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    Ricky: We are finally here. We have reached our biggest PPV of the year. This is our moment in glory. This is our time to show everyone who has ever doubted JBW that we are the best fed in the world.

    Pat: Tonight, all of JBW's greatest stars will face off in a battle of epic proportions. If you want to see exciting action and 5 star matches, then this is the PPV to watch.

    Dudley: The commentary will be great, the atmosphere will be off the charts, and the matches will be enjoyable to watch!

    Stanley: We are here in on the grandest stage of them all, RAMPAGE OF THE TITANS!!!


    Ricky: We are live here in the Soldier Field Stadium Stadium, home of the Chicago Bears and by gawd, there are A LOT of fans in attendance here tonight!

    Dudley: Well, duh moron. This is JBW biggest PPV, Rampage of the Titans. Anything could happen here tonight.

    Stanley: I have to agree with Dudley. Tonight is where we make history. The 108,713 spectators in attendance are excited for this PPV and so am I.

    Pat: We also have a special and jaw-dropping show for you tonight! Here are the matches set for tonight:

    Matches set for Rampage of the Titans tonight


    Advico vs Igetwild for the JBW N.W.L title

    Chris Parker vs Smithston

    HolyJose and Azreal vs The Beersteins vs The Lost Souls vs Tom George and SevenCagedTigers for the vacant Warfare tag team titles

    Silva vs. Loki-winner is in The Apostles, loser is out

    Broc vs Fernandez Romero

    BodomInvader and Lenny Lightning vs Jackasses

    Connor Chaos vs Justice in a Falls Count Anywhere match

    Daniel May vs Kiddson

    Malcolm Cage vs Leonard Ray Beauregard

    Silver Bros vs KOW

    Jman vs VKM

    Chainsaw vs. St. George- Cockney Cage Match

    The Prophecy vs Kevin Matthews, If The Prophecy wins, Kevin Matthews doesn't get a contract but if Kevin Matthews wins, The Prophecy is out of JBW

    Niki vs Lucy

    Daniel Truth Vs Goldman

    Zeus Apollo vs The Alpha Dog

    Ma$$Dinero vs. K-Jammin- Three Stages of Hell

    Snair vs TheDevilsAdvocate for the Warfare World Heavyweight Championship

    RomanFlare vs Psych Siaki for the Mayhem World Heavyweight title


    Stanley: This is like a dream card!!! Great matches of epicness!!!

    Dudley: I just hope that none of the members of V3 wins here tonight.

    Ricky: I am stoked for tonight! Lets get this show started with our first match!!!
    Last edited by Dubs; 09-05-2011 at 05:17 AM.
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    Match 1: Igetwild vs Advico for the N.W.L Championship

    Igetwild
    JBW theme song

    Ricky: The N.W.L Champ, Igetwild makes his way to the ring, wearing a special robe for the special occasion tonight. Their is also writing on the back of the robe and it says 한국 드래곤 which means he is the Korean Dragon, which the nickname was given from his father, Hyun-Shik. By the look on his face, he is ready for this match.

    Stanley: Igetwild has a big title defense tonight. I know he has to be nervous because if he lose, he will let down the FSA. I spoke with him before Rampage of the Titans started and he said that he is going to win but if he loses, he will let down his FSA brothers and most importantly, he will let down his family in Korea and he says he is not going to let that happen.

    Ricky: It just goes to show you how important this match is to both Igetwild and Advico.


    Advico
    JBW theme song

    ~Rise Against is here tonight as they play Paper Wings as The Flaming Star Advico makes his way to the ring~

    Ricky: The Flaming Star Advico accompanied by his friend and HWA Superstar Infernio as he is here to witness Advico's biggest match of his career! The fans attended gives Advico a big pop!

    Stanley: He is wearing a new luchodor mask and looks pumped up tonight. you gotta wonder, can Advico win the N.W.L title here tonight at Rampage of the Titans?

    Ricky: There's a possibility Stan. We know how bad Advico wants to become the N.W.L Champion and represent the N.W.L Division so he might just pull it off.

    Stanley: Hes gonna have to go through the Korean Dragon Igetwild who wants to retain his N.W.L Championship badly.

    Ricky: The bell rings and the match gets started!!!




    Advico wins the match and is the new N.W.L Champion.

    Ricky: Advico has done it!!! He is the NEW N.W.L Champion!!!!

    Stanley: WOW! This is a great moment in Advico's career!!!

    Ricky: That match was the greatest match I have ever seen and it certainly put the N.W.L Division on the map!!!

    Stanley: It looks like the Flaming Star Advico is going to be the leader of the N.W.L Division starting tonight!

    Ricky: Congrats to the new N.W.L Champion Advico!! He deserves it!
    Quote Originally Posted by John Cena rapping on Paul Heyman
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    What's Chris Parker doing out here?

    Parker makes his way down to the ring, frown on his face and mic in his hand.

    Parker: Screw the formalities, screw beating around the bush--GET OUT HERE SMITHSON! I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS!

    Brandom Smithson doesn't look so happy about this.

    Smith: What do you want?

    Parker: I want you in this ring with a ref so I can beat your ass on the grandest stage of our business!

    Smith: Is that what you really want? BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!

    Smithson charges down the ramp and slides into the ring. Parker and Smithson are trading blows back and forth as a ref comes running in. He separates them and rings the bell.



    (Ignore post-match Jeff hardy BS)

    Pat: Wow.. Brandon Smithston IS Mr Amazing! He has come out of this match looking like a million dollars!

    Dudley: Right now he looks like a piece of shit. He may have won this battle, Pat, but at what cost/

    Pat: I'm sure that all that matters to him is he came through on JBW's biggest show in North America EVER! Now, can someone PLEASE get this man a DOCTOR!
    Quote Originally Posted by John Cena rapping on Paul Heyman
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    Match 3: Azreal & HolyJose vs The Beersteins vs The Lost Souls vs Tom Goerge & SevenCagedTigers for the Warfare tag team titles

    Azreal & HolyJose
    JBW theme song

    Ricky: Azreal & HolyJose makes their way to the ring as they get ready for this match tonight!

    Stanley: They have great chemistry together and even though they bud heads, they still could manage to be on the same page with one another. Lets see how well they can co-exist tonight.


    The Beersteins
    JBW theme song

    Ricky: The Beersteins makes their way to the ring with a bottle of beer in their hands! When do these guys not drink before their match?

    Stanley: Never. I will say these guys looks ready for tonight's match. They have a chance to win the Warfare tag team titles so they better not blow it.


    The Lost Souls
    JBW theme song

    Ricky: Axe Knight and Bael, formerly known as RanJam and Ice Cream Man makes their way to the ring and they mean business! Man, they are motivated tonight! Its like they want to rip somebody's head off!

    Stanley: Tad Locust has took them under his wing and guided them into the right direction, making them more aggressive and fearless, hence the complete name change.

    Ricky: It would make Tad Locust extremely happy if The Lost Souls were to win the Warfare tag team titles.


    Tom George & SevenCagedTigers
    JBW theme song

    Ricky: Tom George and SevenCagedTigers makes their way to the ring. These guys are the original tag team in JBW in competing in this match and they are excited for tonight.

    Stanley: It must be nice to be the original tag team in this match, though, it means nothing if they can get the job done and capture the Warfare tag team titles.



    Azreal and HolyJose wins the match and are the Warfare tag team Champions.

    Ricky: Looks like we have NEW Warfare tag team champs!!! Azreal and HolyJose has done it!!!

    Stanley: Wow! They even broke a new record! They are the first duel tag team Champ ever in JBW!!!

    Ricky: That was a great and exciting tag team Fatal Four Way match! Even more exciting that we have new Warfare tag team Champs in Azreal and HolyJose!

    Stanley: I know theres going to be a Azreal-HolyJose party tonight!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by John Cena rapping on Paul Heyman
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    Match 4: Silva Vs Loki: If Silva wins he he earns a place as an Appostle of Chainsaw. If Loki wins he gets to remain an Appostle

    Pat: Well, its time to get a little crazy, people.

    Dudley: Thats not nice, Pat. Chainsaw will have you castrated for bad mouthing his future Appostle.

    Pat: No, I meant crazy thinking from Loki thinking he stands a chance against this deadly individual.

    It's the first Appostle.

    *Loki walks out on to the stage and looks to to heavens. He is soon joined by his fellow Appostles, Aeriel, Demonic, and the leader of the Appostles, Anomander Rake. They walk down the ramp in single file, emotionless, they give nothing away of their feelings.*

    Dudley: They are walking to the ring as a unit, but as soon as the bell rings, Loki is on his own.

    Pat: I think that Loki is either braver than we give him credit for, or he needs a doctor

    Dudley: He's gonna need a doctor after Silva is through with him

    Speaking of Doctors. This guy is in totally need of about three or four.

    *Chainsaw emerges through the curtain, pushing a gurney, with an apparently calm and collective Silva held down by four heavy straps. Chainsaw stops pushing as he reaches ringside. Aeriel runs up to him, passes him a mic and kneels before him. The others follow suit. Chainsaw crouches down, looks Silva square in the eye and says.*

    Chainsaw: It is time to prove your worth to me, young, dangerous and oh so adorable Silva. The opportunity is there, Silva, take it and CRUSH IT!

    *Silvas eyes widen in anger and he begins struggling against his straps. He let's out a high pitched psychotic scream as Chainsaw unbuckles the first strap, and again when he loosens the second one.*

    Chainsaw: Yes, Silva, you are mere seconds away from satiating that thirst to cause physical harm to others.

    Silva: LET ME FREE!!!

    *In a crazy feat of strength, Silva breaks free from the third and fourth straps that were pinning him down. He rushes into the ring and howls in a fit of rage. Chainsaw laughs at the forthcoming cruelty, but turns his back and walks up the ramp, leaving four Appostles and one damned man to sort this out by themselves.*

    Pat: And this one is underway!




    Pat: I can't beileve it- Loki is fighting back! After all the punishment he has taken, he still wants to have a go.

    Dudley: I can't believe it, where is this coming from? Silva looks like he might be in trouble here.

    Pat: NO! Poor Loki, he may be out after that lariat... Silva is on him like a rash, and now he's got a rear naked choke on him.

    Dudley: Oh it's lights out for Loki, for sure now.

    Pat: And Loki looks like he's sleeping. Referee checks his arm once, and he's stopping this one as Loki is clearly out...Wow, Duds, did you see him whispering into his ear as he near choked the life out of him? That was creepy.

    Dudley: That was total domination, Pat, Loki didn't stand a chance.

    Pat: I think your being a bit harsh there, Duds. Loki showed me something tonight, and gave it his all. Wait, what's this, Anomander, Demonic and Aeriel are in the ring.

    *The three Appostles warily approach Silva, who looks at them, nods his head, and they return the nod. Then Anomander, Silva and Demonic turn their heads towards Loki. A puzzled look appears on Aeriels face as the three of them then rush the still unconscious Loki and begin stomping a peverbial mud hole in the now ex-Appostle. Aeriels puzzled look turns to one of anger as he realises this beat down was planned without him, likely because he would have been against it. He bounces off the ropes and literally throws his entire body at the three Appostles and surprsingly knocks all af them over. Aeriel is cat-like as he jumps to his feet, rolls his long time friend out of the ring, puts him over his shoulder climbs the ringside barrier and runs through the crowd to safety.*

    Pat: These fans are going crazy!!

    Dudley: Aeriel is the crazy one, Chainsaw will see his and Loki's head on a pike, I tell ya'!

    Pat: Aeriel showed courage here tonight, Duds. Pure unadulterated courage.

    Dudley: The real story is this new streamlined deadlier than ever team of The Appostles. Silva, Anomander Rake and Demonic are going to give Mayhems wrestlers nightmares.

    Pat: I'm praying for them all right now
    Last edited by Kashdinero; 09-05-2011 at 05:49 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by John Cena rapping on Paul Heyman
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    Match 5: Broc vs Fernandez Romero

    Broc
    JBW theme song

    Ricky: Broc makes his way to the ring with a Ben Roethlisberger jersey and the crowd is booing him!

    Stanley: We are in Chicago and Broc wearing that jersey is going to get him some boos but he has an opportunity to become the #1 Contender right now for the Warfare TV Championship so if I were him, I would focus mostly on the match then the crowd.

    Ricky: Broc certainly looks ready to go tonight.


    Fernandez Romero
    JBW theme song

    Ricky: Fernandez Romero or Mexican royalty as he likes to call himself makes his way to the ring, wearing a special made Mexican jacket as he gets a mixed reaction from the fans in attendance here in the Soldier Field Stadium!

    Stanley: Fernandez Romero has been talking how how tonight is his night and that he will walk out of Rampage of the Titans as the #1 Contender for Warfare TV title.

    Ricky: Romero is gonna have to put his money where his mouth is, that's for sure.

    Stanley: You ain't wrong. Broc is one tough competitor and it won't be that easy beating him here tonight.

    Ricky: Both men have nothing to lose but everything to gain with that being the shot at the Warfare TV title.



    Broc wins the match.

    Ricky: A great match here and it looks like Broc is the #1 Contender for the Warfare TV title!

    Stanley: Fernandez put up one hell of a fight but it looks like Broc fought harder. He is certainly a tough competitor and a rising star here in JBW. HolyJose better watch out because Broc is coming for his Warfare TV title!
    Quote Originally Posted by John Cena rapping on Paul Heyman
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    Match 6: BodomInvader and ??? Vs The Jackasses

    Pat: This one has been brewing for a few weeks now, Duds.

    Dudley: Haha, yeah, Ryder and Gabo have been showing this dummy up left, right and centre.

    Pat: This whole mystery guest thing is killing me!

    These guys have been on FIRE recently.

    *Red Ryder and El Gabo come out onto the stage, and they are accompanied by Jonny Knoxville!*

    Dudley: Oh my, this is the guy that inspired Ryder and Gabo!

    Pat: And this is judgement time for these two jokers, whether Jonny is there or not! Forced into a match where they don't even know who the second man will be? If indeed it is a man. Man, I think they're in trouble.

    Dudley: It can't be Ted. Ted is banned from competing in JBW due to the fact that he is a bear.

    Pat: Hey, Duds... The Jackasses aren't smiling as much as they usually do. Hey, you don't think they had a bad date or something do ya?

    Dudley: There is nothing bad about Megan Fox.

    Pat: Apart from her acting skills.

    Dudley: You've been talking to The Alpha Dog again haven't you?

    Pat: What if I have? Anyway, I'm sure Alpha's rooting for Bods and the mystery man. Ma$$ too.

    Dudley: Why do you have to bring that idiots name up?

    BodomInvaders Doogie Houser theme song

    Dudley: This guy makes me sick. How ANYBODY would want to team with this clown is waaay beyond me.

    Pat: I think we're about to find out. Heavan help us, he's about to talk.

    BI: OoOOoH, w3D wyD3R @nD 3l G@bO, u GuYz aR3 in +WoUbL3 n0W. H3r3 cOM3$ mY p@R+N3r... L333333333333333333nNnNnNnY LlLLLlLiGH+niNg!!!!! ........ *dramatic pause* L33333nNnNnNy!!

    IT'S LENNY LIGHTNING!

    *A confident Lenny strides out onto the stage, strikes his normal pose, with his arm out stretched waiting for the microphone. He suddenly ducks and rolls as he dodges a bolt of lighting. He rolls again and dodges the second bolt. He stands up brushes himself off, and... Rolls again! Narrowly avoiding a third bolt of lightning. He is just metres away from the ring when a fourth bolt comes striking down, but Lenny still managed to escape the force of nature and he makes it to the safety of the ring, where an elated looking BodomInvader is jumping up and down clapping his hands.*

    Pat: Wow, I can't belive Lenny avoided those lighting bolts! He truly is on a roll! He shockingly defeated The Alpha Dog on Mayhem last week. And now he's stepping up to The Jackasses and dodging lightning bolts!

    Dudley: Wow, I wonder what his beef with The Jackasses is? Surely he should be thanking them. Not wanting to battle them.

    Pat: Whatever the case, this one is underway.



    Pat: Nice backflips by BodomInvader there, Dud- but oooh, Gabo got he's knees up at the last minute. Bee-Eye is down!

    Dudley: Whoa, here comes trouble, guys, Gabo usually pulls out something spectacular from up here. But wait! On the JabeTron... It's Ma$$ and The Alpha Dog!

    *Ma$$ holds up a hand held camera, and Red Ryder starts to go ballistic! El Gabo jumps down off of the top rope and is also clearly infuriated! The pair begin jumping up and down and pointing at each other. Their attention turns back to the JabeTron when Ma$$Dinero speaks "hey, Alphred, why don't ya show the world whats on that little video cam."
    The Jackasses are screaming "NOOOOO" in the middle of the ring but they are powerless to stop what is going to happen.
    The Alpha Dog is chuckling hard to himself as he presses the button.*
    *The JabeTron flickers, and when it stabilises we can see El Gabo sitting at a poorly lit bar. The camera man is clearly Red Ryder.*

    RR: Man, I can't wait to meet Megan Fox tonight! And this place is packed!

    EG: Um, man, I sure don't see any chicks in here tonight.

    RR: Well when Megan gets here I- *Ryder pauses for a second, frowns, then continues.* you don't think we've been had do you?

    EG: Nah... She'll be here in a minute.

    RR: Yeah, we're unprankable these days!

    *El Gabo, laughs for a bit, takes a sip of his Budweiser and looks over Red Ryders shoulder and spits the beer all over Ryder and the camera.*

    RR: What the fuck, man!

    EG: Erm, Ryder, there's an, um, MAN, FUCKING LOOK AROUND!!

    *Ryder spins around and is faced with..... thedag!! Dressed EXACTLY like Megan Fox in Transformers with denim hot pants and everything!*

    thedag: Hi boys, they call me Megan, and I am such a fox! Oooh, I see your already wet for m-•

    *With that the camera is turned off*
    *The JabeTron flickers back and Ma$$ and Alpha are shown laughing their heads off! Red Ryder and El Gabo are fuming!*

    Dudley: That sneaky BodomInvader just rolled up a distracted Ryder.. 1... 2.... 3!!!

    Pat: Oh my what a win for Bee-Eye and Lenny! The Jackasses have been got here tonight by the collective forces of Ma$$Dinero, The Alpha Dog, BodomInvader, Lenny Lightning, and thedag!

    Dudley: I wouldn't be surprised if JMan had a hand in this as well somewhere. Who else had thedags number?

    Pat: I bet you've got it! Hahaha!

    Dudley: If I did I wouldn't give it to Mass!
    Last edited by Kashdinero; 09-05-2011 at 05:59 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by John Cena rapping on Paul Heyman
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    Match 7: Justice vs Connor Chaos in a Falls Count Anywhere

    Justice
    JBW theme song

    Ricky: Justice makes his way to the ring, bringing a steel chair with him. I guess hes prepared for this Falls Count Anywhere match!

    Stanley: Justice is always ready for extreme matches like Falls Count Anywhere matches. Tonight's match is probably his confront zone.


    Connor Chaos

    ~The lights go down in the arena. A low bass line is heard as three words appear one after the other on a glass screen in capitals...~

    PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!!

    ~Connors music starts playing. As the drum solo at the start ends, we see, Connor smash through the screen with a sledgehammer. He casually walks to the ring like nothing happened. Just as he climbs the steps he casually leaves the hammer in his corner, before standing on the turnbuckle, roaring out at the crowd.~




    Connor Chaos wins the match.

    Ricky: This was a brutal match right here! Connor Chaos wins! I'm surprised hes even able to stand after that!

    Stanley: These guys turned this match into a street fight, beating the hell out of one another!

    Ricky: Connor Chaos is rightfully the winner of this match you can tell hes still filling the effects after this match!
    Quote Originally Posted by John Cena rapping on Paul Heyman
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    Match 8: Daniel May Vs Kiddson: The battle of the new blood

    Pat: Dud's, this one has been building for week's, and if the intensity shown by these two on the mic is anywhere near what we will see tonight, then we're in for a treat.

    Dudley: I don't like this May.

    Pat: You don't? I think he's an upstanding citizen, and I also think he is gonna kick this backyard wrestler at best Kiddson's ass!

    Dudley: Well... How surprising. Pat's rooting for the good guy.

    *The lights go out in the arena and a spotlight shines just left of the stage and we can see Meeno and his DJ.*

    Meeno: Yeah, boy!! It Rampage of the Titans, and I wanna introduce my boy, Kiddson!!

    Kiddson's theme: Performed live by Meeno.

    Pat: And here he come's people. This guy has been nothing but a pain in the ass for May these past few weeks.

    Dudley: Well if May wasn't such an asshole then Kiddson wouldn't have to keep reminding him of it. This is brilliant! I can really feel the electricity in the air whenever Kiddsons on his way to the ring. Wow.

    *Once Kiddson is in the ring the lights go out once again and the spotlight shines once again. This time to the right, revealing the band Tool. The first few chords begin.*

    Pat: And it is clear we are in for a real treat as Tool is here to play Daniel May's theme tune, H.

    Dudley: I hate Tool.

    Tool- H: LIVE!!!

    Pat: Here he come's! It's Australia's number one son, DANIEL MAY!!!

    Dudley: OK, calm down, Pat. He ain't that great.

    Pat: Are you kidding me, Duds, this guy is one of the hardest working guys in JBW today. Look at him, he's really soaking in the crowds cheers.

    Dudley: Sound's like jeers to me.

    Pat: Well then you aren't listening hard enough. These fan's love him, Duds. OK, let's get this one underway. Wait.. Look, Duds... It's G-Scorp. What's he doing out here?

    Dudley: I don't know, but I think he's headed this way.

    *G-Scorp grabs a spare headset and sits down next to Dudley and Pat,*

    G-Scorp: Whats up bitches? You don't mind if I sit here do ya? Of course you don't. Thanks, I appreciate it. No way was I going to pass up an oppurtunity to see these two kick the shit out of each other here tonight.

    Pat: And who invited you out here?

    G-Scorp: I invited myself, Pat! Now lets get this one underway!

    Pat: Hey, thats my line!



    Dudley: That bastard! May got the win!

    Pat: I knew it! Great victory by Mr May here tonight!

    G-Scorp: They were both good, but May was the better man. Not better than me, though.

    Pat: With all due respect, of which you've earned none, how can you say that, Scorp?

    Scorp: I could out-wrestle these two any day of the week but JBW have been nothing but assholes, and I haven't even had a chance to prove it yet!

    Dudley: You're Awesome. Management suck around her- OH WAIT! Look at Kiddson he's out of control!

    *Kiddson attacks Daniel May from behind, and May goes down. Kiddson really starts laying the boots in and, chair in hand, goes to the the top rope. This gives G-Scorp reason to throw his headset down, grab a steel chair, and jump up onto the apron- He swings at Kiddson who jumps into the ring, rolls and bails through the ropes on the opposite side. G-Scorp gets into the ring and help's May to his feet. May looks a little worse for wear, but he is still smiling.*

    Pat: This man will make a great champion one da- OH GOSH!! G-SCORP JUST LAID OUT MAY WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!!

    Dudley: I knew G-Scorp was alright!

    *G-Scorp, still carrying the chair leaves the ring while paramedics rush to attend to May.*
    Last edited by Kashdinero; 09-05-2011 at 06:12 AM.
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    Match 9: Malcolm Cage vs Leonard Ray Beauregard

    Malcolm Cage
    JBW theme song

    Ricky: Malcolm Cage makes his way to the ring and tonight is a big night for him! Hes competing on his Birthday so a win for him would make things that much special for him.

    Stanley: A win would be great for him, especially on his Birthday but Leonard Ray is a badass wrestler and personally my favorite wrestler to win here tonight so Malcolm Cage winning isn't going to be as easy as pie when stepping in the ring with Leonard Ray.

    Ricky: Agreed Stan. Leonard Ray is a pretty tough wrestler to beat but there is a possibility of Malcolm Cage winning.


    Leonard Ray Beauregard

    Leonard Ray Beauregard's music hits throughout the arena


    Lenny Ray drives up in the same muddy truck he pulled up to the arena in earlier today. In the back of the truck are 5 girls all wearing Rebel flag bikinis. LRB parks the truck at the entrance ramp, gets out, and climbs in the bed of the truck. He reaches down into a cooler that is in the back and pulls out 2 cans of Coors Light, pops the top and pours them into his mouth. Lenny grabs another beer, stands on the toolbox in the back of the truck, pops the top, and pours the beer on the girls.

    Leonard then jumps out of the truck and begins his walk down to the ring. He climbs into the ring and takes off his dirty old Mossy Oak hat and puts it on the ref's head. He takes off his Leonard Ray Beauregard t-shirt and tosses it into the crowd.


    Ricky: Here is Leonard Ray, arriving in the Soldier Field Stadium where the fans are booing him!

    Stanley: Leonard Ray is 100% focused on this match. I caught up with him earlier and he is very eager to get his hands on Malcolm Cage. This match won't be pretty folks!





    Malcolm Cage wins the match.

    Ricky: MOTY by far! Seriously, these guys tore the roof off the place with their match tonight!

    Stanley: This match was perfect from start to finish and even though my favorite wrestler Leonard Ray lost the match, he put on one hell of a performance here tonight.

    Ricky: This was an amazing match. Congrats to Malcolm Cage for the win and congrats to both wrestlers for giving the fans here in attendance everything they had in this match.


    ~As Malcolm Cage gets up, we see the JBW staff along with some of the JBW wrestlers as they bring Malcolm Cage a cake for his Birthday~

    Ricky: Malcolm Cage gets a win and a cake tonight! What

    Stanley: I know, huh? I'm jealous.


    ~The JBW staff and some of the wrestlers say happy birthday but suddenly, Leonard Ray starts attacking the JBW staff and wrestlers, throwing out of the ring~

    Ricky: Leonard Ray isn't done! Hes attacking the JBW staff and some of the wrestlers!

    Stanley: Bodies are flying everywhere!


    ~Malcolm Cage tries to hit Leonard Ray but Leonard Ray picks up his beer bottle and hits Malcolm Cage with it~

    Ricky: That was just uncalled for! Leonard Ray just broke a beer bottle over Malcolm Cage's head!!!

    Stanley: I'm a fan of Leonard Ray but that was just sick. There was no need for that.

    Ricky: Malcolm Cage looks hurt. He looks busted wide open. Not a good thing to be shedding blood on the day of your Birthday.


    ~The JBW doctors and other staff helps carry Malcolm Cage as Leonard Ray walks out of the ring, not even caring about what he has done~
    Quote Originally Posted by John Cena rapping on Paul Heyman
    You see I don't need your approval Paul. I'm gonna take my respect. I'll bounce you quicker than an ECW check.

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