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Main Event – Silver Bros vs The Jackasses
The Mayhem Tag Champions!
MD: Here they are, the living cure for insomnia, and the manliest member of the Mayhem roster!! Whoo! Let's go guys! Do it for big brother Cena!... Not.
KJ: Can't you be professional like i am, dogbreath! Leave your hatred for The Eye out of this! Rookie mistake
MD: The Eye? The only eye these guys are interested in, are the ones with a Japs in front of them.
KJ: To be honest your probably right, wanker.
And their opponents: The dare-devil Jackasses!
MD: It's El Gabo and The Red Ryder!! When it comes to brains these two couldn't fill half a Cranium!
KJ: Oooh, that's Rich.
MD: Rich? Well, they do call me Ma$$Dinero, Toe-Jam.
KJ: Toe-Jam? I can't decide which is worse, your jokes or your wrestling
MD: I need to get out of here before people start calling me Earl!
Sly: While these two squabble like a married couple, I’d like to remind you that this is NOT a Title match!
Sly: To the surprise of this crowd and this announcer, this match has been going on forever! We’re at least 15 minutes into the match! The Silver Bros have had their hands full with the Jackasses—El Gabo makes the hot tag and Red Ryda is in! He’s cleaning house—The REF DIDN’T SEE THE TAG! The Ref is forcing Ryda out and Gabo back in! As Ryda argues with the ref, the Silver Bros are in—Gabo’s up, Double Powerbomb! Ryda’s finally out of the ring, and the ref’s counting—1, 2, 3! The Silver Bros were pushed to their limits and won on a technicality! What a main event!
KJ: Well i wish i could say it's been a pleasure but this has possibly been the most boring 8 hours or however long it was in my life! Plus, Mass has stunk out the entire arena. Next time, make more of a fucking effort you piece of monkey crap!
MD: Well, that's all fine and dandy, K-Jam, but when "My friend went to London and all I got was this blood stained T-Shirt" connects with your jaw, all that jibba-jabba coming out of your mouth will be put rest. Believe me when I say, I'm gonna kick your fucking head in at Wembley Stadium!
Sly: JBW!
The Mayhem Tag Champions!
MD: Here they are, the living cure for insomnia, and the manliest member of the Mayhem roster!! Whoo! Let's go guys! Do it for big brother Cena!... Not.
KJ: Can't you be professional like i am, dogbreath! Leave your hatred for The Eye out of this! Rookie mistake
MD: The Eye? The only eye these guys are interested in, are the ones with a Japs in front of them.
KJ: To be honest your probably right, wanker.
And their opponents: The dare-devil Jackasses!
MD: It's El Gabo and The Red Ryder!! When it comes to brains these two couldn't fill half a Cranium!
KJ: Oooh, that's Rich.
MD: Rich? Well, they do call me Ma$$Dinero, Toe-Jam.
KJ: Toe-Jam? I can't decide which is worse, your jokes or your wrestling
MD: I need to get out of here before people start calling me Earl!
Sly: While these two squabble like a married couple, I’d like to remind you that this is NOT a Title match!
Sly: To the surprise of this crowd and this announcer, this match has been going on forever! We’re at least 15 minutes into the match! The Silver Bros have had their hands full with the Jackasses—El Gabo makes the hot tag and Red Ryda is in! He’s cleaning house—The REF DIDN’T SEE THE TAG! The Ref is forcing Ryda out and Gabo back in! As Ryda argues with the ref, the Silver Bros are in—Gabo’s up, Double Powerbomb! Ryda’s finally out of the ring, and the ref’s counting—1, 2, 3! The Silver Bros were pushed to their limits and won on a technicality! What a main event!
KJ: Well i wish i could say it's been a pleasure but this has possibly been the most boring 8 hours or however long it was in my life! Plus, Mass has stunk out the entire arena. Next time, make more of a fucking effort you piece of monkey crap!
MD: Well, that's all fine and dandy, K-Jam, but when "My friend went to London and all I got was this blood stained T-Shirt" connects with your jaw, all that jibba-jabba coming out of your mouth will be put rest. Believe me when I say, I'm gonna kick your fucking head in at Wembley Stadium!
Sly: JBW!
We’ve now taken two looks back into Showdown History, so it’s time to take a look forward. As many people know, Showdown is becoming its own brand. On this very show, we’ll be slowly releasing members of the NEW Showdown Roster. Here’s your first taste.
Sin Cara
Chris Parker
Loki
Aeriel
Justice.
The Celtic Tiger
Chris Parker
Loki
Aeriel
Justice.
The Celtic Tiger
Kashdinero..... No gimmicks needed!
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