slowly gets to his feet. They know they just witnessed two of the all-time greats leave it all in the ring and they couldn’t be more appreciative. The cheers get louder as Devs pulls a dazed Shuriken up and raises both their arms in a classic show of sportsmanship.
The show ends, though, with TDA and Serra turning to face HolyJose, who has just appeared at the top of the ramp, applauding them with a smirk on his face. We fade to black on that image.
Dudley: Big woop. Lemme know when this snoozefest is over.
Darren Black enters the ring and the crowd starts to buzz. The electricity builds for a few more seconds until….
Darren Black clears his throat.......:LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! IT'S TIME FOR YOUR JBW!!!!! MAIN EVENT!!! of THE EVENING!!!!!! Introducing first, standing in at 6 feet tall, weighing in at 210 pounds.....from Los Angeles, California; Ryusuke “Shuriken Blade” Serra!
The crowd, as expected in a situation like this, is split right down the middle in their reaction for Serra. Shuri’ doesn’t seem to hear either side of the reaction as he walks down the ramp. He’s lazer focused tonight.
Pat: This is a big match for Shuriken, Duds. Win, and he’s got all kinds of momentum leading into Resurrection.
Dudley: Well, since Jose is guaranteed to walk out of Resurrection as champion, momentum doesn’t really matter.
Pat: You’re impossible.
Darren Black: And his opponent, standing in at almost 7 feet tall, weighing in at 390 pounds, ladies and gentlemen please welcome.....the JBW World Heavyweight Champion; TheDevilsAdvocate!
Devs gets the same treatment that Serra got from the fans and he too shrugs it off. Shuriken and TDA lock eyes while the champ is still halfway up the ramp and never break contact from then on.
Pat: Both men are in the ring, the referee is set, and….Here! We! Go!
Dudley: G’night, Pat…
Start at 2:28 - Stop at 8:26
Pat: What back and forth action between these two legends!
Dudley: I’m actually entertained.
Devs!
Serra!
Devs!
Serra!
Serra!
Devs!
Serra!
Devs!
Devs!
Devs!
Devs!
With a rapid series of punches and kicks, TDA has backed Shuriken into a corner. Devs follows that up with a hard Irish whip and a Stinger Splash to Serra in the opposite corner. The champ goes for a cover but Shuri’ is out at one and a half.
Both men are on their feet now. With that, Shuriken tries to fire off a nasty body kick on Devs but TDA catches the leg and turns it into a Clothesline from Hell and slides into a cover!
Pat: Woah! TDA didn’t get all of that clothesline but, the question is, did he get enough?
One!
Two!
Thr-! No!
Dudley: No sir! Not having the running start prevented Devs from finishing it off here.
Not wanting to waste his advantage, TDA drags Shuriken up by the hair and……Promptly gets caught in a standing guillotine!
Dudley: Serra has his arm locked under the chin of the champion! This thing is in tight!
Quickly, TDA is starting to fade. So much so in fact, that his only means of escape is to fall forward and, essentially, DDT himself. While not the prettiest method of escape, the impact of Shuriken’s back on the mat does force him to break the hold. Before Serra can pin Devs, though, the champ smartly rolls away.
Pat: Shuriken is up, Duds. And, uh oh, he’s calling for it!
Dudley: Boma Ye time! If Serra connects with this, he’ll have a win over the Heavyweight Champion of the World. Shame Jose will win the title anyway.
Shuriken slaps his knee one more time, charges a rising Devs, leaps, and lands perfectly in powerbomb position for TDA!
Pat: My god! TDA caught him!
Before he has a chance to realize his predicament, Shuriken is driven into the mat with such tremendous force that his head bounces off the canvas twice. TDA falls from the effort as well, but he immediately begins crawling towards Serra.
Pat: This one is over if TDA can drape the arm over.
Dudley: He’s almost there!
Pat: There it is! The ref slides into position!
One!
Two!
Three!
Darren Black: Your winner, the JBW World Heavyweight Champion; TheDevilsAdvocateeee!!!!!!
The crowd is standing and applauding as TDA slowly gets to his feet. They know they just witnessed two of the all-time greats leave it all in the ring and they couldn’t be more appreciative. The cheers get louder as Devs pulls a dazed Shuriken up and raises both their arms in a classic show of sportsmanship.
The show ends, though, with TDA and Serra turning to face HolyJose, who has just appeared at the top of the ramp, applauding them with a smirk on his face. We fade to black on that image.
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